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Clips from Seinfeld - The Fusilli Jerry (S06E06)

"...call themselves exterminators, but they can't really do it."
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"The best they can do is get the bugs to go to somebody else's house."
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"They just relocate them. You know what I mean?"
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"You could probably walk into an animal-rights meeting..."
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"...and hear a speech like:"
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"Anyway, it's funny."
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"George, I just like to doodle."
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"- Jerry. - What?"
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"You sucked on these and then put them on the plate?"
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"I'm sorry you find me so repulsive."
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"Well, it was very nice meeting you, Shelly."
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"And, Jerry, be careful, there's a lot of nuts out there."
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"- Can you grab my purse? - Yeah."
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"Listen, I used your parents' address in Florida."
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"They're coming into town tomorrow, by the way."
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"No, it's George."
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"Well, they're in."
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"- Take a taste. - No."
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"- Come on, just take a taste. - I don't want it!"
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"I ate someone's pecan last night. I'm not eating your peach."
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"How can I have fleas?"
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"No, I mean, do you like him or do you like him like him?"
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"I don't understand this."
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"This stuff is pretty toxic."
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"Fleas?"
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"- How did you get fleas? - I don't know."
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"Everyone's gotta clear the apartment for two days."
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"...about the masticated pecan incident."
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"- Hey, did you talk to Paula? - Yeah."
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"You see... What?"
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"...there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around..."
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"Oh, so what?"
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"Then at least I could get somebody else."
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"You know what these cost? They're like 80 cents a nut."
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"Judy."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- This is a big step in your career. - Yeah, I gotta go."
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"In the apartment. But we can't go in. It's being fumigated."
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"Kramer, they're fumigating. There's toxic gas in there."
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"- My manuscript? - How do you feel?"
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"I gotta get out of the building."
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"I couldn't find it anywhere."
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"- Yeah. - Let me see those."
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"Newman!"
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"You gave me fleas. I know it and you know it."
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"Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair."
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"...is that they irritate the skin."
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"Up your legs, up your spine, up your back..."
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"Oh, that feels good."
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"I'm next."
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"This champagne's gone flat."
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"...and I could wear sneakers and jeans."
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"All right."
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"...so I didn't think there would be a problem."
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"- What's the matter? - I forgot my toothbrush."
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"Unbridled enthusiasm?"
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"It's the real deal."
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"She's seen you in this thing?"
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"This is fantastic."
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"Fifteenth. Yes! Last day for the Mackinaws. I can still make it."
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"These pest-control companies..."
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"They're bug realtors is what they are."
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"I think you'll be happy here. There's a lot of crumbs, not much light."
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"They usually sleep through the night, so you'll have your run of the place."
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"Nobody cares about killing insects. Even animal-rights people don't care."
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"The only way to stop the cruelty of the scientific testing on animals..."
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"Got him."
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"- is to boycott these companies."
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"Paula and I actually met because of Elaine."
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"Elaine is in my drawing class."
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"- And I went there one day to see... - A nude model."
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"- if Elaine wanted to go get some coffee."
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"You know, I once went out with a nude model."
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"Never let me see her naked."
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"Hundreds of people see her naked every week except me."
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"Needless to say, it was quite vexing."
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"- Are you through? - Yeah."
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"So I started to compliment Elaine on her sketches..."
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"...and it turns out they're Paula's."
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"Dropped my napkin."
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"- What are you doing? - What?"
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"She had those nuts in her mouth. She just spit them out."
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"You... You ate these?"
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"Well, I didn't know you were gonna eat them."
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"Still."
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"No, no, I don't. I mean, don't be silly."
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"- Yeah. - It's just..."
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"Well, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll just go to the ladies' room."
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"Oh, man, did you see that?"
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"I ate discarded food."
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"- Well, I've done that. - Yeah, but with you it's intentional."
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"This is like semi-digested foodstuff."
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"The next stop is the stomach, and you can take it from there."
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"Oh, excuse me. Just a second."
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"Yeah, that's gonna make a big difference."
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"Hey, this is dating. You can't leave anything to chance."
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"You think Shelly's upset that I made a big deal about the pecan?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Thanks. - No problem."
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"Well, Jerry, I guess we should get going."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Do you have everything?"
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"- Don't you see what this is? - It's a doodle."
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"Yeah. A doodle of me."
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"Look at the size of the nose, the ears. All my features are distorted."
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"Oh, it's an affectionate caricature."
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"I'm grotesque."
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"- I look like a troll. - It's just a drawing."
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"Don't you see what this says?"
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"How could you possibly like somebody if you think they look like this?"
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"Hello!"
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"So you know what?"
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"My friend Judy recommended me for a job at Viking Press."
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"- Hey, good for you. - Yeah, but get this:"
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"Viking has a deal with the Plaza Hotel."
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"They've got a two-bedroom suite there for out-of-town clients."
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"- So guess what I did? - Oh, come on."
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"You told them you were from out of town just to stay in the hotel?"
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"I know. I know, Jerry, but it's the Plaza."
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"I've never stayed there. It'll be like a vacation."
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