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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wig Master (S07E07)

"She was on the guillotine, the blade came down..."
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"It's June! June! June!"
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"The wedding is delayed until June."
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"- It's like a stay of execution. - Dead man walking."
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"Well, one out of 20,000. That's not bad."
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"Susan's friend, Hallie, broke up with her boyfriend."
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"- The wheels are in motion. - Beautiful."
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"...to Bob Grossberg, joining us from Business Affairs."
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"...for the new catalog."
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"- It's nice. - This way, please."
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"Come on."
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"That might be the stupidest thing you've ever said."
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"- Morning. - Morning?"
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"See, I got the whole night ahead of me."
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"All right."
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"- What do you call it? - PB and J's."
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"So how'd your date work out with Connie?"
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"Hey, Jerry."
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"Come on, buddy."
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"- What's wrong with you? - I'm bored."
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"...editing the stupid catalog because of stupid Bob Grossberg."
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"I'd like to try that earpiece, see if it's real."
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"- See you later. - All right."
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"Hey, Bobby, over here."
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"Okay, Jerry, please, please. I'm really busy here."
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"Well, he kind of moved his head, you know?"
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"- All right. Good job. - Right."
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"She's intelligent, smart, got a great sense of humor."
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"We could be like the Gatsbys."
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"...and they were all best friends?"
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"- Walk me down to the Friars. - Sure."
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"If you and Hallie want, we could try to hold it maybe."
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"- It's not here. - What?"
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"Where the hell is that jacket?"
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"Somehow I dozed off and woke up in a pile of garbage."
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"You're so damn sexy."
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"I feel like Lincoln."
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"Well, it's..."
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"I'm all atwitter."
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"- I don't think so. - Please, take off your jacket."
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"What do you say, ladies and gentlemen?"
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"Oh, Cosmo."
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"You came into the audience, you threw it away."
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"- No. - It doesn't even belong to me."
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"- More coffee? - No, check. Please."
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"No!"
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"Help!"
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"So I have two tickets for you to The Flying Sandos Brothers magic show."
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"I heard every word you said."
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"And I know you wouldn't be just having fun with his handicap."
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"Think they're gonna let a jacket stealer join? I don't think so."
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"It was a little unusual."
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"- You're soured? - Yeah, I'm soured."
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"You don't try and de-sour. You have to sweeten too."
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"I wanna get it back to when we were the Gatsbys."
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"- I still don't know what that means. - Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God, what happened to you? - She tried to kill me, Jerry."
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"Why would she try and kill you?"
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"You forgot to take it off?"
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"Oh, you go into a department store, you put a suit on and walk right out."
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"Oh, the Gypsies took it."
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"- Are you in show business? - No, I-"
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"Then what am I talking to you for? Bring the jacket back tomorrow."
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"Excuse me. The guy is wearing a jacket that my-"
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"...we got our own little private box here, don't we?"
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"Stop it. Get off of me!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"- This is nice. - Yeah."
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"...and your alarm goes off, you incorporate the sound into the dream..."
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"...so you can keep sleeping."
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"I was with Marie Antoinette in a dream last night."
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"...her head fell in the basket, rolled over..."
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"...and she started singing Neil Diamond's Solitary Man."
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"And I thought, That is not my alarm going off."
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"This is actually happening."
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"It's June! Hey!"
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"It's June! It's June, June, June!"
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"It's June!"
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"June! June, baby!"
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"- What? - The catering hall screwed up."
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"This is my lucky day."
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"Yeah. Hey, wait a second. You know, good news for you too."
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"- She did? - Yeah."
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"- So? Wheels? - In motion."
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"Hey, if this works out, forget about it."
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"Vacations together, movies together, dinner together."
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"It's almost as good as if I didn't get married."
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"Set it up. We can have dinner at the Friars Club."
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"- The Friars Club? - I'm thinking of joining."
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"Pat Cooper said he would put me up for membership."
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"Hey. Listen, do me a favor, will you? I got a hot date tonight with Connie."
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"Wake me up in 20 minutes, all right?"
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"- Catnap? - No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary."
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"I've been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci."
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"See, that means from Vinci. Did you know that?"
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"- Must be some book. - Yeah."
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"Well, it turns out that the master slept only 20 minutes every three hours."
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"That works to two and a half extra days..."
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"...that I'm awake per week, every week."
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"Which means if I live to be 80, I will have lived the equivalent of 105 years."
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"Not to mention how much you'll accomplish."
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"- I got a lot in the hopper. - Didn't know you had one."
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"Oh, I got a hopper. A big hopper."
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"All right, people..."
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"Bob, we have a little baptism by fire for you, so to speak."
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"Poor bastard."
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"You handle all the fact-checking and copyediting..."
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"Could you repeat that?"
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"Why don't you handle all the copyediting?"
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"- I'm sorry. What? - Copyediting."
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"Never mind."
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"Elaine, you do it."
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"Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld. Pat Cooper made a reservation for me."
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"Yes, Mr. Seinfeld, but all gentlemen are required..."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"How embarrassing this must be for you."
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"You just bought your own dinner."
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"- No problem. Please, follow me. - Excuse me."
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"Funny. Isn't he funny? Funny guy."
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"Friars."
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