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Clips from Seinfeld - The Postponement (S07E07)

"- That looks pretty good. - He's in."
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"Is he happy?"
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"How am I gonna do this?"
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"Change the subject? Toilets were the subject."
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"What? Nothing."
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"I thought you'd have some reaction to it."
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"Oh, please. That is the last thing that I want."
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"- You don't wanna get married? - Yeah, that's right."
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"Are you aware of this?"
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"It'll follow us wherever we go for the rest of our lives."
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"I could care less."
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"- Have I ever been less than forthright? - No, you haven't."
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"Extend the doors on the toilet stalls at Yankee Stadium to the floor?"
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"- Yes, I like it. I like it a lot. - It's good, right?"
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"Yeah. Not only that, this is what she said to me:"
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"My God, I'm getting married in December. Do you know that?"
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"My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn."
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"I'll tell you what, how about this? I got the date."
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"March 21 st, the first day of spring."
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"All that crap."
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"- She's not gonna like it. - No, she's not."
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"- Yeah, you'd better shoot for March. - March 21 st."
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"- Oh, all the way. - You are a good friend."
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"- You would turn me in? - I wouldn't even think about it."
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"You're supposed to be a friend of mine."
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"Well, what kind of person are you, going around killing people?"
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"I really appreciate your taking time to talk with me, Rabbi."
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"Anyway..."
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"...well, I find myself just overcome..."
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"Doesn't it give you any joy to see your friend..."
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"Oh, no, that's okay."
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"...and haven't looked back."
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"Maybe I will."
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"- Hi. - Hey, how was your day?"
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"- So, what's going on? - Oh, nothing much."
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"- Do you not wanna go? - No, no. I wanna go."
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"So, what did Jerry have to say?"
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"- You ready for this? - Yeah."
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"I just think the first day of spring is the perfect day to get married."
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"If you don't wanna marry me, George, just say so. Just say so!"
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"No, no, still marry. Still marry."
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"- How did you know that? - I live and breathe, my friend."
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"That's why breakups take two or three tries."
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"Are you gonna eat those fries?"
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"Poor bastard."
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"Well, it seems the engagement of her friend George..."
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"...has left her feeling bitter and hostile."
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"In fact, she told me that she wishes..."
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"Really?"
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"- She came off as pretty desperate. - I didn't know any of this."
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"Well, this all comes as news to me."
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"Good. Good day."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"I just feel like I can't do this in December."
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"Of course."
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"- Yeah? - Oh, don't worry."
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"- Oh, you did? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Yeah, we talked earlier."
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"Yes, I know, I know."
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"- He didn't mention? - Yes, he did."
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"But he's a rabbi. How can a rabbi have such a big mouth?"
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"That's what's so fascinating."
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"Yeah, well, we'll just see if we can't get around that."
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"Oh, Elaine, come in, come in."
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"- Was that a problem for you? - Of course it was problem for me!"
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"You know, that tall good-looking guy, he lives on the fifth floor?"
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"Oh, my God, you didn't."
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"Oh, come on. Come on. You really, really deserve it."
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"Well, I just think it's wonderful. Honestly."
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"...maybe the four of us could go out together sometime."
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"- Yes. Yes, yes, yes. - Yeah."
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"I just poured my guts out. And I'll tell you, Jerry, it was incredible."
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"I spoke to a lawyer. We're suing for millions."
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"A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine..."
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"...with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend..."
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"...and that she was the one who deserved to be married first."
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"...they're never going to see each other again..."
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"But that is a subject for another sermon."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Big news. The dog problem has been solved."
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"Well, there's this rabbi in my building..."
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"You've met him. He's a very nice man."
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"- Is he the one with the show on cable? - Yeah, yeah, that's the one."
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"So I spoke to him about the dog, he went down, talked to the owner..."
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"...and she agreed to keep the dog inside from now on."
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"- That's great. - I know."
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"Hey, so, you know, we haven't discussed George's engagement."
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"- What's to discuss? - Come on. George is getting married."
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"I will never understand the bathrooms in this country."
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"Maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there."
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"Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?"
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"Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken..."
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"A backup system?"
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"We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed..."
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"...in anticipation of the locks not working?"
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"That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system."
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"Why, what's wrong with it? This is a bad subject?"
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"No, fine. If you wanna keep talking about it, we'll talk about it."
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"It's not that I wanna keep talking about it."
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"I just think the subject should resolve itself based on its own momentum."
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"Well, I didn't think that it had any momentum."
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"I'm engaged to this woman? She doesn't even lik e me."
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"- Yeah, he seems pretty happy. - Well, that's all that counts, I guess."
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"You don't seem too enthused about the whole thing."
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"Well, I don't."
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"I think maybe you're a little jealous."
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"Oh, what, you think I wanna marry George?"
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"No, but maybe you wish it was you who was getting married, not him."
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"Oh, yeah. Right."
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"Yeah, right."
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"- Laney. - Jerry."
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"- I don't wanna get married. - Oh, come on."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"Hey, Elaine, listen, I was talking to a friend about this dog business."
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"Do you realize this is going to be on our permanent records?"
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"- Oh, dear. - It can never be erased."
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"I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you?"
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"...because of one stupid mistake."
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"I mean, aren't we entitled to make one mistake in our lives?"
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"- We gotta change the system. - Yes!"
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