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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pothole (S08E08)

"Baking soda, annoying little product."
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"l can do this, I can do that. Why doesn't the stuff just shut up?"
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"Let me grab you a towel."
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"-So? -So? She used the toothbrush."
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"Finicky? Prissy? Fastidious?"
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"Look at this."
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"...going 70, and:"
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"85th Street? Wall Street? Mexico? 84th Street?"
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"I'd like to place an order."
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"I went down there and I checked it out this morning."
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"What do you do? Pay to keep it clean?"
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"...with all their so-called maintenance equipment."
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"-What'd you do today? -I got up..."
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"I don't have a spare set. All my keys say do not duplicate."
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"Sure you can. Such a sweet kid."
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"Oh, hi. China Panda?"
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"...and then I figured I'd check and see what you were up to."
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"-...I heard, like, a jingling sound. -You didn't look down?"
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"Holy-- Holy cow."
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"It's 1 00,000 revolutions a second."
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"When the battery runs out."
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"Oh, trust me, that one was doing more harm than good."
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"I don't wanna give you any of my germs."
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"Jer, do you see where this is going?"
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"Being really clean and happy?"
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"Jerry, you have tendencies."
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"Should we stop and say hi?"
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"I'm your neighbor..."
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"What? What do you want?"
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"You see, there's this certain flounder..."
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"You just have to jiggle it, actually, to get-- But--"
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"What's with the signs?"
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"My mile is spotless. I mean, the big stuff was easy:"
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"Cinder blocks, air conditioners, shopping carts."
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"-I just rolled them into the woods. -Yeah, that stuff's all natural anyway."
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"Those kids with the spray paint, God love them."
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"Hey, so? Keys?"
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"I'll tell you, if the real Phil Rizzuto was down there this wouldn't be happening."
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"If you guys wouldn't mind, I would like to ward off dementia."
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"My cold's gone. I've been looking forward to kissing you..."
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"I bruised my lip. I was drinking a Cel-Ray..."
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"And I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it."
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"-You could have introduced me. -I wouldn't know where to start."
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"There. Now something of yours has been in the toilet."
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"Oh, man."
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"Didn't even give you a hint?"
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"You know what I bet it is? Your remote."
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"-I'm making a difference, Jerry. -I don't doubt it."
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"You should see the smiles on the drivers' faces."
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"You know those annoying little bumps on the lane lines?"
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"Well, I had to pull them up if I'm gonna widen the lanes."
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"Well, you know how in planes they got first class?"
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"Well, I'm bringing that concept to mile 1 1 4."
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"How are you gonna widen the lanes?"
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"Yeah, apartment 1 Q."
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"You're pretending to live in a janitor's closet just to get this flounder?"
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"Newman uses his mail truck..."
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"...to run fish for China Panda on the weekends."
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"-What are the keys doing in there? -Just need to dig them up."
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"-ls this about money? -Yeah, it's about money."
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"You were hanging around in there, lazing on the job..."
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"...when you should have been downstairs in the basement..."
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"...right at mile marker 1 1 4."
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"Somebody screwed up on that one."
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"Nice. French doors would really open this place up."
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"The fish."
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"-I just thought I'd drop by. -Kramer's guys?"
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"Yeah. I got them down to 50 bucks."
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"I told you yesterday to haul that trash out of the basement."
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"You mop it."
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"-Yes, ma'am. -Stop pushing."
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"I'm gonna borrow this, huh?"
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"Janitors' meeting."
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"Well, whatever. So how have you been?"
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"-It's just eating away at you, isn't it? -No."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"Dirt? That's all right, because there's nothing wrong with dirt."
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"Grime, grease, filth, funk, ooze, whatever it is..."
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"...you take that stuff and put it right on my leather upholstery."
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"That car was my last germfree sanctuary."
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"...and I'm looking towards the future."
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"Clean, dirty, whatever."
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"Man, did you see that fireball?"
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"Hey, I gotta skedaddle. You want a lift?"
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"-Morning. -Morning."
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"I hope you don't mind baking-soda flavor."
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"So I'm sure whatever germs it landed on were knocked out."
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"...you had already grabbed it out."
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"How many years of med school did you have?"
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"Was she mad?"
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"-You didn't tell her. -Jenna's like me. She's very...."
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"Steinbrenner gave them to us."
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"For Phil Rizzuto's induction to the Hall of Fame."
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"Holy cow."
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"Do they have to squeeze his head to get him to say Holy cow?"
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"Just the last few innings of a double-header."
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"I'm in the passing lane of the Arthur Berkhardt Expressway..."
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"Dragged this thing for five exits."
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"Why didn't you pull over?"
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"The infrastructure, Jerry, it's crumbling."
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"Holy cow."
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"Oh, look at that. Talking Nixon."
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"-China Panda. -Yeah, I'd like to place an order."
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"Yes, what you like?"
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"This supreme flounder, it says First time served in America."
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"-ls that true? -What number?"
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"-Forty-seven? -Yeah, first time. What else?"
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"-That's it. -Address."
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"78 West 86th Street, apartment 3E."
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"That's south side. Sorry, we don't deliver below 86."
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"-Street itself is boundary. -Your guy can't cross to my side?"
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"If we deliver to you, then what?"
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"Sorry. Food only for those who live within boundary."
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"-China Panda. -Yeah, yeah."
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"Well, I'm a papa."
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"Bring it on. Nothing's throwing me at this point."
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"Well, as of today, I am a proud parent..."
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"No. They try to push you into using their cleaning crew..."
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"This parenting isn't about delegating responsibility..."
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"...it's about being there."
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