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Clips from Seinfeld - The Butter Shave (S09E09)

"What is Holland?"
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"Holland is the Netherlands."
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"You know, I cannot stand this thing anymore."
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"We should have taken some kind of vacation."
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"-No. -Buzz cuts?"
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"Damn it."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Check me out."
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"With a cane, it's a sad story. You through with those?"
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"-Killed? -Killed."
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"Hey, what's your name?"
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"Well, I'm glad I brought it up."
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"You got any shredded coconut?"
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"I got a job interview."
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"They wanna see me this afternoon."
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"-Yeah, this is better. -Yeah."
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"Look. Post card from Elaine from Europe."
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"Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine."
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"That guy's coming home in a body bag."
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"Well, let's see, I've got a 1 0 kroner, a 5 kroner..."
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"Taking this lace out. It came undone, touched the floor of a men's room."
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"That's the end of that."
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"Did you see Bania's set last night?"
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"He only does well when he has me for a lead-in."
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"Jerry, you gotta give him some credit."
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"I'm shaving with it."
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"I mean, the shave is close and clean..."
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"Handicap? Oh, I'm not handicapped."
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"Of course, you will have your own private, fully-equipped bathroom."
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"Well, whenever you feel that you're able."
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"-They think you're handicapped? -Yeah, yeah."
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"You should see the bathroom they gave me."
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"Jerry, let's face it. I've always been handicapped."
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"I'm just now getting the recognition for it."
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"Drove a better car than I did."
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"What's with all the butter?"
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"My face feels so good, I'm gonna use it all over my body."
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"After dating Jerry, you're a pleasure."
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"You miss her."
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"Excuse me, I was sleeping."
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"Someone's cooking."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"...and I say, why?"
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"You useless pustule."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"A real cement head."
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"By making time with some floozy across the aisle?"
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"This guy? Oh, he's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to me."
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"Oh, man."
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"-ls that what the doctor said? -No, I read an article in Bon AppÈtit."
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"-See you. -See you."
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"Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave."
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"Oh, not you too."
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"You know what's good for that? Relish."
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"Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld."
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"No."
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"No."
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"Thank you."
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"I don't believe this."
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"Well, so what? He's got a couple of good jokes."
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"Shopping carts with one bad wheel?"
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"That's true. That always happens to me."
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"You're a closet Bania fan."
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"We've been together two hours..."
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"Oh, tell me about it. I don't know why I ever took you back."
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"...and end this whole thing."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'll meet you at the coffee shop."
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"What? No, no. Just the old handicap acting up."
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"Yeah, see, when we met..."
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"...I was over there and you were over here..."
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"I think I can see what's going on here."
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"On the house."
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"It must comforting to know you'll be going to hell..."
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"-Hello? -Jerry."
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"Huge."
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"Well, gotta motor."
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"If you got juice left, you might wanna roll by the showcase tonight."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"George tells me you're gonna throw your set?"
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"Let's see how Bania does without the cushy time slot."
Seinfeld
"Whoa, man."
Seinfeld
"And what's the deal with lamp shades?"
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"I have cancer."
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"Hey. Hey."
Seinfeld
"What you got there, the four volt?"
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"The cancer bit."
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"A big, fat turkey."
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"I'll tell you, he worked so hard and then he just blows--"
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"Look at me."
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"Are you a religious man, sir?"
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"-Eat hickory. -No."
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"Kenny, there you are."
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"Jay Chermack and Stu Crespi from NBC."
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"...a little hackey."
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"Looks like I'm following you again."
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"This has been the worst month of my life..."
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"I'm sorry, lady, there's a cab shortage."
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"Oh, no."
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"I'm sorry."
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"No, that's the Netherlands."
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"I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out-of-work porn star."
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"-Well, why didn't we? -You said this would be better."
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"Remember?"
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"That's what you said."
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"-Parachute pants? -Stop it, George. Stop it."
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"I'm sorry."
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"You've gotta get a job."
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"No more crutches. That must be a relief."
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"Yeah. With crutches, everyone has questions."
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"That is a sad story."
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"...he wants me to do a showcase."
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"I might have another shot at a pilot."
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"All right. We're back in."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Bania."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Hey, Jerry, did you see me up there?"
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"I was killing, Jerry. Killing. I killed."
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"I'm gonna go pick up some chicks."
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