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Clips from Seinfeld - The Smelly Car (S04E04)

"People always whisper it to the waiter, Excuse me..."
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"...I'm sorry, you're gonna have to give me the doggy bag."
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"...you were at a restaurant when you're not hungry..."
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"How about the doggy bag on a date?"
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"That's a good move for a guy."
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"- Is that bothering you? - No. Not at all."
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"So is tonight the night?"
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"You never know."
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"- I can't believe you ski. - I'm a great skier."
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"Let's see. I ski, I fish..."
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"Because they don't want us."
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"- Renting a video. - Right."
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"Oh, some- some stupid movie."
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"And you didn't expect me to be holding hands with a woman."
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"Are you kidding? I think that's fantastic."
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"Since you and I broke up."
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"So after me, you..."
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"Yes, good to see you too."
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"And good luck with..."
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"Oh, Rochele, Rochele. A young girl's strange..."
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"That'll be $3.49."
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"It'll cost you less to keep it another day, rewind it..."
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"In fact, I went to the car wash..."
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"- Why, is that what he told you? - Yeah. Last night."
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"No. Never."
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"- What do you mean, I stink? - You stink."
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"- So? - Don't you see what's happening?"
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"If it's attached itself to you..."
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"And it's destroying the lives of everyone in its path."
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"- This is unbelievable BO. - I know."
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"...Susan told me she's never been with a guy."
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"There should be a BO squad that patrols the city..."
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"The funny thing is, somehow I find her more appealing now."
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"No, back, back."
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"- Really? Well, I can smell you now. - That's from the car."
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"All right. I give up. I admit it, it stinks."
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"- Yeah, you'll pay for the cleaning? - Yes, $50. I'll give you $50."
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"We had to air out the car."
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"- You should pay for it. - I'm not paying for that."
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"They already got my $7."
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"It clings to everything. Jerry thinks it's an entity."
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"...perhaps I was responsible in some way for your..."
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"I guess."
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"I need, like, 35. Thanks."
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"- Here. - Oh, thanks."
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"If you and Mona were ever to dance..."
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"- Oh, Mona. - Oh, Kramer."
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"Then we put you under a vapour machine, and then a heated cap."
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"Two parts vinegar, 10 parts water. Now, if that doesn't work..."
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"It still smells!"
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"...than anything you can imagine."
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"All right, let me smell you."
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"And now he's taken Mona away from me."
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"Hello."
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"You know, with a broom, and-"
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"She's a golf teacher. So I went to a lesson, and, you know..."
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"I've struck gold! I've already taken six strokes off my game."
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"Look, I know what you're going through."
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"I just don't know what she sees in Kramer."
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"...ever since I saw you holding hands with that woman..."
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"Allison. Hi."
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"- That's strange. - How many miles you got on this?"
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"Twenty-three thousand."
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"And I was looking good too."
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"- This wicked funk. - What?"
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"What is the function of it?"
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"Everything in nature has a reason, has a purpose, except BO."
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"It doesn't make any sense. Do something good..."
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"This is the way the human being is designed. You move, you stink."
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"Why can't our bodies help us?"
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"Go down to the drug store, pick up some odorant and perspirant."
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"When you ask for the doggy bag in a restaurant..."
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"It is embarrassing because a doggy bag means either..."
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"...or you've chosen the stupidest way to get dog food that there is."
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"Let me tell you, if you're a guy and you ask for the doggy bag on a date..."
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"...you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."
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"Please hurry."
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"Look at you. Look what you've become."
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"What? What have I become? I haven't become anything."
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"- ... more minutes? - I don't want to keep him waiting."
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"- Leave me alone. - It's disgusting."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna get married real soon."
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"Guy's got quite a racket. I take you to dinner..."
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"...then drop you at his apartment."
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"And he gets the rest of my chicken."
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"Thank you, brother."
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"What, do you smell something?"
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"Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling?"
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"- Of course I smell something. - What is it?"
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"I think its BO."
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"It's BO. The valet must've had BO."
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"It can't be. Nobody has BO like this."
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"Jerry, its BO."
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"But the whole car smells."
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"- So? - So when somebody has BO..."
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"...the O usually stays with the B."
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"Once the B leaves, the O goes with it."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, what else?"
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"...I pillage, I plunder."
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"- You pillage and plunder? - When I travel."
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"See, finally, finally I get to meet a man..."
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"...who pillages and plunders. I'm so lucky."
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"Hey, what do you know? Look at that."
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"A lesbian sighting."
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"They're so fascinating. Why is that?"
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"You gotta respect that."
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"It's Susan! But what do I do?"
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"- Susan. Hi. - Hi."
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"Oh, boy."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"What do you got there?"
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"This is Mona."
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"- Pleasure to meet you. - Yes. Well..."
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"Well, I'll let you two catch up."
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"- You okay? - Yeah. Yes."
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"I just haven't seen you in a long time."
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"Come on, that's great."
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"I've always encouraged experimentation."
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"I'm the first guy in the pool. Who do you think you're talking to?"
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