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Clips from Seinfeld - The Strike (S09E09)

"So Whatley's still Jewish, huh?"
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"Sure, without the parents, it's a breeze."
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"- Hey, Happy Hanukkah. - Hey, Tim. Great party."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, George, thanks again for getting me those Yankee tickets."
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"Oh, you're still in good with the ground crew."
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"That's good. Look, I'd better circulate."
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"Happy Hanukkah, Tiffany."
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"This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah."
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"I'm gonna get more of these kosher cocktail franks."
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"Oh, I got Denim Vest checking me out."
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"Fake phone number's coming out tonight."
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"Oh, you have a standard fake?"
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"Spell's out "No Elaine.""
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"- Isn't that eight letters? - The extra E is for..."
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"That's neat."
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"No, please. Denim Vest."
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"He's smoothing it. Jerry. God."
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"Hi."
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"- Hi, I'm Jerry. - Hi."
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"You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast."
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"Nice vest. I like the big metal buttons."
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"They're snaps. Listen, maybe we should go out sometime?"
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"Why don't I give you my phone number?"
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"How did it go with that girl?"
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"Great, I'm going out with her tomorrow night."
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"- How did it go with the franks? - Great. Ate the entire platter."
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"- Had to call in sick today. - Didn't you call in sick yesterday?"
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"Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing."
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"- We don't care and it shows. - You gotta open your mail here?"
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"Hey, at least I'm bringing something to this."
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""Have you seen me?" Nope."
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"There's something from Whatley."
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"See? You give and you get. This is what I'm trying to teach you."
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"This holiday season a donation has been made in your name..."
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"- ...to the Children's Alliance? - Oh, that's nice."
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"I got him Yankee tickets. He's saying, "I gave your gift to someone else.""
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"- To a children's charity. - Don't you see how wrong that is?"
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"Where's your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye."
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"Do me a favor, don't give me anything this year."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Oh, nothing for me."
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"- I'm going to Atomic Sub later. - Why are you eating there?"
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"I got a card and they stamp it every time I buy a sub."
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"Twenty-four stamps and I become a submarine captain."
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"What does that mean?"
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"Free sub."
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"- What? - Nothing. It's a card from my dad."
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"- What is it? - Elaine."
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"Dear son, Happy Festivus."
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"- What is Festivus? - It's nothing. Stop it."
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"- When George was growing- - No."
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"His father hated all the commercial religious aspects of Christmas."
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"- Yeah? - He made up his own holiday."
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"Oh, and another piece of the puzzle falls into place."
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"- All right. - And instead of a tree..."
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"...didn't your father put up an aluminum pole?"
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"- Stop it. - Weren't there feats of strength..."
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"...that ended up with you crying?"
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"I can't take it anymore. I'm going to work. You happy now?"
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"Hey, neighbor."
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"Are you reading my VCR manual?"
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"Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow."
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"Oh, I can't believe it. I've lost my Atomic Sub card."
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"Oh, no. I bet I wrote that fake number on the back of it..."
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"- ...when I gave it to Denim Vest. - So?"
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"I've eaten 23 bad subs. I just need one more."
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"It's like a long bad movie, but you wanna see the end of it."
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"- No, you walk out. - All right."
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"Then it's like a boring book. You gotta finish it."
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"No, you wait for the movie."
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"I want that free sub."
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"You don't need the card."
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"High-end hoagie outfit like that. It's all computerized."
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"Technology. They're cloning sheep now."
Seinfeld
"No, no, no. They're not cloning sheep. It's the same sheep."
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"I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief..."
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"...on the old Dean Martin Show."
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"Now I gotta get a hold of Denim Vest."
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"Why don't you try your blow off number, see if he's called it?"
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"That's a good idea."
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"Yeah, go."
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"What?"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, okay. Yeah. Bye."
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"Great news. Yeah, the strike's been settled. I'm going back to work."
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"- What strike? - H & H Bagels."
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"That's where I worked."
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"- You? - Worked?"
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"- Bagels? - Yeah, look, see?"
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"I still have my business card."
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"Yeah, we've been on strike for 12 years."
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"Hey, I remember seeing those guys picketing out there."
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"But I haven't seen them in a long time."
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"H & H wouldn't let us use their bathroom..."
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"...while we were picketing."
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"They were cramping our solidarity."
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"What were your demands?"
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"Yeah, five thirty-five an hour, and that's what they're paying now."
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"I believe that's the new minimum wage."
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"And now you know who to thank for that."
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"- All right, I gotta go. - Why didn't you ever mention this?"
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"Well, Jerry, I didn't want you to know I was out of work."
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"It's embarrassing."
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"All right, everybody, I'm back."
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"- Who are you? - Cosmo Kramer. Strike's over."
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"Oh, yeah, Kramer."
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"Didn't any of the other guys come back?"
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"No. I'm sure they all got other jobs like 10 years ago."
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"What? Man."
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"Well, it kind of makes you wonder what it was all for."
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"I could use someone for the holidays."
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"All right. Toss me an apron. Let's bagel."
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"- What are those? - Those are raisin bagels."
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"I never thought I'd live to see that."
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"So anyway, I've been giving out your phone number as my standard fake."
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"So you're Elaine Benes."
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"We've been getting calls for you for five years."
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"So listen, when this guy calls, if you could just give him my real number."
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"Hey, Charlie, guess who's here? Elaine Benes."
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