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Clips from Seinfeld - The Nap (S08E08)

"Literally, the slaughter of a man."
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"Walking date's good. You don't have to look at the person."
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"Yeah, look at those babies, huh? They're prunes."
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"What exactly was that kid?"
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"Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid."
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"You know Twinkies aren't cooked?"
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"-They're very bad for the back. -Really?"
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"l finally found a way to sleep in my office."
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"Let me ask you a question."
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"Could you expand the space underneath a desk..."
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"...you know, give it a little more headroom?"
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"l gotta go. Somebody's at my door."
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"'' Hal Kitzmiller''?"
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"You think it might be possible to add a little shelf, like, for an alarm clock?"
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"What, about maybe that big?"
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"You go home and get some sleep."
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"Well, l had been swimming for three hours..."
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"...and l was in a real groove, so l decided to keep going."
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"...because that pool can't hold me, Jerry."
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"Yeah, come over. See if it'll fit in my bedroom."
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"-You have a waterbed? -Sand."
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"Jerry, l'm sorry l'm late."
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"George and l, we've been up all night long."
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"l can make up the time to you any number of ways."
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"How about this? Finish this thing up today."
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"All right, Jerry, but l can figure it out by myself any way you want."
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"What is this, People?"
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"Well, what did you intend, Hal?"
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"Over there, that's Brooklyn."
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"Hey, there's a man swimming in the water."
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"-Hey, buddy. -Hey."
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"Thanks for bringing my mattress back..."
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"-Jerry. -Hi."
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"Back off. Come on."
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"Would you do something?"
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"Mr. Steinbrenner, we received a call. There's a bomb in the building."
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"...for me and my babies?"
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"You had a premonition about the bomb."
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"Anyway, this terrorist had a very specific demand."
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"He wants fitted hats just like the players wear."
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"-Jerry. Jerry. -Yeah."
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"l can't-- l can't talk to you like this."
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"So Kramer completely funked up my mattress."
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"Yes, it does. How did you know?"
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"Oh, man, l'm on the wrong floor again."
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"l think it might be polluted."
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"-Why are you shouting? -l don't know! lt's this place."
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"l think it's the mattress. Did something happen to it?"
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"-Good thinking, sir. -Now, what do you want instead?"
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"...Langerhans."
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"-Kitzmiller. -Yeah, Kitzmiller."
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"-That's right. -You taking a dip?"
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"-Oh, l'm dipping. -That smell?"
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"Ferry traffic gets really bad around 4:30, but...."
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"But this isn't still going on?"
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"No, no, no, she put a stop to that."
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"Great for the back. Right."
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"Hey, hey, George, l remember that tune. George?"
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"What's that ticking?"
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"You know, l don't get you, Seinfeld."
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"l am lying down."
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"He recommended it to all his patients."
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"No, and l prefer Conrad."
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"You gotta go get a doctor..."
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"...or at least come over and roll this thing off of me."
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"All right. l'll be right there."
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"Conrad, l gotta go."
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"Stay, go. Whatever."
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"-Hey, Kramer. -What's going on?"
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"l told my chiropractor how swimming in the river made my back feel."
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"-Sir, l'm sure it's not a bomb. -Don't be so brave, George."
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"You mess with them. They're messing with you."
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"All right, boys, send it in."
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"Wait. What's that thing straight ahead?"
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"Let's check the desk. That's where l heard the ticking."
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"Search each of those drawers, starting with the top one."
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"lt's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie?"
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"Looks like there's more compartments underneath."
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"Compartments underneath? Probably where it is."
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"Okay, boys, let it rip."
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"l'll tell you what, starting tomorrow, no more desks."
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"Just a Lucite table and four legs."
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"Hey! Hey, watch where you're kicking!"
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"You people find your own river!"
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"-Jeez! -l'm so sor--"
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"-Kramer. -Elaine."
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"Hi. l am loving this."
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"Hey, l'll meet you at the coffee shop."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"So l heard what happened to the desk."
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"There was something so reassuring about that cozy little space."
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"Yeah, well, whatever. See you."
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"Back to normal."
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"Not bad for 4000 bucks."
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"You know that manslaughter is the least serious murder charge?"
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"-Sounds brutal, doesn't it? -Heinous."
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"Yet it's the most socially acceptable form of murder."
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"So you think we should change the name."
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"Yes, l do. How about '' inadvertent life-ending''?"
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"'' Unintentional snuff-out.''"
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"How about '' l can't believe it's not murder''?"
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"Oh, boy, l was up till 4 in the morning watching that Omen trilogy."
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"-That's good stuff. -The devil? Forget about it."
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"Well, he was the devil's son, right?"
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"-l thought he was the devil's helper. -He's pretty scary for a helper."
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"l can't keep doing this to myself. l'm exhausted."
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"Can't you grab a nap at work?"
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"Not with that big glass window looking out onto the hall."
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"And l love a good nap."
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"Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed."
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"-l'll see you. -Bye."
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"-What are you doing now? -Gonna take a stroll through the park."
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"With a gentleman caller?"
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"Yes, his name is Hal."
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"lt's the next best thing to being alone."
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"-Hey, hi. -Hi."
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"-Shower? -Oh, pool."
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"l just swam 200 laps."
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"You are kidding."
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"You know, l saw Conrad going to your place."
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