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Clips from Seinfeld - The Voice (S09E09)

"Clearer."
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"They signed me to a one-year contract."
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"- You know this girl Claire I'm seeing? - Yeah."
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"I'm bored."
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"Talk to me."
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"Hey, Benes."
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"- See you. - Well, that's it."
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"That's beautiful."
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"- Done. - Percentage?"
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"...and the buckle kind of banged against the side of the urinal..."
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"Look at this: They're redoing the Cloud Club."
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"Wait a second."
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"This isn't Cinemax."
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"We fooled around, then we went out, grabbed a little dinner."
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"- What? - You're all the way back."
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"So that's the bedroom. Here's the bathroom."
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"Well, this'll really free up my time..."
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"The idea is a rubber bladder inside the tanker..."
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"- So you gonna leave? - Oh, no. I'm invigorated."
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"- Really? When? - Ten minutes."
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"- Do you need directions? - No, I don't."
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"Hello, Darin, this is Jerry from Jerry's office."
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"Oh, look at that."
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"Then they sent some guys in to sandblast for six hours."
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"We can see each other."
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"Mending chicken wire?"
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"Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary."
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"What is this?"
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"Jerry, buddy, I gotta tell you something. That voice is played."
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"What about the tanker bladder system?"
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"All right, I'll do it."
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"Fine."
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"Attention, Play Now employees."
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"...is now open to all employees and their families."
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"It's a drum of oil."
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"Why don't we test your bladder system at my office?"
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"That was a doozy."
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"I'm gonna go get some popcorn."
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"- So how did it end? - They got away."
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"Listen, David, I've gotta run. Can you lend me 50 bucks?"
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"I got it."
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"...that some day I'd be standing here..."
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"...I would've said you were crazy."
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"Claire's right underneath that thing."
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"Bombs away."
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"Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?"
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"- Hey, look who's here. Puddy. - My Puddy?"
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"- We broke up. - And yet he continues to live."
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"- How are you? - I'm doing great."
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"Great."
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"You two are back together."
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"- What? - The bump-into."
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"The bump-into, always leads to the backslide."
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"David and I will not be getting back together."
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"Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine."
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"You can't do it in one push."
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"You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over."
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"What about you? You were even engaged..."
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"...and you cut it off just like that."
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"That's different. I had no feelings for those people."
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"But you, you'll backslide."
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"- You wanna bet? - Stakes?"
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"- Fifty. - Dollars?"
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"- All right. Witness? - Witness."
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"- No. - No."
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"- So I'll call you tonight? - Yeah."
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"What's wrong with the belt?"
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"At the movies last night, I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled wildly..."
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"...so that's it."
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"- So you're insane. - Oh, yes. Quite."
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"- Hello. - Of course, it's a sliding scale."
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"See you later."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"The restaurant on the Chrysler Building?"
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"- Good idea. - Of course it is. It's my idea."
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"I conceived this whole project two years ago."
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"Which part? The renovating the restaurant you don't own part..."
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"...or spending the 200 million you don't have part?"
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"I come up with these things, I know they're gold..."
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"...but nothing happens. You know why?"
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"No resources, skill, talent, ability, brains-?"
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"It's all these menial tasks."
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"Laundry, grocery shopping, coming in here and talking to you."
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"Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?"
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"I could ballpark it."
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"Hello."
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"Here we go. Now she comes in. My whole day is shot."
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"I called you last night. Where were you?"
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"I went out with a friend."
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"- George? - No. No. No."
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"Well, I was here. That's everyone."
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"Are those the same shoes as yesterday's?"
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"You know, I wear these shoes all the time."
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"Your hair, it's somewhat depoofed."
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"Oh, it's the new look, you know?"
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"Heroin chic."
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"- What's going on here? - Nothing."
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"Nothing!"
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"You're wearing the same clothes as yesterday."
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"- You saw Puddy. - Oh, hoochie-moochie."
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"It was an isolated sexual incident."
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"- We are not back together. - Then what do you call it?"
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"People don't just bump into each other and have sex."
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"It was no big deal, okay?"
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"Dinner? That's it."
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"Sex, that's meaningless. I can understand."
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"Dinner, that's heavy. That's an hour."
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"2.9-percent financing on a Toyota one-ton."
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"That was my idea too!"
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"- Good morning. - Go to hell."
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"- Hi, Alice. That's a nice dress. - Don't even look at me."
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"- Hey, Glenn. - Go to hell."
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"Heard that one already."
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"You need to familiarize yourself with the kitchen."
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"- And you are...? - Oh, hey, I'm Darin. I'm new here."
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"Yeah, that's Jerry. You don't have to worry about him."
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"Why don't you go and get started on that mail?"
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"- Right. - Okay, good."
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"He's a go-getter."
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"- Who's he? - My intern from NYU."
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