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Clips from Seinfeld - The English Patient (S08E08)

"You know at the movies they show that ad for the concessions?"
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"He's buying them for his Pepsi girlfriend."
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"And why is he dating a Pepsi? They're not having children."
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"Get a real job."
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"Neil, Neil."
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"I'm helping my parents move into their new condo."
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"-All right. -Yeah. I owe you one."
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"...mistakes me for her boyfriend."
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"This is what her boyfriend looks like. How is that possible?"
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"-Maybe he has money. -Maybe he doesn't."
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"-You never know. -Sometimes you do."
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"Like a mustache or wearing a top hat..."
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"...or a monocle or a cane."
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"How about Sack Lunch?"
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"-Oh, sold out. -Oh, two for The English Patient."
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"Hi, remember me?"
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"Is Neil here?"
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"...but is there any way that I could possibly..."
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"Didn't you love it?"
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"How about, it sucked."
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"He's getting the short end of that stick."
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"I could. I choose not to."
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"-Actually, I am a comedian. -That's not so funny."
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"There. All right?"
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"I'll show you."
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"I'm gonna take it up a notch."
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"Yeah, good."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing here?"
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"It's even better the second time."
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"-That's what I'm talking about. -Come on, Blaine."
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"Let's go."
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"I will."
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"Kramer said to bring him some Cubans."
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"We are the Cubans."
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"Yeah, hello, Jerry's place."
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"They're real Cubans?"
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"Yeah, I got investors all lined up."
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"Hold on a second. Hi, Dad."
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"Why don't you come in? We'll talk about it."
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"Rough night?"
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"Good? What was good about it?"
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"Give me something I can use."
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"You forgot about my piece of pie."
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"Hello?"
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"There's crepe money?"
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"This was a gift from my son."
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"Oh, I see how it works now."
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"He knocks me out of commission..."
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"...so you can strut around in your fancy number-one shirt."
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"-Mr. Mandelbaum, please. -It's go time."
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"My back-- I can't move."
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"You've out-Neiled him."
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"I'm gonna go meet Danielle."
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"I try take a vacation. I come back, the whole operation's in shambles."
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"-I will. I just walked in the door. -You have to go see him."
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"-Ma. -Helen, will you stop bothering him?"
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"-What's the difference? -Jerry, once you've had real Cubans..."
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"-I'm not having this conversation. -Are too."
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"-lt was extraordinary. -Oh, yes, it was so romantic."
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"-You haven't seen it? -No."
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"Again, Mr. Mandelbaum, this back specialist is supposed to be the best."
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"If there's anything else I can do, don't hesitate to try and find my number."
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"My son made it for me."
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"-That's very nice. -The best in the world..."
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"This is Seinfeld's kid."
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"Maybe you'd like to try taking on somebody your own age."
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"You got any kids?"
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"Oh, you think you're better than me?"
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"Go ahead, pick out anything in the room here."
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"I thought he quit smoking cigars."
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"-What? -lt beats the hell out of coffee."
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"Then I'm going to Mars."
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"Hey, Jerry."
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"You cold?"
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"Well, it didn't quite work out and now I've got nothing for them to do."
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"...and they really took to it."
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"...who do you think they come after?"
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"I swear to you, I didn't know the TV was bolted to the table."
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"He couldn't handle the weight."
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"You think you're better than him?"
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"Me too."
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"-I didn't ruin your business. -Yes, you did."
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"There's nobody there now at the Magic Pan to roll the crepes."
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"Yeah."
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"You think you're better than us, don't you?"
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"...because I can't take my eyes off the passion."
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"No, I can't do this anymore."
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"Elaine, you don't like the movie?"
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"Oh, go to hell!"
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"Why are the crepes spraying?"
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"Well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans."
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"Cane."
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"I knew it."
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"So we meet at last."
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"Well, Danielle, we should get going."
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"I got a key made for you."
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"I win."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, in just one moment..."
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"The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"...because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants..."
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"...we are hijacking this plane to Cuba."
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"Where the cartoon candy's dancing and the Milk Dud's playing the banjo?"
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"-Oh, he's wailing on that banjo. -Yeah."
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"I just don't understand the Raisinets."
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"-The sax player? Yeah. -Yeah."
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"The box of Raisinets runs up to the concession stand..."
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"...buys another box of Raisinets."
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"-So? -Box of Raisinets eating..."
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"...another box of Raisinets?"
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"It's perverse."
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"They're musicians."
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"Musicians."
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"-What do you want? -I've had everything on the menu."
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"Surprise me."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here."
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"He looks just like you."
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"-Like me? -Yeah, sorry."
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"Like me?"
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"But how?"
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