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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pledge Drive (S06E06)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 6, Episode 3 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 408 clips
Comedy

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The Junk Mail 9 5
The Merv Griffin Show 9 6
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The Betrayal 9 8
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The Dealership 9 11
The Reverse Peephole 9 12
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...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me.
"...to make up this little Hallmark hooker to do the job for me."
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Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations...
"Happy birthday, merry Christmas, happy anniversary, congratulations..."
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Signed, The whole office.
"Signed, The whole office."
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My friend Noreen?
"My friend Noreen?"
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Your friend Noreen.
"Your friend Noreen."
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- Sure you're not flattering yourself? - If I was flattering myself...
"- Sure you're not flattering yourself? - If I was flattering myself..."
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Did you ask her about me?
"Did you ask her about me?"
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Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone.
"Yeah. In fact, she said that you could sit in the back and answer the phone."
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- You sure you don't mind? - Like she'll admit she was flirting.
"- You sure you don't mind? - Like she'll admit she was flirting."
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- Helo? - Hi. It's Elaine.
"- Helo? - Hi. It's Elaine."
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- Jerry Seinfeld. - Oh, I lik e Jerry a lot.
"- Jerry Seinfeld. - Oh, I lik e Jerry a lot."
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Noreen, were you hitting on him?
"Noreen, were you hitting on him?"
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Hello.
"Hello."
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It's for you. Must you keep giving my number out?
"It's for you. Must you keep giving my number out?"
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...to make up a story like that?
"...to make up a story like that?"
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Work?
"Work?"
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No one. I'm sorry, Mr. Pitt. That won't happen again.
"No one. I'm sorry, Mr. Pitt. That won't happen again."
Seinfeld
I'm sure it won't. But someone was crying...
"I'm sure it won't. But someone was crying..."
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...you know, hitting on him.
"...you know, hitting on him."
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...and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is this...
"...and I accidentally got her boyfriend, who is this..."
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Oh, I know you are.
"Oh, I know you are."
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It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem.
"It's not like you painted the picture and wrote the poem."
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These are birthday cards from my grandmother.
"These are birthday cards from my grandmother."
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I'll see you at the pledge drive, okay?
"I'll see you at the pledge drive, okay?"
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- So what? - Your grandmother gave you this gift.
"- So what? - Your grandmother gave you this gift."
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She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can't have.
"She wants you to spend the money, to have the fun that she can't have."
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- Oh, get out of here. - Jerry...
"- Oh, get out of here. - Jerry..."
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So anyway, she's kind of upset about it...
"So anyway, she's kind of upset about it..."
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So during the show, they're running the Ken Burns Basebal thing.
"So during the show, they're running the Ken Burns Basebal thing."
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- I'll run it by a few people. - All right. Do your thing...
"- I'll run it by a few people. - All right. Do your thing..."
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Who was flirting with you?
"Who was flirting with you?"
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Remember when we were in the bookstore?
"Remember when we were in the bookstore?"
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Humour? Come on.
"Humour? Come on."
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Jerry...
"Jerry..."
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...her brother just had a book of political cartoons published.
"...her brother just had a book of political cartoons published."
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Oh, yeah, that's funny.
"Oh, yeah, that's funny."
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Mr. Pitt...
"Mr. Pitt..."
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Get it?
"Get it?"
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Got it.
"Got it."
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Forgive me for trying to class up this place.
"Forgive me for trying to class up this place."
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...that might not watch Channel 11.
"...that might not watch Channel 11."
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What the hell are you doing?
"What the hell are you doing?"
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I am eating my dessert.
"I am eating my dessert."
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- Hello? - Hello. This is Chemical Bank.
"- Hello? - Hello. This is Chemical Bank."
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Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn.
"Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn."
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Well, someone's been cashing the checks, and you're overdrawn.
"Well, someone's been cashing the checks, and you're overdrawn."
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I'll be down there first thing in the morning.
"I'll be down there first thing in the morning."
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Wait, we can do this over the phone.
"Wait, we can do this over the phone."
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Pending approval of the script.
"Pending approval of the script."
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It would put me at ease.
"It would put me at ease."
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Say, I wanted a side order of fruit, but I didn't see it on the menu.
"Say, I wanted a side order of fruit, but I didn't see it on the menu."
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You know, I didn't get the special, but I'd also like the fresh fruit too.
"You know, I didn't get the special, but I'd also like the fresh fruit too."
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Isn't the Chemical Bank on this block?
"Isn't the Chemical Bank on this block?"
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Oh, dear.
"Oh, dear."
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...but your nana is missing!
"...but your nana is missing!"
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She wasn't here. I called the doctor. Nobody knows where she is.
"She wasn't here. I called the doctor. Nobody knows where she is."
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She hasn't left the apartment in 25 years.
"She hasn't left the apartment in 25 years."
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- I think Chemical. - They were Chemical.
