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Clips from Seinfeld - The Millennium (S08E08)

"I'll be with you in a minute."
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"No, you should have come last night."
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"Yes? What can I do for you?"
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"You've got to lift up that plastic thing with a pen."
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"Is it all right if I keep these here for a while?"
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"I got a case of party poppers I'm gonna keep in front of them."
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"All right, I have had it with those Mayans."
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"And he's 1/64 Mayan."
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"I'm starting to get a bit nervous about this lunch."
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"What did you have?"
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"Keep these here too, huh? They'll be all right."
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"-Head of scouting? -lnterested?"
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"...while you're still under contract."
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"We're not talking."
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"-We couldn't say that we said it. -See what we're saying?"
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"-What number did you dial? -Seven."
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"So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence."
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"Do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?"
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"You know, in the year 2000, we'll all be on speed dial."
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"Hey, it's Newman."
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"-I'm not here. -Oh, you want to talk to Jerry?"
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"I mean, the dinner and the play and the hansom cab ride."
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"Is it? Strawberries, anyone?"
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"Shove it."
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"...because I was trying to show Putumayo..."
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"You wanted to see me, sir?"
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"For me, the next millennium must be Jerry-free."
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"Do you need some help with something?"
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"No, you don't. You own Putumayo."
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"This really sticks in my craw."
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"I'm sure she'll be along."
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"It's 2000."
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"Newmannium!"
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"Yankees 2, Orioles nothing. Wait a minute."
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"He's wearing a flesh-toned body stocking."
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"Yeah, I know."
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"Newman's got the jump on the invites and will crush me if I try to go it alone."
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"Elaine, you can't go to Newman's Newmannium."
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"Okay. I need you to help me put Putumayo out of business."
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"Well, she probably just wanted to be able to keep tabs on you."
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"-Hello. -Hi, Jerome."
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"-Hello. -That's her, isn't it?"
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"Hang on."
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"-No, still me. -Sorry, hang on."
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"All right."
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"-Hey, Body-Suit Man. -Hey, look at that."
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"-You know, the real gritty-gritty. -Well, let me show you what we have."
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"You all stink."
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"Come on. What is taking you so long?"
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"These clothes won't last five years without them."
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"-All right, forget it. -What?"
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"Well, I don't mind if I do."
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"I don't know what Elaine is so upset about."
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"She never sees the big picture."
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"All right. Come back to my party, please."
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"Jerry too, of course."
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"-Deal? -To the Newmannium."
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"To the Kramennium."
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"That's interesting because as everyone knows..."
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"...and thus quite lame."
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"Excuse me."
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"It was fun."
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"I just have a question."
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"I know. The margaritas in that place are so strong."
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"Hello."
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"I'd like to buy these huaraches."
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"So, what else is going on?"
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"Hey!"
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"Listen, I'll call you back."
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"Nothing. You just lost a customer."
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"Me neither. I love the previews."
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"In fact, I enjoy being the theater cutup."
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"Last week after a preview, I yelled out, Must miss!"
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"I think that I was in that theater. That was really funny."
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"Yeah, I got a good laugh."
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"Let me just check my messages before we go."
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"-So you're on the speed dial? -After two dates."
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"-What number? -Seven."
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"Wow! You know, it's a pain to change that."
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"-Hey, buddy. -Hey."
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"I'm having a New Year's Eve party."
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"You're gonna keep these here for eight months?"
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"No, Jerry. New Year's Eve, 1 999, the millennium."
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"I told you about that."
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"Kramer, you're gonna leave these chairs here for two and a half years?"
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"You're not gonna see them."
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"Hey, so get this."
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"I got a call this morning from the Mets' front-office guys."
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"-They want to take me out to lunch. -What for?"
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"I'm on a winning ball club, Jerry. They probably want to pick my brain."
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"Really, why do you think they're taking you out to lunch?"
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"I have no idea."
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"I don't mind the Mayans."
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"You know that store, Putumayo? I was trying to buy these huaraches..."
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"...and this saleswoman just completely ignored me."
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"Are we talking huaraches?"
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"I know a great store for huaraches."
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"No, no, not Putumayo."
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"No, no, Cinco de Mayo."
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"Yeah, Marcelino, he turned me onto it."
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"Kramer, these balloons aren't gonna stay filled until New Year's."
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"Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons."
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"George, we'll be blunt. The Mets need somebody to head up scouting."
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"And we think that someone might be you."
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"I'm still here."
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"Now, unfortunately, league rules prevent us from making you an offer..."
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"Do you understand what we're talking about?"
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"-So you're talking--? -No, no."
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"We're just talking."
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"-So you need me to get fired? -We didn't say that."
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"We couldn't say that, because even if we did--"
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"We didn't say that."
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"Hi. Sorry I'm late."
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"There's a lot of chairs and balloons in my apartment."
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"How about I make it up to you with dinner?"
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"Someplace nice this time?"
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"Yeah, I'm sorry about that Mongolian barbecue last night."
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"I had heard good things."
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"I don't know."
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"It got a two in Zagat's."
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