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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bubble Boy (S04E04)

"You're always thrown off."
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"- Thanks again for the Chinese food. - Oh, you're welcome."
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"- I think I ate too much of that garlic. - Me too."
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"I ate the whole plate. I didn't know. I thought they were peanuts."
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"I thought you were happy-go-lucky."
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"Jerry, it's George. You a/ set for the week end? This is gonna be great."
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"This thing has never worked right."
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"You know, she's with all the perfumes, and a fishmonger's a pretty bad smell."
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"...and he invites me for a free round."
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"Then he says, anytime I lay one of these on him, it'll be the same deal."
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"...we were gonna ask you to the country."
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"Yeah, they do a lot of baking up there."
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"- I don't know. - Come on, I don't wanna tag along..."
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"You mean pressed because it's a dry cleaner?"
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"- The Yoo-hoo? - Yeah."
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"Jerry. Of course he'd pay him a visit. You'd be happy to."
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"It's his birthday. I can't go to the cabin."
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"I'm sorry I can't make it."
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"I never heard the end of it."
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"- Isn't that blue car him? - No, no, that's not him."
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"We'll just meet him at the bubble boy's house."
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"Seinfeld can't drive. How hard is it to follow somebody?"
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"Would you quit it, please? Someone is gonna see us here."
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"I swing with the best of them."
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"- We're going in. - Wait, please-"
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"I'm aware of the bubble boy."
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"You can't just have water."
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"Hold it a second."
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"- Elaine... - Gary Seinfield."
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"Yeah. Yeah, he is."
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"The gloves, the mask, it's a whole production."
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"Would you like to meet him?"
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"People will be reading that for the next 20 years and laughing at you."
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"Well, when you mail me a new one, I'll send you back this one."
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"- Where's Seinfeld? - He's on his way."
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"My cousin's in a bubble."
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"I got a lot of bubble experience. Come on."
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"How about taking your top off?"
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"I know, I know."
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"Okay, history."
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"The correct answer is the Moops."
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"- Oh, boy. - What should we do?"
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"Okay."
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"Donald, stop it."
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"What are you doing? You're choking me. Elaine!"
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"Something's happened to the bubble boy!"
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"That's his house, down the road."
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"I was not. Bubble boy tried to kill me."
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"- What? - Susan, tell them."
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"It's a long story."
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"- Moors! - Moops!"
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"I just realized, you never gave me back the change from the tolls."
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"Something very scary and exciting about fire."
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"And it's very intimidating to the nonsmoker."
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"You think this end is bad. Look at this wet, disgusting nub, huh?"
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"Ever called someone and were disappointed when they answered?"
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"You wanted the machine."
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"You go, Oh, I- I didn't know you were there."
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"I just wanted to leave a message saying, 'Sorry I missed you.'"
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"So here's two people who hate each other, don't really ever wanna talk..."
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"...but the phone machine is like this relationship respirator..."
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"...keeping these marginal, brain-dead relationships alive."
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"We do it so when we come home, you can see the little flashing red light."
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"You go, All right, messages."
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"You see, people need that."
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"It's very important for human beings to feel popular and well-liked..."
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"...amongst a large group of people we don't care for."
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"Well, this is it."
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"Oh, this is nice."
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"You know what, I think Nak ed Gun is on. Oh, I've seen it."
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"I laughed through that whole thing. Wanna watch?"
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"No."
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"- I mean, I don't think so. - I thought you liked to laugh."
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"No, no. I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go."
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"If anything, I'm sad-stop-unlucky."
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"That's not funny, Naomi. I didn't mean to be funny there."
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"Why don't you check the TV Guide? I think Ho/ocaust is on."
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"You'/ have a great time with Naomi."
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"A/ right, she's got that /augh."
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"What'd you say, it's /ik e E/mer Fudd sitting on a juicer?"
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"I was thinking we'd tak e two cars up to the cabin."
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"That way, you know, if one of us wanted to stay-"
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"You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?"
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"Well, first of all, Elmer Fudd is one of the most beloved..."
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"...internationally known cartoon characters of all time."
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"I'm gonna kill that cwazy wabbit."
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"Come on! Not only that, a juicer is one of the healthiest ways-"
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"It makes juice, it extracts the pulp and- And then the vitamins."
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"For long life and vitality."
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"How could you leave a message like that?"
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"How could you play it to just anyone?"
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"I didn't think you'd leave it."
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"- I didn't think you'd play it. - Now she's not coming this weekend."
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"What do you mean, not going? We got plans. Call her up."
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"Ah, it's better anyway."
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"I mean, really. What was gonna happen?"
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"I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that?"
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"It's like Coco Chanel going out with a fishmonger."
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"Well, maybe you should ask Elaine."
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"But if I ask Elaine, Kramer will feel slighted."
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"Oh, no, no. Don't say anything to Kramer. Susan can't stand him."
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"He vomited all over her."
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"Wait a minute. Do you smell smoke?"
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"- Ah, Kramer. - Hello, boys."
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"Top of the morning to you."
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"What do you say? What do you be?"
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"Put that thing out before you start another fire."
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"You had to give him cigars."
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"So, what are you guys doing this weekend?"
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"- Ah, we're... - Because I'm gonna be playing golf..."
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"...at the Westchester Country Club."
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"Westchester? Isn't that a private club?"
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"That's right, buddy. It's private. It's very private."
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"I met the pro at the golf shop up on 49th Street. I gave him a Cuban..."
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"Man, I'm gonna be hitting the links all weekend."
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"- Gee, that's- That's too bad. - Yeah. Too bad."
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"- Why? What? What? - Because we were just saying..."
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"Susan's father has a cabin up there, but all right."
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"They got any golf courses up there?"
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"No, no, no."
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