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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soul Mate (S08E08)

"You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly..."
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"...I don't even need to use a clipper anymore."
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"But it's a pleasure to use clippers."
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"Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?"
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"What if you're in prison?"
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"-You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon."
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"You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail."
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"You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv."
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"I love prison."
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"It is fascinating."
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"Yeah, maybe someday."
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"You want me to find a poem about Susan?"
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"May she rest in peace."
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"Well, we think it would be a nice touch for the foundation literature."
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"You have a favorite poet, George?"
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"I like Flavman."
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"-Pardon? -Flavman."
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"Well, you should choose the poem since you knew Susan best..."
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"...at the time of her unfortunate...accident."
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"-He cleared his throat? -Yes."
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"So?"
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"He did it right as he said, "Her unfortunate accident.""
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"Not getting it."
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"Jerry, a throat clear is a non-verbal implication of doubt."
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"He thinks I killed Susan."
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"Oh, help me, Rhonda."
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"-What time is it? -One-fifteen."
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"Right now?"
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"I gotta go meet Pam."
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"Oh, the bookstore girl. How's that going?"
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"Okay. I'm just not gaga over her."
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"For once, I'd like to be gaga."
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"Where's Elaine?"
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"She's having Carol, Gail and Lisa over."
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"You know, they all have kids now."
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"What's with all these people having babies?"
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"-Perpetuation of the species. -Yeah, right."
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"-By the way, just for the record-- -No, I did not."
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"All right."
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"But because it comes out of your baby, it smells good."
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"Well, that's-- That's sweet."
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"Being a mother has made me feel so beautiful."
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"Elaine, you gotta have a baby."
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"Oh, hey, you know..."
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"...I had a piece of whitefish..."
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"...over at Barney Greengrass the other day and l--"
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"Elaine, move to Long lsland and have a baby already."
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"-I really like the city. -The city's a toilet."
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"When's the last time you saw my little Adam?"
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"It was in the Hamptons."
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"-Oh, I have pictures. -No, no, that's okay. It's--"
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"Look at him, just look at him."
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"Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day."
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"Do you really think I'm wrong about this Wyck guy?"
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"If you really wanna test him out..."
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"...why don't you try the Jerry Lewis trick?"
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"-Jerry Lewis? -I heard when Jerry left a meeting..."
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"...he'd purposely leave a briefcase with a tape recorder in it."
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"After five minutes, he'd come back, listen to what everyone said."
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"-That's pretty paranoid. -Yes, it is."
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"-I like it. -I thought you might."
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"Hi, I'm Pam."
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"You must be Kramer."
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"Jerry has told me a lot about you."
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"Well, I'm supposed to meet Jerry. It's my day off."
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"I work in a bookstore."
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"Books."
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"Careful."
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"-Hi. Sorry I'm late. -Hi."
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"That's okay. Kramer let me in."
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"If we rush, we can still make the movie."
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"It was really nice meeting you."
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"I'm in trouble, buddy."
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"I just met a woman."
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"-Go on. -Well..."
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"...she's Jerry's girlfriend."
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"Yes, forbidden love."
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"She works in a bookshop."
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"-Her name is Pam. -Pam."
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"I don't know the woman, but she sounds quite fetching."
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"I can't even speak in front of her."
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"Jerry."
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"What could she possibly see in Jerry?"
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"She has delicate beauty."
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"Jerry wouldn't know delicate if it bludgeoned him over the head."
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"And yet, he's my friend."
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"And therein lies the tragedy."
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"For I believe, sadly for you..."
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"...that there is but one woman meant for each of us."
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"One perfect angel for whom we are put on this earth."
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"Oh, that's beautiful, Newman."
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"One winsome tulip..."
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"...we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary workaday lives..."
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"...and you, my friend, have found your angel."
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"I can tell..."
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"...for my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty..."
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"...whom I fear I will never possess."
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"I thought we were talking about me."
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"Oh, right."
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"Kramer, you have to confront Jerry."
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"-Confront Jerry? I can't. -You must."
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"-I won't. -You will."
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""Elaine, you gotta have a baby.""
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"Where are the poetry magazines?"
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"The New Yorker has poetry."
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"Yes, The New Yorker."
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"Why do you invite these women over if they annoy you so much?"
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"Well, they're my friends..."
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"...but they act as if having a baby takes some kind of talent."
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"Come on. You wanna have a baby."
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"-Why? Because I can? -It's the life force."
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"I saw a show on the mollusk last night."
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"Elaine, the mollusk travels from Alaska to Chile..."
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"...just for a shot at another mollusk."
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"You think you're any better?"
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"Yes, I think I am better than the mollusk."
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"Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing what you were saying."
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"-Oh, I'm sorry-- -No, no, I think I agree with you."
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"I mean, all this talk about having babies."
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"Yeah, like you must procreate."
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