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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doorman (S06E06)

"And then yesterday, he cancelled on me."
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"- No, come on. Give me the picture. - No, no, no."
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"Well, why not?"
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"What, is there anything wrong with him?"
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"- Hi, Cosmo. - Hey..."
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"Now, you see?"
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"Oh, hello..."
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"I've seen you so many times, and now we can finally talk to each other."
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"What?"
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"All right, I will."
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"Hi, Jerry."
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"- Hi, Joan. - How you doing?"
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Hi, Louise."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Costanza. We were trying to get in touch with you."
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"Wendy can't make her appointment."
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"You know, it's all one-way."
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"Yeah, but it's only three blocks."
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"All right. Well."
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"I've never heard of anything like this."
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"I just can't do it. It's nothing personal."
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"It's just that I'm not really able to do it. Thank you for your cooperation."
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"No proof? We'll get him."
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"He's a crook. Sooner or later he'll slip up."
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"Well, don't you worry, buddy. I made double prints."
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"Hi, Jack."
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"Well, she seems very happy."
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"She met an old friend who used to live next door to her."
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"I had some personal business that day."
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"Oh, I see. So your time is more valuable than mine. Is that it?"
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"You're a delicate genius."
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"...I injured my shoulder Wednesday when you dropped me off..."
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"Sure. Let people suffer while you're shooshing all over a mountain."
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"- Come on, George. - Yeah. Let's go."
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"And you know, you might wanna do something about that hair."
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"His sister?"
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"Well, I said he should give it to me for all the bottles he took."
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"Well, that's very interesting."
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"...I just met an old acquaintance of yours. You remember Buddy."
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"Give us a kiss. Don't be like that. I made a mistake."
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"Nobody wants you here. Nobody!"
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"I gotta go down to the corner, but-"
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"I know, but, you know, I got a little problem."
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"It's terrible. No, we're done."
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"- Hey. - Hi, Cosmo."
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"I was thinking about hair..."
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"...and that the weird thing about it..."
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"Think they do the flamenco?"
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"I would think."
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"...ask her if she's free for dinner and a flamenco."
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"Hello. Oh, hi, Nana. What?"
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"Oh, all right. Okay, don't worry about it."
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"Okay, I'll see you later. All right, bye."
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"They should make it in a tube."
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"- Like toothpaste? - Yeah."
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"- There's a squeeze ketchup. - I've seen squeeze mustard."
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"- I don't see the difference. - There's a difference."
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"- It's subtle. - It's subtle?"
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"Hey, isn't Elaine supposed to meet us?"
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"What?"
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"Really? I never heard you say you admired me for anything."
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"Oh, don't slough that off. You have great hearing."
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"You know, I got this little swelling right here."
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"It's kind of painful. What do you make of that?"
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"- Nice meeting you. Bye. - Bye, Wendy. I'm sorry."
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"- What did you do that for? - What?"
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"She doesn't wanna have to deal with that outside the office."
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"George, you got a little something right here."
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"That was my last kiss hello. I am getting off the kiss program with her."
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"- Why? - Well, you know, frankly..."
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"I'm not thrilled with the handshaking either, but one step at a time."
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"I mean, she looks like something out of an old high school yearbook."
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"You should say something to her."
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"- Yeah. - Well, just tell Kramer to tell her."
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"- ... in the lobby of our building. - Why?"
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"Everyone will know everybody's name. People are gonna be a lot friendlier."
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"Kramer, I don't wanna stop and talk every time I go in the building."
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"- Hello, Jerry. - Hi, Nana."
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"- Jerry, would you give me the bottle? - Uncle Leo."
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"All right. Take it."
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"Buddy? He lived next door to us 45 years ago."
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"- What's going on here? - Nothing, nothing."
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"- What for? - Well, I'm making out my will."
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"Oh, I got a big slice of dough for you, buddy..."
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"I told you, forget it."
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"I'm gonna get your picture, and you're gonna participate in my program."
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"No reason. Just wanna see you again."
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"Hey, Mom, let me ask you a question."
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"Do you remember when you were a kid..."
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"- Hi, Wendy. - Oh, hi, Jerry."
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"There you go."
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"People freak out, There was a hair in the egg salad."
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"Say it's Saturday night in Spain. They go out dancing."
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"You don't flamenco on the first date."
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"I have to open a bottle of ketchup for her."
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"- So, what, no lunch? - No, we have time."
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"There's gotta be an easier way to open ketchup."
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"- I've never seen squeeze ketchup. - If they make squeeze mustard..."
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"...doesn't it stand to reason they make squeeze ketchup?"
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"She's with her friend Wendy."
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"Wendy? Is that the physical therapist?"
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"Yeah. I'm on a kiss-hello program with her."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Every time I see her..."
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"...I gotta kiss hello. I did it once on her birthday."
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"- Hey. - I'm down to one kiss hello."
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"- My aunt Celia. - That's fortunate. I really admire that."
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"- Did you ever meet George? - Wendy."
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"- You're a physical therapist, right? - Yes."
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"- George- - Have you tried heat and ice on it?"
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"Oh, that- That really seems like a lot of trouble."
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"You could come by my office later. I could work on it for you."
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"- Oh, thank you. - Well, I'll see you guys later."
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"I still don't see why I can't ask her about my arm."
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"She's a physical therapist."
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"- Why not? - Because it is what she does."
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"I love these people. You can't ask them questions."
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"When huge sums of money are involved, the genius can be disturbed."
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"- People think they're so important. - I'm going on record right now."
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"...outside of a sexual relationship, I don't see the point to it."
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"Oh, yeah. I know. It's not very flattering."
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"Yeah, Kramer's the only person who could say something like that."
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