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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dog (S03E03)

"So I'm on the plane. We left late."
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"Pilot says, We're going to be making up some time.Isn't that interesting?"
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"...obviously, they're increasing the speed of the aircraft."
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"...all the time?"
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"...and I would've gone to more, but I'd just got a puppy."
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"I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me."
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"You have any pets?"
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"...that could enrich your life in ways that you never even thought possible."
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"You find that enriching?"
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"...queasy."
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"Jerry."
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"How you feeling?"
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"- The dog? - I'm sure it's only for a day or two."
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"The dog?"
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"Give me that sneaker, you stupid idiot."
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"It's only been three days. I'm sure he's gonna call."
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"He's going everywhere."
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"Shut up!"
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"You should call the airline. They might know where he is."
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"He's probably on a bender."
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"We're gonna see Prognosis Negative."
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"Kramer, I don't know how you lasted as long as you did."
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"You can't tell someone how you feel about their girlfriend..."
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"- Just me and George? - Sure."
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"But we need you."
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"What do you need me for?"
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"- I know. It's not that. - I just want you to go."
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"If aliens are watching this through telescopes..."
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"Who would you assume is in charge?"
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"- Do you-? - So-"
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"What do you want from me? Tell me."
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"Wouldn't respect myself."
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"- You don't tell him? - No."
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"Please!"
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"That's right. Gavin Palone."
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"What? You're sure?"
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"Did he leave a phone number or address?"
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"Unbelievable."
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"Well, thank you. Thanks. Thanks very much."
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"Hello. Boy George, about time."
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"Really?"
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"- We're just trying to be supportive. - Yes."
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"I mean, everybody knows the first breakup never takes."
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"All right, I tell you what."
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"...and I stay here and watch the dog?"
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"...we'll go see something else tonight. We'll see Ponce de Leon."
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"- And isn't it more fun using the urinal? - Yeah."
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"- Can I go? - Hey, go."
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"- Who's stopping you? - What, are you doing me a favour?"
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"Jerry gargles? That why he takes so long?"
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"He does it quiet. Lookit- Just like this. Watch."
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"I'm so uninteresting."
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"I could understand if there was something else playing..."
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"- I don't know what to do. - What is this saving movies thing?"
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"- Something's playing, you go. - I know. I know."
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"- Exactly. - It's not like she's in the movie."
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"We're supposed to ruin the night because she wants to see it?"
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"- Saving movies. - Ridiculous."
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"Two for Prognosis Negative."
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"Absolutely first- First-rate facility."
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"Now you keep that mutt away from me."
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"Prediction: You'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit him..."
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"Prediction: I never see you or him again for the rest of my life."
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"I thought you wanted to see Prognosis Negative."
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"Wait. George saw the movie? I saw him yesterday. He didn't mention it."
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"We broke up again."
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"Too bad."
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"I'll bring back the pot."
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"- Well, how do you know? - I have an instinct for these things."
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"I had a parakeet when I was a kid. That was the only pet I really enjoyed."
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"We used to let him out of his cage..."
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"...she felt this gives you a feeling of space."
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"There's a guy in there, looks just like me?"
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"They just make up time."
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"That's why you have to reset your watch."
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"Of course when they say they're making up time..."
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"Now my question is, if you can go faster..."
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"...why don't you just go as fast as you can..."
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"Come on. There's no cops up here. Nail it. Give it some gas."
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"We're flying."
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"Travelling, of course, is the best education."
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"You know, last year..."
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"...I was ill for 40, 45 countries..."
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"And he was too young to take with me."
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"But not now. I won't travel without him."
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"- Is he on the plane now? - Oh, yes."
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"Yes, he's in the baggage compartment."
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"He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs..."
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"...you find onboard here."
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"Just my next-door neighbour."
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"Well..."
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"...you are missing out on a relationship..."
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"How about picking up their-? You know."
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"- What's the matter? - Oh, I'm feeling a bit..."
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"Sir, we're gonna make an emergency landing in Chicago..."
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"...and get you to a hospital."
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"My dog."
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"What about my dog?"
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"You have a dog?"
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"Do you know anyone on the plane, Mr. Palone?"
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"Would you take care of Farfel?"
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"Farfel?"
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"It's his dog. We're landing in Chicago to get him to a hospital."
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"- Could you take his dog to New York? - The dog?"
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"But, you know- What if, you know...?"
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"Give me your address and phone number. I'll call you."
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"Let go, Farfel."
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"Shut up!"
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"So, what would you do?"
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"Stop it! Shut up!"
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"Do you believe this? Do you believe what I'm dealing with?"
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"I got a wild animal in the house."
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"He'd deranged. Maybe he's got rabies. I can get lockjaw."
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"- If only. - Look at this place."
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"I can't go out of the house at night. I haven't performed in three days."
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"This will be my first night out since I got back."
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"Hey, when you walk him, do you...?"
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"Do I what?"
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"Do you pick it up?"
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"Yes, I pick it up."
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