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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pledge Drive (S06E06)

"...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me."
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"Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations..."
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"Signed, The whole office."
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"My friend Noreen?"
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"Your friend Noreen."
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"- Sure you're not flattering yourself? - If I was flattering myself..."
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"Did you ask her about me?"
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"Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone."
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"- You sure you don't mind? - Like she'll admit she was flirting."
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"- Helo? - Hi. It's Elaine."
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"- Jerry Seinfeld. - Oh, I lik e Jerry a lot."
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"Noreen, were you hitting on him?"
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"Hello."
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"It's for you. Must you keep giving my number out?"
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"...to make up a story like that?"
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"Work?"
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"No one. I'm sorry, Mr. Pitt. That won't happen again."
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"I'm sure it won't. But someone was crying..."
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"...you know, hitting on him."
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"...and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is this..."
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"Oh, I know you are."
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"It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem."
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"These are birthday cards from my grandmother."
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"I'll see you at the pledge drive, okay?"
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"- So what? - Your grandmother gave you this gift."
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"She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can't have."
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"- Oh, get out of here. - Jerry..."
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"So anyway, she's kind of upset about it..."
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"So during the show, they're running the Ken Burns Basebal thing."
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"- I'll run it by a few people. - All right. Do your thing..."
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"Who was flirting with you?"
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"Remember when we were in the bookstore?"
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"Humour? Come on."
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"Jerry..."
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"...her brother just had a book of political cartoons published."
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"Oh, yeah, that's funny."
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"Mr. Pitt..."
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"Get it?"
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"Got it."
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"Forgive me for trying to class up this place."
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"...that might not watch Channel 11."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I am eating my dessert."
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"- Hello? - Hello. This is Chemical Bank."
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"Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn."
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"Well, someone's been cashing the checks, and you're overdrawn."
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"I'll be down there first thing in the morning."
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"Wait, we can do this over the phone."
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"Pending approval of the script."
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"It would put me at ease."
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"Say, I wanted a side order of fruit, but I didn't see it on the menu."
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"You know, I didn't get the special, but I'd also like the fresh fruit too."
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"Isn't the Chemical Bank on this block?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"...but your nana is missing!"
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"She wasn't here. I called the doctor. Nobody knows where she is."
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"She hasn't left the apartment in 25 years."
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"- I think Chemical. - They were Chemical."
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"Hey, I didn't twist your arm."
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"...because she's been passing those bum checks all over town..."
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"So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems."
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"No. No, no. Not a loud talker..."
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"...he can sound like a woman, you know?"
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"He's kind of a baritone, isn't he?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm eating this cookie."
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"No, no. But why are you using a knife and fork?"
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"- So this isn't gonna take long, is it? - Oh, no, no. In and out."
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"I made sure of that."
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"Hey! Hey, watch it!"
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"Middle finger, straight up, at me. At us."
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"Oh, it's you."
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"Listen, Jerry doesn't wanna talk to you."
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"- Missing? - Yeah."
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"- It's possible. - Yes, it is."
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"No one gives us the finger. We're Yankees."
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"- Jerry, where are the tote bags? - I don't know."
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"- Yeah. - Jerry."
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"Who's that?"
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"Jerry, I'll take care of it."
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"Is Jerry in there?"
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"It just ties you up in knots."
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"And Jerry is a very sexy man."
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"- What? - Look, I'm not judging you."
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"Are you Danny Tartabull?"
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"No, I'm not."
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"I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living."
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"Our lines are open, so please call the number..."
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"...you see on your screen."
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"- It's not gonna happen. - This is his grandmother."
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"I'm going to have to write him some new checks."
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"Jerry. I have an announcement."
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"And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for $1500!"
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"There's something insincere about greeting cards."
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"They're like these little $1 folded-paper..."
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"I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck..."
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"So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this..."
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"...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'"
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"Wouldn't it be better to have one card..."
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"...that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?"
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"...it's a boy and our deepest sympathies."
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"She was hitting on you?"
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"...I think I'd come up with someone a little less annoying than Noreen."
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"I cannot believe that she was hitting on you."
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"You know him, Dan. Remember, we went to that party at his house?"
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"- The guy with the really high voice. - Yeah."
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"Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail?"
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"Check the pile."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"- Who sent you a card? - I don't know."
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"Open it. It's from Hallmark."
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"- Hello, my love. - Hello, darling."
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"Isn't that cute. A thank-you card from Kristin."
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"Let me see."
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"- Who's Kristin? - Works for PBS."
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"Met her when I agreed to do the pledge drive."
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"Giddyup! All right. So now, how does that work?"
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"What, I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right?"
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"No. It's not aluminium siding. It's volunteer work."
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"All the money goes to the station."
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"Yeah, and one of those foam beer-can holders."
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