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Clips from Seinfeld - The Bookstore (S09E09)

"I'd like to see you come up here and say that to my face."
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"She's at that annual Peterman party tonight."
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"No, that wasn't dancing."
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"Hey, there's Leo."
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"-Oh, who's Leo? -Uncle Leo."
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"Oh, yeah, right. Uncle Leo."
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"Maybe. All over your face."
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"so they can be brought out of the kitchen."
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"Yeah, I understand Gutenberg used to spend a fair amount of time in there."
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"They're selling coffee, bran muffins."
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"You're surrounded by reading material."
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"No."
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"There was this guy and we had a few too many."
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"Oh, the drunken make-out. An office classic."
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"-Hey, me too. -Yeah, me too."
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"Oh, right."
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"As opposed to a spirited bout of skanko Roman wrestling."
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"But you can clear some of this stuff out of the way."
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"Yes, it can."
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"-Well, I just assumed you would. -Yeah, but I thought--"
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"They have an intimate knowledge of the street."
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"Why not just strap something to them?"
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"Jerry, hello."
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"Leo, I saw you in Brentano's yesterday."
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"Oh, I saw you steal."
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"-You made your point. -Thank you."
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"Well? We've been dating for three months..."
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"Yes. Oh, man."
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"...hard-working, homeless gentlemen, like yourselves, to pull rickshaws."
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"Now, I don't care where you're from, or how you got here..."
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"...or what happened to your homes, but you will have to be physically fit."
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"Because to pull rickshaws requires more than just strong legs."
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"-Name please? -Rusty."
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"Rusty."
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"My uncle's having a little problem with shoplifting."
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"I'm gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way..."
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"What?"
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"It was a crime of passion. Leave it alone."
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"Besides, it's not stealing if it's something you need."
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"Nothing."
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"Sometimes your father forgets, so, I have to steal them."
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"Well, the rickshaw's gone."
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"Well, you know, 85 percent of all homeless-rickshaw businesses fail..."
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"This thing is flagged in every database in town."
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"Leo's furious. What is that doing on the table?"
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"Biohazard, coming through. Clear. Clear."
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"Love newton?"
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"The Chinamen's nightcap."
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"...he could score near the hotel."
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"That was the yam-yam."
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"Now, he is going cold turkey and you will be at his side."
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"Oh, P.S..."
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"Jerry."
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"-Uncle Leo? -Oh, that's nice."
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"Use your bucket."
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"...it's kind of silly for us both to pull this thing all the way back up town."
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"Well, what are you talking about? That's ridiculous."
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"...that we have some nut out there trying to strap them to a rickshaw."
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"Yeah and here it is."
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"...and punch you in the brain."
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"Now I can break up with him."
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"He's clean and I'm the office hero."
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"I'll see you."
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"I'd like to speak with the manager, please."
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"Kramer!"
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"That way, everything is even."
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"You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back..."
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"Did you want to speak to the manager?"
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"Yes. Uncle Leo. I remember him."
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"I'm sorry. Our policy is we prosecute all shoplifters."
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"I'll be honest with you."
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"As long as we catch him in the act."
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"-You hanging out? -Yeah, yeah."
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"So, what's the deal with politics?"
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"I read somewhere that this Brentano's is the place..."
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"...to meet girls in New York."
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"First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore."
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"Jerry, look at all these pagodas, huh?"
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"I gotta get over to Hong Kong before it all goes back to China."
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"You better hurry."
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"I'm gonna hit the head."
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"Boy, look at this. Hong Kong's outlawed the rickshaw."
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"I thought those would be perfect for New York."
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"Forgot his first name."
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"Did I just see that?"
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"If you do dance, the cooks wanna know,"
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"They missed it last year."
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"As the woolly-haired Melanesians of Papua New Guinea once said:"
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"No? All right, I'll just have to get things started."
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"Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?"
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"How dare they."
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"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books."
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"It's entrapment."
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"Thank you very much."
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"-You wanna catch a movie? -I can't. I'm meeting Uncle Leo."
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"I saw him shoplifting at the bookstore."
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"All right, Leo. Sticking it to the man."
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"-Sleeping in the car again? -Cocktail flu."
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"Oh, right, the big party."
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"You didn't dance again, did you?"
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"-You went home with him? -Worse."
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"Did you end up Xeroxing anything?"
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"Do you know how embarrassing this is to someone in my position?"
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"-What is your position? -I'm an associate."
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"Oh, God. Why did I do this?"
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"Well, unless, you tell everybody you're dating."
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"Because if we're dating, what everyone saw was just..."
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"...a beautiful moment between two lovers."
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"Bravo."
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"No, we've already eaten."
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"Jerry, check this out."
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"No, he doesn't."
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"We'll start out with one."
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"It's the romance of the handsome cab without the guilt..."
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"So who's gonna pull this thing?"
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"My, isn't this an awkward moment?"
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"What about the homeless?"
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"To pull the rickshaw."
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"Always walking around the city."
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"So, Leo, how's everything? You doing okay?"
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