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Clips from Seinfeld - The Finale (S09E09)

"...it's all about sitting down. I would really like to sit down with you."
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"Why don't you come in and we'll sit down?"
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"Sometimes sitting doesn't work. People get mad at the sitting."
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"- Same thing. - Not really, but it's something."
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"Ask the people behind you."
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"It's up to you."
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"You wanna go to the movies?"
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"To see a movie."
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"That's the kind of mood I'm in when I haven't showered."
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"When is it gonna be my turn, Jerry?"
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"Yeah, there's something in the air today."
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"Yeah, there's something in the air."
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"- Faux pas? - Big, hefty, stinking..."
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"It's like saying, I don't wanna take up my important time at home."
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"Too much?"
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"Boy, I'm really surprised at Elaine."
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"You know, that whole phone business."
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"...let me disabuse you of that notion right now, my friend."
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"- You're so uptight. - Yeah, I'm uptight."
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"Let's all just have a big pee party."
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"Hello?"
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"No problem. Definitely."
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"- Our show, Jerry? - Right."
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"- When? - Today, like right now."
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"No sports jacket? I don't need one? Writers wear sports jackets."
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"- You're not a writer. - Right."
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"Okay, now, listen. I don't want any scenes in here like the last time."
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"- Don't worry. No scenes. - Don't blow this."
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"If he says he doesn't want it to be a show about nothing, don't go nuts."
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"Some day out there, huh?"
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"Did you ever see weather like that?"
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"Well, it's probably just easier to say water-cooler show..."
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"But I think Mr. Kimbrough makes a good point."
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"This show needs time to grow."
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"I love that Kramer guy."
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"Yeah, well, I'm calling from my home."
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"- Did you hear what I said? - I was on the other line talking to Jill."
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"Without the writing, you have nothing. You make them look good."
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"I don't need any ideas. It's a show about nothing."
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"Great. Okay, bye."
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"Well, the new guy at NBC wants to do it."
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"George and I are moving to California."
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"Yeah, but, Jerry, what happens if the show's a hit?"
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"One big fling before George and I go to California."
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"A fling."
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"You can't rush that conversation."
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"She's lost all use of her muscles."
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"Oh, forget it."
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"The day will come. Oh, yes."
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"Your day of reckoning is coming."
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"- Jerry? - Yeah."
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"This is my copilot, Kurt Adams."
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"Not bad."
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"You are ruining the whole trip."
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"I don't even feel safe on this thing."
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"- I have a good mind to write a letter- - You're not writing any letters."
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"It's effeminate."
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"Kramer, stop that. It's not safe to be jumping on a plane."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God, we're going down."
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"Just when I was doing great."
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"Glory hallelujah."
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"- Jerry, I gotta tell you something too. - Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Yeah, okay."
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"I say we go back to New York and take a regular flight."
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"First class doesn't make it anymore."
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"He's actually doing him a favor."
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"I want your wallet. Come on. Come on, come on!"
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"That's a shame."
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"It's new. It's called the Good Samaritan Law."
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"That's what nuns and Red Cross workers are for."
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"This whole place is gonna be swarming with media."
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"The whole country is going to be watching this."
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"Now, we gotta do whatever it takes to win it."
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"No matter what the cost."
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"And a big issue in this trial is going to be character."
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"Oh, sure, video."
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"Plane's ready."
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"...what most of you have probably been discussing in your homes..."
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"...and around the water coolers in your offices."
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"I'm speaking of the controversial Good Samaritan trial..."
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"This trial could last for weeks."
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"He misses that more than anything."
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"You were the one who smothered him."
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"I had to make a living!"
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"I've always filled to three-quarters, sometimes to the top of the cereal."
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"- It's a big adjustment. - I bet."
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"Didn't I tell you I wanted you to wear the cardigan?"
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"Perry Como helps out a fat tub who's getting robbed."
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"You better not be laughing in that courtroom, funnyman."
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"Oh, you looking good."
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"Kramer, you always look good."
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"...to ignore a fellow human being in trouble."
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"...deceived and betrayed."
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"This time..."
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"...they have gone too far."
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"...they are going to be held accountable."
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"...they are the ones who will pay."
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"I am shocked and chagrined."
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"They wanna create a whole new animal."
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"But don't you let them do it."
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"That was wonderful. Thank you."
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"With the court's permission, we would like to play back that video..."
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"They can't really chase you."
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"Yeah. Nothing. Nothing."
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"You know, you almost got us killed."
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"Well, I was in Schnitzer's Bakery when I got accosted by that man."
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"Shut up, you old bag."
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"To see who could go the longest..."
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"...without gratifying themselves."
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"What's a Bubble Boy?"
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm so sorry, it's the Moops."
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"There's no Moops."
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"Help, someone."
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"So you were the doctor on duty the night Susan Ross died?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"I would describe it..."
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"...as restrained jubilation."
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"He knew those envelopes were toxic!"
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