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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pony Remark (S02E02)

"My parents live in Florida now. They moved there last year."
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"...and that's the law."
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"And you know how it works. They got the leisure police."
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"Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back."
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"I am not much for the family gathering."
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"Come back. There's broken glass. Everybody's upset."
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"And, no, I'm fine. I came back."
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"Morty, you can't wear this."
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"Hello."
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"Well, no. Sharon Besser, of course."
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"...and I came up with the idea for the beltless trench coat."
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"Is this a jacket to wear to an anniversary party?"
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"Well, the man's an individualist. He worked for Harry Flemming."
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"First of all, I made plans with Elaine."
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"So bring her."
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"I don't even know them. What is she, your second cousin?"
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"I don't know her either."
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"How come he gets to leave?"
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"If I wind up sitting next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving."
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"The kid works for the Parks Department."
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"I'm getting rid of all my furniture, all of it..."
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"You know, with steps."
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"You know, like ancient Egypt."
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"- Well, you don't think I can, huh? - No, it's not that I don't think you can."
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"I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't."
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"- I'll give you a year. - No, no."
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"Yeah, Uncle Leo."
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"Right, for the reducing of the pond scum?"
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"For two hours, he's talking and answering questions."
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"But you wanna know something?"
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"Jerry. Jerry."
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"Did you taste these peas?"
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"These peas are bursting with country-fresh flavour."
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"You're going?"
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"The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance."
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"What about ponies, huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that?"
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"- So, what's wrong with that? - Nothing, nothing at all."
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"- I was just merely expressing... - Should we have some coffee?"
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"Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?"
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"Do you know what the odds are on that?"
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"- I'll drive you to the airport. - No, we're taking a cab."
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"Well, I decided I'm not gonna do it."
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"Really? What a shock."
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"- Goodbye. We'll call you. - Take care."
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"- Bye, Jer. - Bye, Dad. Take it easy."
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"Show me the levels."
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"Hang on a second, maybe I can still catch them."
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"- And when's the funeral? - I don't know, said he'd call back."
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"We lost the supersaver. Those tickets are nonrefundable."
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"- Unless... - What?"
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"What? Nothing."
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"You don't think...?"
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"What, the pony remark?"
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"Oh, don't be ridiculous. She was an old woman."
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"It was an innocent comment."
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"I didn't know she had a pony."
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"I mean, I met her three times. I don't even know her last name."
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"Jerry, no one's forcing you."
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"I got my sport jacket."
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"We don't understand death."
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"And, I mean, hey, you know."
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"I think if you can't stretch out and get some solid rest at that point..."
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"You know, if the situation were reversed..."
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"But then you go, How?"
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"I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?"
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"- Can't you have coffee with people? - You know..."
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"He has to go. He may have killed her."
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"What about you? You brought up the pony."
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"- Who's gonna play left field? - Bender?"
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"Bender? He can't play left. He stinks."
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"If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies..."
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"...you think she'll be at Drexler's Funeral Home on Ocean Parkway?"
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"Fifty years they were married. Now he's moving to Phoenix."
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"She grew up in a different world, a simpler world..."
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"I'm not a doctor yet, Uncle Morty. I'm just an intern."
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"...you wanna hear something?"
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"Your cousin Jeffrey is switching parks."
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"They're transferring him to Riverside..."
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"Yeah."
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"More money."
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"So..."
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"You don't understand. I've never paid full fare."
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"She was much more upset about the potato salad."
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"I have an idea."
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"- It's raining. - It's raining?"
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"We'll play tomorrow."
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"I thought there were two outs."
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"I couldn't believe it when I saw you running."
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"What about Sharon Besser?"
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"Wait, you think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?"
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"...because she was off visiting another galaxy that day."
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"Don't you think she would've heard I was there?"
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"Not necessarily."
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"Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?"
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"Hey."
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"Behind the barricades."
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"And you put him on the..."
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"Baltic, that's two down. Go ahead. Hold it. There. Baltic, that's..."
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"They didn't wanna move to Florida, but they're in their 60s..."
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"They pull up in front of the old people's house with the golf cart."
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"Drop the snow shovel, right there. Drop it!"
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"You ever sit there, and the conversation's so boring, it's so dull?"
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"Just crash right through the glass, you know."
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"I wanna hear more about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose."
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"Let's pick it up right there."
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"You have so many nice jackets. I don't know why you had to bring this jacket."
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"Who wears a jacket like this?"
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"What's wrong with that nice grey one?"
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"You have beautiful clothes. They sit in your closet."
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"- Are you getting that? - I thought you were getting it."
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"- Should I pick up? - Do you want me to get that?"
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"- I'll get it. - I'll get it."
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"Hello."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Would you make this thing lower?"
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"- I can hear it on the street. - Hey, Jer, how did you do?"
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"We won. I made an incredible play in the field."
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"It was a tag-up at third base."
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"I threw the guy out, from left field, on a fly."
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"We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me."
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