"- I think Chemical. - They were Chemical."
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Hey, I didn't twist your arm.
"Hey, I didn't twist your arm."
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...because she's been passing those bum checks all over town...
"...because she's been passing those bum checks all over town..."
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So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems.
"So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems."
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No. No, no. Not a loud talker...
"No. No, no. Not a loud talker..."
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...he can sound like a woman, you know?
"...he can sound like a woman, you know?"
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He's kind of a baritone, isn't he?
"He's kind of a baritone, isn't he?"
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- What are you doing? - I'm eating this cookie.
"- What are you doing? - I'm eating this cookie."
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No, no. But why are you using a knife and fork?
"No, no. But why are you using a knife and fork?"
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- So this isn't gonna take long, is it? - Oh, no, no. In and out.
"- So this isn't gonna take long, is it? - Oh, no, no. In and out."
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I made sure of that.
"I made sure of that."
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Hey! Hey, watch it!
"Hey! Hey, watch it!"
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Middle finger, straight up, at me. At us.
"Middle finger, straight up, at me. At us."
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Oh, it's you.
"Oh, it's you."
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Listen, Jerry doesn't wanna talk to you.
"Listen, Jerry doesn't wanna talk to you."
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- Missing? - Yeah.
"- Missing? - Yeah."
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- It's possible. - Yes, it is.
"- It's possible. - Yes, it is."
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No one gives us the finger. We're Yankees.
"No one gives us the finger. We're Yankees."
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- Jerry, where are the tote bags? - I don't know.
"- Jerry, where are the tote bags? - I don't know."
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- Yeah. - Jerry.
"- Yeah. - Jerry."
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Who's that?
"Who's that?"
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Jerry, I'll take care of it.
"Jerry, I'll take care of it."
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Is Jerry in there?
"Is Jerry in there?"
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It just ties you up in knots.
"It just ties you up in knots."
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And Jerry is a very sexy man.
"And Jerry is a very sexy man."
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- What? - Look, I'm not judging you.
"- What? - Look, I'm not judging you."
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Are you Danny Tartabull?
"Are you Danny Tartabull?"
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No, I'm not.
"No, I'm not."
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I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living.
"I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living."
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Our lines are open, so please call the number...
"Our lines are open, so please call the number..."
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...you see on your screen.
"...you see on your screen."
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- It's not gonna happen. - This is his grandmother.
"- It's not gonna happen. - This is his grandmother."
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I'm going to have to write him some new checks.
"I'm going to have to write him some new checks."
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Jerry. I have an announcement.
"Jerry. I have an announcement."
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And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for $1500!
"And as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check for $1500!"
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There's something insincere about greeting cards.
"There's something insincere about greeting cards."
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They're like these little $1 folded-paper...
"They're like these little $1 folded-paper..."
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I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck...
"I don't know what my feelings are, so I'll pay some total stranger a buck..."
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So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this...
"So I can go, 'Here, I didn't write this..."
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...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'
"...but whatever they wrote, I think the same thing.'"
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Wouldn't it be better to have one card...
"Wouldn't it be better to have one card..."
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...that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?
"...that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?"
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...it's a boy and our deepest sympathies.
"...it's a boy and our deepest sympathies."
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She was hitting on you?
"She was hitting on you?"
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...I think I'd come up with someone a little less annoying than Noreen.
"...I think I'd come up with someone a little less annoying than Noreen."
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I cannot believe that she was hitting on you.
"I cannot believe that she was hitting on you."
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You know him, Dan. Remember, we went to that party at his house?
"You know him, Dan. Remember, we went to that party at his house?"
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- The guy with the really high voice. - Yeah.
"- The guy with the really high voice. - Yeah."
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Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail?
"Jerry, did you get my Fortune magazine in your mail?"
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Check the pile.
"Check the pile."
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Yeah, yeah.
"Yeah, yeah."
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- Who sent you a card? - I don't know.
"- Who sent you a card? - I don't know."
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Open it. It's from Hallmark.
"Open it. It's from Hallmark."
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- Hello, my love. - Hello, darling.
"- Hello, my love. - Hello, darling."
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Isn't that cute. A thank-you card from Kristin.
"Isn't that cute. A thank-you card from Kristin."
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Let me see.
"Let me see."
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- Who's Kristin? - Works for PBS.
"- Who's Kristin? - Works for PBS."
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Met her when I agreed to do the pledge drive.
"Met her when I agreed to do the pledge drive."
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Giddyup! All right. So now, how does that work?
"Giddyup! All right. So now, how does that work?"
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What, I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right?
"What, I get a percentage of every pledge I bring in, right?"
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No. It's not aluminium siding. It's volunteer work.
"No. It's not aluminium siding. It's volunteer work."
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All the money goes to the station.
"All the money goes to the station."
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Yeah, and one of those foam beer-can holders.
"Yeah, and one of those foam beer-can holders."
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