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Clips from Seinfeld - The Blood (S09E09)

"Poor Marvin Kessler. He went too early."
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"That's why we joined a program."
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"And every morning I eat a plum."
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"Boy, that makes you think."
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"I got a brick in here."
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"I'm storing it at the blood bank, just in case."
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"...I don't back off until it's finished."
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"- Elaine, I'm so glad you came out. - Yeah."
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"Oh, incense. For the mood."
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"...the first thing they ask is, Who's responsible for this?"
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"Come on, I love bossing people around."
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"Hey, you guys think I'm getting a little chunky?"
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"You know what this pudding needs?"
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"My service rates went up?"
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"Maybe I'll just take my blood elsewhere, yeah."
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"Okay, we got your- Got your strawberries."
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"They used pastrami in that movie, 9 1/2 Weeks."
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"Whatever it was, it worked."
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"Natural?"
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"Keep all that kind of food away from me."
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"Well, then I guess these would be out of the question."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Hey. Working out?"
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"Then I've lost interest."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."
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"Boy, this is a nice screen."
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"It is me, you idiot."
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"Jimmy, you remember Elaine."
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"She's gonna watch you tonight."
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"This is tomato juice. Look."
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"Oh, you're sick. You're sick."
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"You're dead."
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"I wish I was dead."
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"Thanks for the refill."
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"...it's nice to know there's somebody like you around."
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"Oh, yeah. That-"
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"That is nice to know."
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"Well, that- That knife it... nicked your jugular."
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"Anyway, you're lucky I was there. You lost a lot of blood."
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"Doing quite well, thank you."
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"Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie."
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"You know what?"
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"If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate."
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"George, we're trying to have a civilization here."
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"Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy."
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"Would you like a kidney too? Because I'll give it to you."
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"I'll rip it out right here and smack it on the table."
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"Plum."
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"Why are you calling my parents?"
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"Okay."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, hey. Oh, God."
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"I didn't hear you come in."
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"I don't know. I don't know. We had Ho Hos for dinner and then-"
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"I tell you, I'm no good at watching that kid."
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"Sleeping like an angel."
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"You're a riot."
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"- You gonna watch Jimmy tomorrow? - All right."
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"Not funny. Over your head with it."
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"Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil."
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"Spicy mustard."
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"Oh, George."
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"Toughens the vertebrae."
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"- Is this your diet? - No, they're not mine-"
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"Don't lie to me, butterbean."
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"We're taking it up a notch."
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"I got greedy."
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"I don't know."
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"You've combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge."
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"Sleepy here's quite a weasel. Maybe he can bat for you."
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"All right, but this is the last favor. Okay? We're even."
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"Oh, man."
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"What is that?"
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"You're up."
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"...in the next Biosphere project."
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"Well, it's all for charity, so, what's the difference?"
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"You are very knowledgeable."
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"Come on. Kick it. Kick it."
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"Blood?"
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"You should take better care of that thing."
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"Well, they told me I got more blood, so I guess I owe you again."
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"- You sure you can't stay longer? - No, we just came up for the funeral."
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"That had nothing to do with it. The man was out of shape."
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"We walk once around the block three times a week."
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"Well, whatever you're doing, you're wearing me out."
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"What about you?"
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"Yeah, looks like you're getting a little spare tire there, tiger."
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"- Hey, Mr. Kramer. - How long you staying?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard. Yeah, Marvin Kessler."
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"If he could go."
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"See you downstairs at the car."
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"Sure you don't need a hand?"
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"No, no. The luggage is on the program."
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"In case of what?"
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"If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down..."
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"- You haven't seen Jimmy for years. - I know."
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"Well, I'm glad I got to see him before he hit puberty and got..."
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"...you know, all lurchy and awkward."
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"Actually, I'm gonna need someone to look after him tomorrow evening."
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"- Tomorrow evening? Sure. - Do you know anyone responsible?"
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"If you think of anybody, give me a call."
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"Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support for the mood."
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"- Cream soda? - Vanilla."
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"Can you believe that?"
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"Vivian doesn't think I'm responsible."
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"Who wants to be responsible? Whenever anything goes wrong..."
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"- I thought you're with Tara tonight. - I was. I had to leave."
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"She lit this vanilla incense. The smell drove me nuts."
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"All I could think about was food. I had to get out."
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"You just left? What did you tell her?"
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"Told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour."
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"- What? - I don't know. I was starving, Jerry."
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"Oh, pudding."
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"The skin on the top, like when your mother used to make it on the stove."
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"I think you're getting a little pudding under the skin yourself."
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"You banks are all the same..."
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"...with your hidden fees and your service charges."
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"We could transfer it to another bank for you."
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"Oh, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer..."
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