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Clips from Seinfeld - The Gum (S07E07)

"What is it? It isn't really anything."
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"...if they caught you with gum?"
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"...because when you're chewing gum, you don't look thrilled with anything."
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"World War II, that was an important historical event?"
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"They landed a man on the moon in 1969?"
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"Sure."
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"...to get the theatre landmark status."
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"I thought he screwed up the Dinkins campaign."
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"- Really? - Yeah, but he's doing a lot better now."
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"- I've taken him under my wing. - Oh, then I'm not worried."
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"- Hey, Kramer. - Hey, Lloyd. Hey, buddy."
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"- I can ask him where he got it. - No, don't bother."
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"Didn't I pay with a 20? I'm sure I paid with a 20."
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"You don't think that I had anything to do with his breakdown, do you?"
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"Why can't you be more like that Lloyd Braun?"
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"- Georgie. - Hey, Mr. Lazzari."
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"Yeah, yeah, just delivering some presents to my folks."
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"Oh, my gosh, you look as pretty as you did back in high school."
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"Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to. He's fine, Jerry."
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"Oh, well, actually, Lloyd, Jerry and I have to sit in the front row..."
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"Am I crazy or does Jerry not wear glasses?"
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"Not crazy."
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"You know, after what happened to Pop."
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"I tell you, they don't build them like this anymore."
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"It was too much for him."
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"Pop! Pop!"
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"Lady, you sold me."
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"So he'll just think that the two of you didn't sit with him on purpose."
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"...and I believe I paid you with a 20-dollar bill..."
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"...well, that's mine."
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"Would you mind opening up the register?"
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"Okay. Fine, I'll buy a pack of gum."
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"Take a look."
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"I'm sure he can accomplish anything he sets his mind to."
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"It's not necessary."
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"Hey, Jerry, you know, Lloyd wants to do you a favour."
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"I know that, Kramer."
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"- Lf you don't want to... - Sure, he wants to."
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"And it's very kind of you. Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it."
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"- So how about that Elaine today? - Oh, baby."
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"You're probably wondering why I wanted to see you again."
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"I'm glad you feel that way."
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"- All my friends do that. - George, I'm only trying help."
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"George?"
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"So again it all comes back to Lloyd."
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"- What? - I was chewing gum with Lloyd Braun."
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"It's antique ivory. It was my mother's."
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"Listen, could you keep an eye on the place?"
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"...and bring out the lustre of this vintage countertop."
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"- No kidding? - No kidding."
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"I'd like a hot dog, please."
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"- Kramer... - No, no, I'll show you."
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"Here we go. Yeah."
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"I gotta get some air."
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"Weren't you told to stop using that hose?"
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"Once again you've managed to top yourself."
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"Lloyd."
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"- The man with the flowers? - Yeah, yeah, the flower guy."
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"- Who? - Jerry Seinfeld, my best friend."
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"Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun."
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"Here you go."
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"We prefer to call it the Institute."
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"Yeah, well, you know, we're screening that tonight at the Alex."
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"You don't say."
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"You really cashed in on that favour pretty quick."
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"I beg your pardon, Your Majesty..."
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"...but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president."
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"This isn't mine. I got it from the Institute."
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"The Institute!"
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"Gum is one of the weirdest human inventions."
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"It's not a liquid. It's not a solid. It's not a food."
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"You know, I mean, it's like a stationary bike for your jaw."
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"Remember when you were in school and teachers would get riled up..."
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"Yeah, I'm sure."
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"Yeah, right."
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"Do you think she's happy?"
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"- Who? - The cashier."
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"- Ruthie Cohen? - You know her name?"
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"- I don't think I've ever spoken to her. - Maybe that's why she's happy."
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"- Good morning, gentlemen. - What is this?"
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"Well, it's the latest offering from the Alex Theatre."
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"- That stinky old movie house? - Well, you should smell it now."
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"- We fixed up the place. - With Spartacus?"
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"Well, it's a rare archival print."
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"Twelve extra minutes, full wide-screen Cinemascope."
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"And if you come to the 1:00 show, you can hear Jeffrey Haarwood."
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"- Jeffrey who? - Haarwood."
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"He was the assistant wardrobe man on Spartacus."
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"Why would you spend $7 to see a movie that I could watch on TV?"
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"Well, why go to a fine restaurant..."
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"...when you can just stick something in the microwave?"
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"You guys haven't seen Lloyd Braun, have you? I'm supposed to meet him."
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"Lloyd Braun? What for?"
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"Well, he's using his connections in the mayor's office..."
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"Well, he did. After that, he had a nervous breakdown."
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"Had to spend a few months in an institution."
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"But he still needs all of our support."
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"When he gets here, treat him like he's one of the gang."
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"Breakdown, huh?"
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"- How you doing? Hi, Jerry. - Lloyd."
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"- George. - Hello, Lloyd."
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"- How you doing? - Well, he's doing fine, George."
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"- Gum. - That's an interesting package."
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"Yeah, it's from China."
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"Go ahead, try a piece."
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"Tell me that's not the most delicious gum you've ever tasted."
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"Yes, yes, we shall all try a piece and tell you how delicious it is."
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"- George. - I don't chew gum."
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"It's different. Where did you get it?"
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"A friend of mine in Chinatown gave it to me."
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"- It's no problem. - I don't want it."
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"Jerry, Lloyd says it's no problem."
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"He's capable of locating the gum."
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"- All right. - Boy, this is... This is delicious."
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"You know what? I think this Ruthie Cohen gave me the wrong change."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I think I finally figured out what the flavour is in this gum."
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"It's a little lo meiny."
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"- What kind is that? - It's Chinese gum."
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"- Lloyd Braun gave it to me. - Lloyd Braun. How's he doing?"
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