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Clips from Seinfeld - The Revenge (S02E02)

"...hauling in some criminal, terrorist, psycho, maniac, mass-murderer guy..."
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"...that he has to worry about this kind of exposure..."
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"I mean, what is he, up for a big job promotion..."
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"...down at the office or something?"
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"...we want heading up that new branch office."
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"I quit!"
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"He called the right guy."
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"What am I supposed to tell him?"
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"I drop it off, I pick it up. It's a delight."
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"They'll start a riot."
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"- I don't know. - I quit my job."
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"- Get out of here. - I couldn't take it anymore."
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"You know, like the general manager of a baseball team."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"...how to work the projector."
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"Right."
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"Yeah, well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through."
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"Ten minutes later, you see them in the hall, How you doing?"
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"Jimbo."
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"What? I work here."
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"Are you kidding? I didn't quit."
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"You mean laughingstock, all that stuff."
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"Come on. Will you stop it?"
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"...and you'll always be a loser."
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"I'll always be a winner, and you'll always be a loser."
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"I'm gonna slip him a Mickey."
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"He'll get a little woozy."
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"I'm gonna slip him a Mickey."
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"He jumped."
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"Did he wave?"
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"Mr. Papanicolas saw him from across the street."
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"He's lying out there faking."
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"See, he's trying to get back at me."
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"...and then I completely forgot about it."
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"You're not a part of society."
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"First time in my life I've ever gotten back at someone."
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"That's exactly what I told Jerry."
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"You go over there, you start flirting with him..."
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"Hi."
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"...who gives insincere thank-yous. No, sir. No, sir."
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"So I'm going to a nudist colony next week."
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"I can't explain. It's very important that I sit here."
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"I clean naked. I drive naked."
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"That must be something. What, do they just pummel the jeans with rocks?"
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"I'm gonna count to three."
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"...to 1 0 great years at Rick Barr Properties..."
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"...our little, shrimpy friend, George Costanza..."
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"Maybe I could be a professor or something."
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"It was about 1 200 bucks."
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"Kramer!"
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"That's Newman."
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"You want to shoot some pool tonight?"
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"Nah, it's probably a union thing."
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"Whenever I see the news and they're..."
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"You notice he's always covering up his face?"
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"I mean, what is this man's reputation..."
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"...damaging his good name?"
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"Isn't that Johnson from sales?"
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"He's up in that clock tower, picking people off one by one."
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"He should be in bill collection. I think he's got aptitude."
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"She was great."
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"You don't want to know."
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"Hey, Brecky, remind me to tell you what we did in Lake George."
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"That's it. This is it."
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"I will never work for you again! Look at you."
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"You think you're an important man?"
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"You are a laughingstock. You are a joke."
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"These people are laughing at you!"
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"You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Boy, I have really had it with Newman."
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"He wakes me up again, last night, at 3:00 in the morning..."
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"...to tell me he's going on the roof to kill himself."
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"- Well, what did you say? - I said, Jump."
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"He's been threatening to do this for years."
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"I said, If you're gonna kill yourself, do it already and stop bothering me."
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"At least I'd respect the guy for accomplishing something."
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"What's his problem?"
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"No job, no women."
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"How much there is for him to live for?"
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"Why should I lie to him?"
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"I'm leaving. I'm going to the laundry."
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"Why don't you use the machines down in the basement?"
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"Fluff and fold, the only way to live."
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"- How about if I put a...? - I don't want to do that."
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"- What, you're going over there, what? - I don't want to mix in everything."
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"My guys don't know your guys."
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"You can't just lock them all in the same machine together."
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"Have you ever met my guys?"
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"- No, I can't say as I have. - Well..."
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"All right, put them on top."
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"Oh, beautiful."
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"This stuff on top is my friend's."
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"Could I get it done in a separate machine?"
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"I'll have to charge you for another machine."
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"Whatever it costs. In fact..."
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"...I would prefer it if the machines are not even touching each other..."
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"...because something could, you know, jump across."
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"Guess what."
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"- How did you know I was here? - Kramer. Guess what."
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"You can have this on Monday."
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"What happened? Levitan?"
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"I go in to use his private bathroom. Everybody uses it."
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"And then I get a memo... A memo..."
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"...telling me to use the men's room in the hall."
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"I mean, we share it with Pace Electronics. It's disgusting!"
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"You and your toilets."
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"I snapped. It was the last straw."
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"What are you gonna do? Look for something else in real estate?"
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"Nobody's hiring now. The market's terrible."
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"So, what are you gonna do?"
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"I like sports. I could do something in sports."
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"In what capacity?"
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"Yeah, well, that... That can be tough to get."
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"Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager."
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"Maybe I could be, like, an announcer, like, a colour man."
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"You know how I always make..."
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"...interesting comments during the game?"
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"Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers..."
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"...and people that are, you know, in broadcasting."
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