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Clips from Seinfeld - The Wallet (S04E04)

"If you were over here... It looks from where you're sitting..."
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"- Yeah. - What, you got leather seats here?"
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"I wanna tell you, that meal was the worst."
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"What? He's not even working."
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"You're not Ted Danson."
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"You're a writer. You'll think of something."
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"That's it for this piece of junk. I've had it."
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"- It's at the jeweler. - You send me the bill."
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"...you're not gonna do it."
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"Oh, some guy kicked me in the side of the head."
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"Why did you tell this guy that Kramer didn't invite him to his party?"
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"- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"I was little off last week, huh, Jerry?"
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"He's got, like, a chemical imbalance."
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"- He's joking. - He's after you?"
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"I wanna know what you did to this guy."
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"- I didn't do anything. - You must've done something."
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"No, he just doesn't like me."
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"What, Jimmy Sherman?"
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"I'd be happy to. He's a friend of mine."
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"So don't mention it again, okay?"
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"Wait, wait..."
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"I told him not to return it. If he needs it, he should keep it."
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"It's gonna take me 45 minutes."
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"Leo says he's the best there is."
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"Well, if he fixes my back, I'll be happy."
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"Here, you got my name, you got my address. That's enough."
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"Let me explain to you what you just did."
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"Oh, they're not gonna do the show."
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"- Are you repeating everything? - Are you repeating everything?"
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"Excuse me. Excuse me! What's going on?"
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"I'm in here 20 minutes. Can somebody please help me?"
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"Look, if I did that in my business, I wouldn't have made a nickel."
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"- Yeah? - Federal Express."
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"Federal Express? I'm not expecting a package."
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"- Who is it? - Federal Express."
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"Hi, Kramer."
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"Me too, miss. I miss."
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"Hey, I'm gonna get a match."
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"- What? - Did you see that?"
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"- What? - It's a tell. You got a tell."
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"What tell? What's a tell?"
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"Tell this guy you're seeing somebody else. That's the easiest way."
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"He stole my wallet. The bum stole my wallet."
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"Mr. Seinfeld, I'm Dr. Dembrow. I've been going over your x-rays."
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"- What's going on? - They stole my wallet."
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"Sexually."
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"I think your..."
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"His name."
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"I don't even know. You wanna know his name?"
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"Kramer."
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"- You can do it, and you will do it. - No, I can't."
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"How was I supposed to pay? I didn't have my wallet."
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"This man was nice enough to see you."
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"I brought it over to Jimmy Sherman right here on 85th and Columbus."
Seinfeld
"- Let's live a little. - Let me see that."
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"Don't you hate to be continueds on TV?"
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"Hey, they can't make it. Timmy's still stuck in the cave."
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"My parents had two arguments while they were driving..."
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"...over either how fast my father was going..."
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"...or how much gas was left in the tank."
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"My father had a standard defense for either one of these."
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"It was always, That's because you're looking at it from an angle."
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"...it looks like I'm doing 90 on empty."
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"But that's because you're over there."
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"If you were over here, you'd know I'm in the driveway with a full tank."
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"George and I went up to NBC, and we told them the idea for the series."
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"- We're waiting to sign the contract. - They liked the idea?"
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"- Since when is George a writer? - What writer? It's a sitcom."
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"This is exciting. When are you gonna sign the contract?"
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"Soon. There's a few problems."
Seinfeld
"What do you expect? It's airline food."
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"How could you eat fish on a plane?"
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"Because she puts up a stink every time I have a piece of meat."
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"What kind of problems?"
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"Well, George doesn't think $13,000 is enough money."
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"George is right. Those people will try to get away with murder."
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"Believe me, they're all crooks."
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"- Jerry, I want you to sign that contract. - We're gonna sign it."
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"In fact, George is out with the woman from NBC right now."
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"- You're passing? - Well, it's much too low."
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"Are you and Jerry in agreement on this?"
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"Yeah, we've talked. I believe I can speak for the both of us on this."
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"You know, because this is your first show, it's a pretty standard deal."
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"- Standard? - Yeah."
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"Is Ted Danson's deal standard?"
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"- Ted Danson? - You know, the guy from Cheers."
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"Yeah, I know who he is."
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"I didn't say I was Ted Danson."
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"- All right, I'll tell Russell tomorrow. - You tell Russell."
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"Oh, before I forget."
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"Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father."
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"Do I have to write him a note or something?"
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"- I'm sure he'd appreciate that. - What would I say in the note?"
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"Oh, yeah. I'm a writer. I forgot."
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"Were you waiting long at the gate?"
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"I don't even know."
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"Where's that watch we bought you?"
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"Oh..."
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"- Is it the one your parents gave you? - It never works."
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"It's being fixed."
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"I got a guarantee on that watch. Give it to me. I'll take it back."
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"I'm not sending it."
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"That watch was a gift. You shouldn't have to pay for it."
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"- That's $18.50. - Here, I got it."
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"What are you talking about? It's my car. Let me pay."
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"- No, no, put it away. - Dad."
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"- Stop it. - I have money. I make money."
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"- Yeah, yeah, you make money. - You don't think I make money."
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"- I don't think that. - You do. That's what you both think."
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"- I'm paying. - Dad, I'm paying."
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"- Get out. - You're not paying."
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"- Jerry, do not do this. - No, no."
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"Over my dead body, Jerry. I'm telling you right now..."
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"Boy, you got a lot of stuff here."
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"- Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing, nothing."
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"Leave it. What about your back?"
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"- Morty, what are you doing? - All right, all right."
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"You come here to see a back specialist..."
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"...and you're lifting heavy suitcases."
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