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Clips from Seinfeld - The Letter (S03E03)

"Come over here. Give me that Cézanne."
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"Button fly!"
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"She does abstract stuff. In fact, she's painting Kramer right now."
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"- What for? - She sees something in him."
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"You know, she and Jerry were a big thing..."
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"You know, the friend meeting the new woman."
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"- Hi, Nina. - Hi."
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"Nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you."
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"Saturday! I'm working. I'm going out of town."
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"Well, I won't go without you. You guys want them?"
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"Shut up. These are great. You can't get any better than this."
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"I could've been at my boss' son's bris right now."
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"Yeah."
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"What makes him think anyone wants to witness a circumcision?"
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"This is Kramer."
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"I don't even know what it costs."
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"Well..."
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"Yeah. I better."
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"No, no. Seriously. You're in the owner's box."
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"I don't think it's a good idea."
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"- Did he say that? - No, but he gave me the seats."
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"Are you gonna take the hat off or not?"
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"- Stop it! - Just take it off!"
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"- Well, I was just thinking- - Yeah. Stay!"
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"We took him to the emergency room. The x-rays were all negative."
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"Can you imagine that?"
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"I cannot believe this."
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"Hi, Mr. Lippman."
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"How's your father?"
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"My- My father."
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"- I went to visit him. - So..."
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"- What did I say? - You said boy'd."
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"Can I have my sports section?"
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"Well, I gotta go."
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"...who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."
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"Hey, why don't you just go then?"
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"I love it."
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"It's a piece of junk!"
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"I'm not buying this. No way. Forget it."
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"- Hey, Kramer. - Hi, Mike."
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"Wow, a letter from Nina!"
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"I can stand here watching you try to destroy..."
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"...insults and insensitivity."
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"You want me, then fight for me, beca-"
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"Maybe I was wrong about her."
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"- Should I? - Yes, you're damn right you should!"
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"I'll call her."
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"I love a good posse."
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"The appeal of the posse?"
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"Five hundred dollars! This is gonna be worth thousands soon."
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"Come on up."
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"- Elaine? - Yeah."
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"She does not believe in telephones, does she?"
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"Just popped in now. I'm a big pop-in guy."
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"If he noticed it, he would have called you."
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"It's Chapter Two. It's Neil Simon."
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"Wait a second. Wait a second!"
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"The slightest effort to opt for happiness..."
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"I always thought there was something funny about this letter."
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"She's copied it right out of Chapter Two."
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"Maybe I won't send her that check."
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"James Caan doesn't opt for happiness."
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"Oh, that's unbelievable."
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"Anyway, she refused to take the cap off."
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"That will be fun."
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"- You like Neil Simon? - Neil Simon?"
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"Have you ever seen that?"
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"I have."
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"So is it all over between you and Marsha Mason?"
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"- I'll sell it to you for 10 bucks. - Please."
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"It's a young lady, and she's realy going at it with the security guard."
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"She's a feisty one. They're getting the other security guard to come down."
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"Yes, yes, go on. You hopped a steamship to Sweden?"
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"It was a big one."
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"You put on this whole act. You're looking at the tickets."
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"Do you think..."
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"...that the security guards in art museums..."
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"...really ever stop anybody from taking the paintings?"
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"I mean, are they going, Hey, where do you think you're going with that?"
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"I mean, look at the job that this man is hired to do."
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"He's getting $5 an hour to protect..."
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"...millions of dollars of priceless art, with what?"
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"He's got a light mocha brown uniform..."
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"...and a USA Today. This is what he's got."
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"Crooks must look at this guy and go, We get past the folding chair..."
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"...and the thermos of coffee, we can get a Rembrandt."
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"Kramer, would you hold still? I can't do this if you keep moving."
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"You sure you don't want me to take my clothes off?"
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"Because I'll do it."
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"No, that's the last thing in the world I want you to do."
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"Well, why don't you take your clothes off?"
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"I don't know, I don't think Jerry would like that."
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"Well, it'll be our little secret."
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"God!"
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"Why do they put buttons on a fly?"
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"It takes 10 minutes to get these things open."
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"I like the button fly."
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"- What? - That is one place on my wardrobe..."
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"...I do not need sharp, interlocking metal teeth."
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"It's like a mink trap down there."
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"I'm gonna develop kidney problems."
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"- What are you doing today? - Nothing."
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"I have to go meet Nina. Want to come up to her loft, check out her paintings?"
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"- I don't get art. - There's nothing to get."
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"It always has to be explained to me..."
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"...and then I have to have someone explain the explanation."
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"So do I, but I wouldn't hang it on a wall."
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"Are you getting the eyes?"
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"Because they're brown."
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"Really, they're dark brown, like rich Colombian coffee."
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"Tell me about Elaine."
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"...like Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd."
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"- Don't you think that's strange? - Why? What's the difference?"
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"Are you still friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?"
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"Well, you know, I..."
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"I have many relationships."
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"- I tell you, I'm a little nervous. - Why?"
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"I feel like I'm getting fixed up for a friendship."
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"I don't know how long this is gonna last."
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"Really? I thought you liked her."
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