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Clips from Seinfeld - The Summer of George (S08E08)

"Well, you had a good run. You took them to the World Series."
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"Don't sell yourself short. You made flight arrangements, hotels, buses."
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"Your cappuccino."
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"-Maybe l'll take her to the Tonys. -You're going to the Tonys?"
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"Severance package?"
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"They did it for three years. What's another few months?"
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"l'm gonna do something with these three months."
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"-l'm going to play Frolf. -You mean golf?"
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"l never told him."
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"-Who is that? -That's Sam..."
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"She walks like an orangutan."
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"lt's like she's carrying invisible suitcases."
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"-Like this? -Yes, exactly."
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"-That is so strange. -Right."
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"l mean, they were being just as catty as l was."
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"lt's a double standard."
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"Hey, George, l'm taking that waitress to the Tonys."
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"l'll see you there, buddy."
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"-You're going to the Tonys too? -Roger that."
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"-Yeah, he's a member of the academy. -What academy?"
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"l'll just go ahead and get in there."
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"-So you and Lyle are roommates? -No."
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"-Gay? -What?"
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"-ls he gay? -No."
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"l think l would know."
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"Well, you might wanna think about maybe..."
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"You know, sort of swing them..."
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"l'm a caveman?"
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"-How do you know it was her dude? -lt could've been just some dude?"
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"Well, good morning, gentlemen, and Tony says hello to you."
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"-You didn't give that thing back? -Jerry, it was a whirlwind."
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"l can't describe how great it is to win."
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"Oh, Jerry, l'm not gonna let you bring me down off this high."
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"-Minnelli's? -No."
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"Or this? Or this?"
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"-Or this? Or this? -Well..."
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"Hey, Jerr, what's up?"
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"l have absolutely no idea."
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"lt's like she's put the role of boyfriend into two jobs."
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"Except the dude's playing the showroom..."
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"...and l'm stuck doing food and beverage."
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"-What's Kramer doing now? -He's looking in the refrigerator."
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"Kramer. Anything good in there? Any Popsicles?"
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"l cannot do this."
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"Goodbye."
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"The Tony is taking me to Sardi's."
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"-But not here. -I'm not here. Leave a message."
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"Jerry, what's happening?"
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"Elaine, what did you want to talk to me about?"
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"This. My office."
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"Sam trashed my office."
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"Do you mean:"
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"Crazy for feeling"
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"lf l'm gonna get my hair cut, l better go."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"No."
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"l'm afraid there is no way we can allow you to keep this Tony."
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"But Raquel Welch doesn't move her arms when she tap dances."
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"lt's very distracting."
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"So you'd like me to teach her how to dance?"
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"l heard they cut one of her lines."
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"-l'm in show business. -Oh, come on."
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"What am l gonna do? She's gonna eat me alive."
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"Catfight."
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"...there's a chance they might somehow kiss."
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"Thirty-five. And, George, on the invitations--"
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"Right on time. l like that."
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"l like your nails. That is a great colour."
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"No complaints."
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"Well, they're arranged according to price, and as l recall...."
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"No. No, l told you l don't want to do that."
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"-You're still here? -Well, Miss Welch..."
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"-What kind of problem? -Well, it seems that..."
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"-...carnivals, water parks-- -Out with it."
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"You're fired. You don't use your arms when you tap dance."
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"What's the deal with airplane peanuts?"
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"Well, l'm ready."
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"lf they don't go out today, they're useless."
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"He Frolfs...he scores!"
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"Did you at least pick them up?"
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"Well, get them over here pronto."
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"All right. That's not bad. Now get over here."
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"--if not in your apartment, then in the laundry room..."
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"... or the watch shop!"
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"Look, just because l'm a woman doesn't mean--"
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"...and she doesn't swing her arms when she walks."
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"Catfight."
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"What's that?"
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"...due to a period of extreme inactivity."
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"...l think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."
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"Yeah, that's weird."
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"-l'd like to get some coffee. -Okay."
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"The Summer of George."
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"Summer of George."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah--"
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"l can't believe the Yankees fired me."
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"l gotta give the players most of the credit for that."
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"No, l don't know who was doing that."
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"So when you actually did work, what is it that you did?"
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"l'll tell you, they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe."
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"Here we go."
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"Your latte."
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"Maybe l should ask her out."
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"-She is a good waitress. -lt's true."
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"Yeah, l wrote some jokes for the show and they gave me two tickets."
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"Why didn't you ask me? l know a million theatre jokes."
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"lt's a funny observation."
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"The Yankees are giving me three months' full pay for doing nothing."
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"-Like what? -l'm gonna read a book..."
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"...from beginning to end, in that order."
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"l've always wanted to do that."
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"Frolf. Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee."
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"Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin."
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"l proclaim this ''The Summer of George.''"
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"...the new girl in Accounting."
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"Better call the zoo."
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"What?"
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"Catty."
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"So why am l the one who gets:"
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"Oh, and what about ladies' night? Women admitted free before 1 0?"
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