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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"The state flag of Florida should be..."
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"- Unbelievable. - Yeah, highest-paying job I ever had."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I feel inferior."
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"I never should have told you."
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"I mean, I feel it. Do you feel it?"
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"I was thinking of donating a large portion of it to charity."
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"That would blow his mind. He's always wanted one..."
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"...his whole life. He's never been able to afford it."
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"Who was Pippi Longstocking?"
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"Have you seen Jerry? I told him 2:00."
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"You're friends with Marisa Tomei?"
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"That's right."
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"She's just been sitting home."
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"Oh, I don't know what I was thinking."
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"I want this baby fully loaded."
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"Okay, thanks, bye. Hey, guess what."
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"- Wow, you are quite the good son. - Yeah."
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"I'm a very good boy."
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"- You gonna sleep on the foldout? - Yeah."
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"- The actress? - Yeah."
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"- Not the point. Can I finish? - All right."
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"Could have fixed me up with Marisa Tomei."
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"She said I was just her type."
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"But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky bald men."
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"My Cousin Vinny, I loved it."
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"I, George Costanza, could be on a date with an Oscar winner."
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"Too bad you're engaged."
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"Yeah, too bad, too bad."
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"Excuse me, I'm with Plaza Cable. I'm sorry to bother you."
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"Could you tell him the cable company was here?"
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"What if I got a cup of coffee with her?"
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"Would you tell Susan about it?"
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"If you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong."
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"Of course there's something wrong."
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"- Hey, cable guy's looking for you. - Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, said he was waiting two hours. Seemed a little put out."
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"Well, I guess the cable man doesn't like to be kept waiting."
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"And I sat there, hour after hour..."
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"...without so much as a phone call."
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"And now they want me to accommodate them."
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"- Yeah. - I thought you saw that before."
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"How come you're watching that again?"
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"- Hello? - Elaine, it's me, George."
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"Never mind. I need you to do me a favour."
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"No."
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"George, I have no idea what you're talking about."
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"- The actress. - What?"
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"- What? - Nothing. Nothing."
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"- ... I think I'd like to do it. - What?"
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"George, no way. You're engaged."
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"The judge! I hate this guy."
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"A Cadillac?"
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"So when are you getting back from Florida?"
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"Oh, I don't know. I'll play it by ear. Why?"
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"Things seem a little more exciting when you're around."
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"Sure, sure."
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"- What was that? - Quiet, quiet."
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"I'm loving this."
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"You wanna meet her. You wanna see if she likes you?"
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"But this is Marisa Tomei, Elaine. An Oscar winner."
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"...knowing I could have been with her?"
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"She said I was just her type."
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"Yes, it is. Jerry."
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"Hundred. Hold on a second."
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"Yeah. Yeah, fine. I'll call."
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"- Maybe I'll let you pick me up. - Okay."
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"Oh, really?"
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"Morty, what do you have to open this box for?"
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"I don't want all these open boxes."
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"You wanna know, come on outside."
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"You what? You bought me a Cadillac?"
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"I'm not letting him buy us a Cadillac. He hasn't got the money."
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"Over my dead body. Give me those. Give me-"
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"Well, this worked out just as I had hoped."
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"- Giddyup. - Yeah, this is Nick Stevens..."
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"...from Plaza Cable."
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"Hey, Jerry, look at this."
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"My seat's got a memory, in case somebody moves it."
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"I could be in prison for years."
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"Hiya, Jack."
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"- Yours? - That's right."
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"- My son bought it for me. - He what?"
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"You ever see one so nice?"
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"- Come on, take a ride. - I don't wanna ride."
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"He doesn't wanna take a ride."
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"What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac?"
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"Did you believe that guy?"
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"...about me and Marisa, you know, the two of us getting together."
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"It's like going steady, you know. Going steady, engaged."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Is that right? Well, I have been having a little trouble with my call waiting."
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"All right. Next thing on the agenda:"
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"What's that?"
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"- What's going on, Jack? - I'll tell you what's going on."
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"Morty Seinfeld has been stealing funds from the treasury."
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"Your son? Your son could never afford that car."
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"He's lucky he can pay his rent."
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"- I move for a full investigation. - I second."
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"- Impeachment? - That's right."
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"Have you ever heard anything like that?"
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"It doesn't make a difference. They think we're in cahoots."
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"You could put a fence around these condos and call it an insane asylum."
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"Nobody would know the difference."
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"I couldn't live here. We'd have to move to Boca."
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"- Oh, hi, Evelyn. - Hello, Jerry."
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"I just got off the phone with Sol Brandes."
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"- What did he say? - He's voting to impeach."
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"Now, my sources tell me..."
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"Probably they think you're too good for them."
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"- Hello? - Hello, Mr. Kramer?"
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"And you've seen that one too."
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"Like that's her type."
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"Besides, I don't even know her."
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"It's not like anyone's trying to fix us up."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Well, I do love you very much."
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"Why do they put the bar in the middle of the bed?"
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"...and I thought, Well, what the hell."
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"Maybe I'll come down there and hang out a little."
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