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Clips from Seinfeld - The Jacket (S02E02)

"I think eventually..."
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"...fashion won't even exist."
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"...they're all wearing the same thing."
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"One-piece silver jumpsuit, V-stripe and boots. That's it."
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"We should come up with an outfit for Earth. An Earth outfit."
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"The back? They never find anything in the back."
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"No, Jerry, you have to. I need a buffer."
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"So that's why we're not together anymore."
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"What is this?"
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"This is beautiful."
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"This may be the most perfect jacket I have ever put on."
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"Bad?"
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"- I have some idea. - No idea."
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"- Is it me? - That's definitely you."
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"- What is with the pink lining? - I don't know. It's got a pink lining."
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"- It's over 400. - I'm really not answering anymore."
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"I don't know."
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"Oh, Schumann. Of course."
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"Oh, that I really needed to hear. That helps a lot."
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"When I leave the house in this..."
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"...l'm not even gonna ask you."
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"All right. I'm walking out of here right now..."
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"If you don't say anything in five seconds, I'll know it was over 1000."
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"...where I wanted the other guy to show up."
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"Wait a second. Is that him?"
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"Where's Elaine?"
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"I'm nervous."
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"I'll have another scotch with plenty of ice."
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"Don't you find that you get more without it?"
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"It appears that way."
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"A tail gunner."
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"I'll be right back."
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"...drivel parts."
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"Thank you for leaving me alone with him."
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"How could she leave us alone with this lunatic?"
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"...and we have to go home."
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"Who'd you call?"
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"She got tied up."
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"She'll be here in 30 minutes."
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"Yeah, they should have taken care of Castro when they had the chance."
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"That's her. She's here."
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"So I am sitting in his car for 20 minutes!"
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"He's a city marshal."
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"Yet who among us can resist?"
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"How about you, are you working?"
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"Yeah. I'm reading manuscripts for Pendant Publishing."
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"We're taking a cab, aren't we?"
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"Well, you look like a damn fool."
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"It might get ruined."
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"- I don't know. - Well..."
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"Well, if you're just gonna throw it out, you know, I could take it."
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"No. He pretty much thinks everyone is gay."
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"Isn't that...?"
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"I'll try and remember that."
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"Open the door. We're gonna ruin the whole outfit here."
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"I hate clothes, okay?"
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"I hate buying them."
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"I hate picking them out of my closet."
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"I can't stand every day trying to come up with little outfits for myself."
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"We'll all be wearing the same thing."
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"Because any time I see a movie or a TV show..."
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"...where there's people from the future..."
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"Somehow they decided, This is going to be our outfit."
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"We should vote on it."
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"Candidates propose different outfits. No speeches."
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"They walk out, twirl, walk off."
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"We just sit in the audience and go, That was nice. I could wear that."
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"- I think I've seen enough. - I might have something in the back."
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"If they had anything good, they'd put it in the front."
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"Why don't they open an entire store for the back? Call it Just Back."
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"All back. No front."
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"You walk in the front, you're immediately in the back."
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"Look, Elaine. Tie carwash."
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"- I just read that. That's terrific. - Her father wrote that."
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"I always felt he deserved a wider audience."
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"I'm not so sure he wants one."
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"Hey, don't forget Sunday, okay?"
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"You and George are coming, right? Hotel Westbury, 8:00."
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"Yeah, I guess I'm coming. I mean..."
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"- What, you don't wanna go now? - No, I'll go. I'm going."
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"I haven't seen my father in a while, and, you know, it's..."
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"I'm worried I won't be able talk to him. He's such a great writer."
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"Frankly, I prefer the company of nitwits."
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"These jackets never fit me right."
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"Try it on."
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"Wow."
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"This is soft suede."
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"- How much is it? - Oh, my God."
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"- Very bad? - You have no idea."
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"- I've got a ballpark. - There's no park..."
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"...and the team has relocated."
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"Let me see that."
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"That is high."
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"Oh, man, that is a beautiful jacket, though."
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"What's with the pink lining with the candy stripes?"
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"It's just lining. You can always have it changed."
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"Should I get it?"
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"I hate these moments. I'm hearing the dual voices now, you know?"
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"What about the money? What's money?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"New jacket."
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"- What do you think? - It's beautiful."
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"- Really? - That's more you..."
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"...than you've ever been."
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"- So, what'd you pay for this? - I paid what it costs."
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"- How much? - What's the difference?"
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"It's embarrassing."
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"- Over 300? - Yes. But let's just stop it right there."
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"- Is it over 400? - Would you...?"
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"I know. I know."
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"What are you gonna do with the leather one?"
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"Are you gonna wear it?"
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"- I don't know, maybe. - Well, you're not gonna wear this."
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"Do you want it?"
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"Yeah, okay, I'll take it."
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"I like that jacket."
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"- Okay, take it. - Hey. Good karma for you."
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"Oh, baby."
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"It's from Les MisÈrables. I went to see it last week."
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"I can't get it out of my head. I just keep singing it over and over."
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