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Clips from Seinfeld - The Foundation (S08E08)

"Well, it's a magnificent stone."
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"They put it up this morning."
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"It's just a magnificent stone."
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"Jerry?"
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"George..."
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"...we'll leave you alone with her."
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"-What? -I'm sure there are things..."
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"...you'd like to say."
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"No, I'm good."
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"Really. Jerry?"
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"Jerry?"
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"Thank you, no."
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"And then right after the All-Star break we..."
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"...we just swept the Orioles."
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"Four games."
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"In Baltimore."
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"So...."
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"Boy, that was awkward."
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"I don't mind the cemetery."
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"In fact, now I see why people like golf."
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"It's just nice to be outside in a well-landscaped area."
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"What were you saying to the Rosses anyway?"
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"Oh, man, I don't know."
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"I told them, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life."
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"She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her.""
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"-What is that? -Star Trek II."
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"Wrath of Khan."
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"Right. Kramer and l saw it last night."
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"Spock dies. They wrap him up in a towel..."
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"...and they shoot him out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case."
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"It was a hell of a thing when Spock died."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, anyway..."
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"...the stone is up. Paid my respects."
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"-I guess that's it, huh? -So it's over?"
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"I have mourned for three long months, summer months too."
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"Anybody could grieve in January."
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"It's time for George to start being George again."
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"All right. So let's do something later."
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"-How about a movie? -Yes!."
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"Nothing says "George" like a movie."
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"-Movie? -Yeah, you in?"
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"No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class."
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"George is going to the movies."
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"So how's your karate class going?"
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"Karate, Jerry, karate."
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"It's the lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony."
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"But with punching and kicking."
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"Jerry."
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"Karate is not here:"
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"It's here:"
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"And here:"
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"And here:"
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"All right. I gotta go to the airport and pick up Elaine."
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"What, she's been away?"
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"She's been in Mexico for six weeks."
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"I think you're wrong. We just went to the fireworks the other day."
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"That was July 4th."
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"I'm out of here. When I get back I don't wanna see you here:"
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"Here or here:"
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"It was unbelievable."
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"Six weeks of traveling through Mexico all on Peterman's peso."
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"Did you get any good ideas for the catalogue?"
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"-Tons. -Anything you couldn't have gotten..."
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"...tearing open a bag of Doritos and watching Viva Zapata?"
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"You don't respect my work at all, do you?"
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"-No, I don't. -No."
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"So, what's been going on around this dump?"
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"How's your fiancee?"
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"My what?"
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"Jeannie? Your fiancee?"
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"Oh, yeah. That."
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"Well...."
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"All right. Spill it, Jerome."
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"There's really not that much to tell."
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"About a month ago we were here having lunch..."
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"...and all of a sudden we both just blurted out:"
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"-I hate you. -I hate you."
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"-See you. -See you."
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"It was unprecedented. I mean, it was the first..."
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"...truly mutual breakup in relationship history."
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"No rejection, no guilt, no remorse."
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"You've never felt remorse."
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"I know. I feel bad about that."
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"I bet your parents were upset, huh?"
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"-You haven't told them yet, have you? -No."
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"So I pressed through the rushes."
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"There below me, the shimmering waters of Lake Victoria."
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"Oh, for the love of God, man."
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"Just tell me what the product is."
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"It's a washcloth."
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"No washcloths."
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"Well, Mr. Peterman..."
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"...I've got a really good idea for a hat."
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"Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."
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"It combines the spirit of old Mexico..."
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"...with a little big-city..."
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"...panache."
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"I like to call it the "urban sombrero.""
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"No, no. No pears."
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"-Mr. Peterman? -No apples."
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"Where's my pineapple?"
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"Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?"
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"Yes, yes, go on. Go on. Go on."
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"Well, see, it's businessmen taking siestas."
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"You know, it's the urban sombrero."
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"Mr. Peterman?"
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"I'm feeling something, something I haven't felt for a long time."
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"-Pride? -No."
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"Autonomy, complete and total autonomy."
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"Well, you're your own boss now."
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"-I wanna go to a tractor pull. -Go ahead."
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"-I am staying out all night. -Who's stopping you?"
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"I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese, just bite into it like it's an apple."
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"Whatever."
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"-Oh, God. -What?"
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"-It's Dolores. -Who?"
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"Mulva."
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"-Jerry, hi. -Hi, Dolores."
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"George, you remember Dolores."
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