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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soup Nazi (S07E07)

"Yes, I'm a very lazy eater."
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"That's why I like soup. First of all, it looks half-digested..."
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"...so you feel like half the work is done already."
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"I'm hoping Campbell's comes out with an IV line of soup..."
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"...that you could just jam right into your arm, you know?"
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"Campbell's tomato intravenous."
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"Mainline gumbo."
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"Everyone just sitting around at dinner with their soup IV..."
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"...hanging on the hook there, you know?"
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"How's yours, Grandpa?"
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"Oh, chunky style."
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"What theatre do you wanna go to tonight?"
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"We got 61 st and 3rd or 84th and Broadway."
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"Which one you wanna go to, Schmoopie?"
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"You called me "Schmoopie." You're Schmoopie."
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"- You're Schmoopie. - You're Schmoopie."
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"You're Schmoopie."
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"All right, Schmoopies, what's it gonna be?"
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"- Pick a theatre. - We'll go to 3rd Avenue."
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"So can you come with us to the soup place?"
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"No, you have a good lunch. I'll meet you here for the movie."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Hi, Elaine. - Hi, Sheila."
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"All right, then I'll see you later."
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"- Bye, Schmoopie. - Bye, Schmoopie."
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"Okay, we ready to go?"
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"Yes, please. Please, let's go."
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"I'm in the mood for a cheeseburger."
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"- No, we gotta go to the soup place. - What soup place?"
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"There's a soup stand. Kramer's been going there."
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"He's always raving."
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"I finally got a chance to go, and I tell you this:"
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"You will be stunned."
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"Stunned by soup?"
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"You can't eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle."
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"All right, let's go. Come on."
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"There's only one caveat."
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"Guy who runs the place is a little temperamental."
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"Especially about the ordering procedure."
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"He's secretly referred to as the "Soup Nazi.""
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"What happens if you don't order right?"
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"- He yells, and you don't get your soup. - What?"
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"Just follow the procedure and you will be fine."
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"- All right, let's go over that again. - All right."
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"As you walk in the place, move immediately to your right."
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"Okay, the main thing is to keep the line moving."
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"You hold out your money, speak your soup in a clear voice..."
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"- ...step to the left, and receive soup. - Right."
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"It's very important not to embellish your order."
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"No extraneous comments, no questions, no compliments."
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"- Oh, boy, I'm really scared. - Elaine."
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"Jerry, that's enough now about the Soup Nazi."
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"Look at this."
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"You know what this is? This is an antique armoire."
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"It's French, armoire."
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"Armoire."
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"- How much is this? - I was asking 250."
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"But you got a nice face. Two even."
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"Two hundred. You know, I've always wanted one of these things."
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"- He gave you the nice-face discount. - Yeah. All right, you guys go ahead."
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"- What about the soup? - I'm getting an armoire, Jerry."
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"Pardon."
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"This line is huge."
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"And it's like this all the time."
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"Isn't that that Bania guy?"
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"Oh, no. It is. Just be still."
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"Too late. I think he picked up the scent."
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"Hey, Jerry, I didn't know you liked soup."
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"Hard to believe."
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"This guy makes the best soup in the city, Jerry. The best."
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"You know what they call him? "Soup Nazi.""
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"All right, Bania."
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"- I'm not letting you cut in line. - Why not?"
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"If he catches us, we'll never get soup again."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Medium turkey chili."
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"Medium crab bisque."
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"- I didn't get any bread. - Just forget it. Let it go."
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"Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread."
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"Bread, $2.00 extra."
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"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
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"- You want bread? - Yes, please."
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"Three dollars!"
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"- What? - No soup for you!"
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"What do you mean, I can't bring it in? I live here."
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"It's Sunday. There's no moving on Sunday."
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"- That's the rule. - But I didn't know, Tom."
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"Can't you just make an exception? Please? I've got a nice face."
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"Tomorrow, okay? You move it in tomorrow."
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"I'll even give you a hand."
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"- You're gonna have to hold it. - I'm the guy on the sidewalk."
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"I don't have layaway."
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"Oh, no. Please don't go."
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"Please. Please don't walk away."
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"Oh, man."
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"Oh, this is fantastic."
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"How does he do it?"
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"I don't see how you can sit there eating, and not even offer me any?"
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"I gave you a taste. What do you want?"
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"- Why can't we share? - I told you not to say anything."
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"You can't go in there, flout the rules, and then think I'm gonna share."
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"- Do you hear you yourself? - I'm sorry."
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"This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime."
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"Well, I gotta go back there and try again."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- Hi, Schmoopie. - Hi, Schmoopie."
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"- No, you're Schmoopie. - You're Schmoopie."
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"- Going. - Hey, listen..."
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"...so we'll meet you and Susan at the movie tonight?"
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"You know what? I changed my mind. I don't think so."
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"- Why? - I just don't feel like it anymore."
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"- Just like that? - Just like that."
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"Boy, he's a weird guy, isn't he?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?"
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"Elaine has to leave her armoire on the street all night."
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"I'm gonna guard it for her."
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"I need something to sit on."
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"Well, sit on one of your cushions."
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