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Clips from Seinfeld - The Gymnast (S06E06)

"Anyway, she's having some kind of a family lunch. I'll swing by after."
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"- Zip out. She'll love me. - You're good with the mothers."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I gotta pick it up at Mr. Pitt's. Elaine was framing stuff for him..."
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"...so she did me a favor. Wanna take a ride?"
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"She used to be an Olympic gymnast."
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"Back on? What was it doing off?"
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"Of course."
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"Again? Kramer, if you keep getting these attacks..."
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"- You always take the shirt off? - Always."
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"I never know what I'm gonna find next, and I'm real scared."
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"All right, I'll use a pencil, Mr. Pitt."
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"- There she blows. - Kramer?"
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"...and you keep your eyes unfocused."
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"- Mama. - Kramer, are you okay?"
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"I have always felt that the most important thing in the world..."
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"Mind? Why would I mind? I would love to wait."
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"Nana, nice to see you. Nana!"
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"Hey, let's do this again real soon. I had fun."
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"Here we go. All right."
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"Mrs. Enright!"
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"Where is it?"
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"- No, no, unfocus. - I am unfocused!"
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"You see an éclair in the receptacle..."
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"- What stone? - A kidney stone."
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"Boy, that's gotta hurt."
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"...for the merger, including the stock swap."
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"Yes. Flowers. I will get her flowers. I will go to the florist."
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"Behold, the games of the '84 Olympiad."
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"I've seen gymnasts. I know what they do."
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"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider people's feelings."
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"...to the magical world of sensual delights..."
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"Perhaps you'd like to keep the tape."
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"Of course, it is only useful in gymnastics."
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"You know, I mean... I don't know."
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"- Again, I don't feel like- - The balance beam?"
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"No, I tried to do a reverse hecht off my couch, and I didn't make it."
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"Look at this sparkle."
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"Mrs. Enright!"
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"Bye-bye."
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"You know what happens the first time. People are a little shy, a little reticent."
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"- Where are you going? - The circus."
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"- I don't even feel like going out. - Jerry, it's your obligation, come on."
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"I didn't send you over there to complain about the name."
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"...blaming them for all the ills of society."
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"Well, they certainly take up a lot of space."
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"- Misha. - Katya."
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"They've called an emergency meeting."
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"Mr. Pitt, you have got to stop staring at that poster!"
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"No! You don't see it, and you're never gonna see it!"
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"Do you hear me? Do you hear me?"
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"- Mr. Pitt- - Yes?"
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"No."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, may I direct your attention to the center ring..."
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"What is that sound?"
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"...but these false accusations will not deter us."
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"You know? Like those clear Lucite ones with all the coins in it?"
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"It's a lovely tribute to our past president. It's not bad enough..."
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"...Lincoln got shot in the head, we gotta drop our pants and sit on it too."
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"It's just incomprehensible that you would buy a thing like this."
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"You install it on your toilet seat. And this says what about you?"
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"I can't afford to throw money down the toilet, but look how close I am."
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"I cannot believe Lindsay's seeing you after that Breakfast at Tiffany's thing."
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"I think she finds my stupidity charming."
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"- As we all do. - Yeah."
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"- So you gonna meet the mother? - I'll zip in. How do you do?"
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"You know, I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters."
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"- Maybe you should date the mothers. - If I could talk to the mothers..."
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"...and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going."
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"- You've got something going. - Yeah."
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"- You got a hammer? - What do you need a hammer for?"
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"I got this new poster, 3D art. Computers generate it."
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"- Yeah, I wanna see that. Bring it over. - I don't have it now."
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"- No, I don't think so. - George, you wanna go for a ride?"
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"- No. - Oh, come on!"
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"Could you wait until the man finishes...?"
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"All right, I've had it with you two."
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"Hey, guess what? Remember that woman you saw me with?"
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"- A gymnast? - Yeah. She's Romanian."
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"She won a silver at the '84 Olympics."
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"A gymnast, Jerry. Think of the flexibility."
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"That sex will melt your face."
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"- Yeah, well, I think I'm bailing. - Bailing?"
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"Kramer, there's always a price to pay for just a sexual dalliance."
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"Jerry, you should pay that price."
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"She's Romanian. What will I talk to her about? Ceausescu?"
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"Ch- What?"
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"Gymnast? I can't believe it. You didn't tell me she was a gymnast."
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"What is this?"
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"I'm putting my shirt back on."
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"I take it off when I go to the... You know, to the office."
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"What for?"
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"Frees me up, no encumbrances."
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"- Unbuttoned or all the way off? - All the way, baby."
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"...you should see the doctor and have it checked out."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"I tell you, knowing you is like going into the jungle."
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"...with the Poland Creek bottled-water people."
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"- What meeting? - I told you."
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"I sit on the board of trustees for Morgan Springs..."
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"...and we're trying to acquire Poland Creek."
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"Are you using a fountain pen?"
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"- Yes. - They smear."
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"Under no circumstances is ink to be used in this office."
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"- Elaine. - Come in. Come in."
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"Yeah."
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"Hi, right there. Yeah."
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"- That's not it. - Kramer, it's that-"
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"Kramer, could you do this at home? I don't think-"
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"- I've got work to do, okay? - These are nice corners."
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"Elaine, did I hear-? This is very odd."
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"Yeah, it's 3D art. Computers generate them, big computers."
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"Yes, I've heard about these. How do they work?"
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"You blur your eyes like you're staring straight through the picture..."
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"Then..."
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"Yeah!"
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"- I don't see it. - It's a spaceship..."
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"- ...surrounded by planets, asteroids. - I still don't see it."
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"Okay. Kramer, that's enough. Mr. Pitt has got work to do."
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"You ever dream in 3D?"
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