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Clips from Seinfeld - The Watch (S04E04)

"He has this power over me, okay?"
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"He has this way of manipulating every little word that I say."
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"Tell this guy you're seeing somebody else. That's the easiest way."
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"My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!"
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"I found it in the garbage can."
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"Are they typing in the crow's-nest of a clipper ship?"
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"I don't understand this jeweler, Jimmy Sherman."
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"If you don't think she's beautiful, something's wrong."
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"She's pretty. She's not beautiful."
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"I told you to take the offer."
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"I was quoting him. Why would I be insulted? I'm never insulted."
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"- He just says no, and that's it? - Yeah, that's the way Russell is."
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"I can't give you his address."
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"- Give me that address. - Hey, give me that!"
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"They're interested in stuff like that."
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"...we would appreciate it if you would cease and desist..."
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"If not, I can assure you, doctor, that I can make things unpleasant for you..."
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"Try our mousse. It'll change your life expectancy."
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"No, thanks. Just the check."
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"- What? - Why didn't you didn't flirt?"
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"You're a comedian. Couldn't you come up with something?"
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"- Dad. - Will you stop it. Jerry, let go."
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"- You're out of your mind. - You don't even have a wallet."
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"How the hell am I gonna pay for this?"
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"Uncle Leo, I hope I wasn't rude that day I bumped into you on the street."
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"I got plenty of friends in show business."
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"Well, I haven't seen too many like these."
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"You don't understand. I can't allow my son to pay for me."
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"Why don't you just let him pay, and then you can pay him back."
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"Just go."
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"Look, stairs in an apartment. All my life I dreamed about..."
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"Jerry. Yeah. Jerry's a friend of mine."
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"All right, look. We're people, you and me."
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"Thirteen thousand, and I never came up here. We never talked."
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"- Mr. Costanza. - All right. That's it."
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"- Thank you for coming in. - Thank you."
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"Oh, really?"
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"- You are absolutely right. - I'm glad we agree."
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"I can't believe I'm doing this. I never do stuff like this."
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"...as I understand it is to get your price to go up."
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"- Morty, always a pleasure. - Yes."
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"He lost all that cash. It was the only way I could give it back."
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"- It's Velcro. - You're kidding."
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"Who needs this? Leo, let's go."
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"The main difference between women's and men's wallets is the photo section."
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"Every picture's out of date. You know what I mean?"
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"Here's 56 people that know me."
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"Here's what happened last week."
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"George and I went up to NBC, and we told them the idea for the series."
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"We're waiting to sign the contract."
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"- Jerry, I want you to sign that contract. - We're gonna sign it."
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"In fact, George is out with the woman from NBC right now."
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"I'm afraid we're gonna have to pass."
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"- You're passing? - Well, it's much too low."
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"That's it for this piece of junk. I've had it."
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"- Is it the one your parents gave you? - It never works."
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"- Where's that watch we bought you? - It's at the jeweler."
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"I would like somebody to hit me."
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"What's the matter with this Davola guy?"
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"Cuban cigars. It's a present from my father."
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"- Here you go. - What, cigars?"
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"Yeah, Cubans."
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"- What's wrong? - The Velcro."
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"I can't stand Velcro. That tearing sound."
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"Negotiation. This is what you do in business."
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"- Leave all my stuff here? - Leave it."
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"He's like a Svenjolly."
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"His name is Kramer."
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"I want you to tell this young man to give me a call."
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"Where did you get that watch?"
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"What kind of an idiot throws away a perfectly good watch?"
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"It's an entire industry of bad gifts, all those executive gifts."
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"Any stupid, goofy, brass, wood thing."
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"They put a piece of green felt on the bottom."
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"It's a golf, desk, tie and stress organizer, Dad."
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"Well, to me, nothing compares with the paperweight as a bad gift."
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"There's no better way than a paperweight to express to someone..."
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"...that, I refuse to put any thought into this at all."
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"Where are these people working that papers are blowing right off of desks?"
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"Are the desks screwed to the back of a flatbed truck going down the highway?"
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"What do you need a paperweight for?"
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"He brings a watch, takes over a week to fix it. He fixed yours in one day."
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"Oh, you know these jewelers. They're enigmas."
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"They're mysteries wrapped in a riddle."
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"- She's very attractive. - She's okay."
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"- Just okay? - She's nice."
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"- She's better than nice. - She's all right."
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"- She's beautiful. - She's not beautiful."
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"- I think she's beautiful. - So you ask her out."
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"- I'm not gonna ask her out. - Why not?"
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"I should drop dead if she's not beautiful."
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"- I think that's a little extreme. - She's all right."
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"Two exact same watches. He tells you a week and him a day."
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"How could that be?"
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"Something's fishy about this."
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"- The hell with them. - The hell with them?"
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"- Those were his exact words. - Oh, boy."
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"He said, We've got 500 shows to choose from."
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"Why should we give two guys with no idea or experience more money?"
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"He was pretty emphatic?"
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"- He pounded on his desk. - He pounded?"
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"Look, I had nothing to do with this. It wasn't my decision."
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"It was Jerry. Jerry told me. I'm the creative guy."
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"- He handles the business end. - You said it was insulting."
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"You could call me baldy, dump soup on my head. Nothing insults me."
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"- Well, there's nothing I can do. - Don't they make a counteroffer?"
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"How can he just cancel the deal? What kind of a maniac is this guy?"
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"- He doesn't like to play games. - He has to play. He can't not play."
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"We're playing."
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"I gotta see him. How do I get in touch with him?"
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"- You'll have to wait till Monday. - No. I can't wait till Monday."
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"That's impossible. I gotta talk to him now. Where does he live?"
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"He just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it."
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"So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay?"
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"- Can you do that? - Yeah, I'm your boyfriend. Yeah."
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"- Okay. - Have we been intimate?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate."
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"All right, how often do we do it?"
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"Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think..."
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"...he's going to ask..? - He's a psychiatrist."
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