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Clips from Seinfeld - The Soup (S06E06)

"No baron has ever owned a LeBaron."
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"The Supra or the Impreza. Yeah?"
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"So, George, you sure I can't show you any other cars?"
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"N.I., not interested."
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"You, my friend, are gonna be invited to his night-before-Thanksgiving party."
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"Did you get the Volvo?"
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"...runaway train."
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"If they don't get business, they'll shut down and make way..."
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"- All right. Take them. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Kramer, without you, we'd be out of business."
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"It looks dangerous. You should call an electrician."
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"Congratulations to Wayne Hopper for identifying it."
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"By doing so, he becomes our seventh person..."
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"Why would you wanna hold the ropes from the Woody Woodpecker balloon?"
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"...that he thought were associated with the common man."
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"All right. Okay. I'll do the best I can."
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"Well, Elaine? Do you know it? What song is it?"
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"Oh, I've got it!"
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"- You don't think he really owned it? - I don't know."
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"Oh, look at this. I stepped in gum."
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"Everybody's talking at me"
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"Just driving round In Jon Voight's car"
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"Hey, where's all my sneakers?"
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"- You said take them. - Not all of them."
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"- Well, why not? - They're uncomfortable."
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"Oh, stop it."
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"- What? - No. Nothing."
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"- No, what is it? - No, it's just that I didn't get one."
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"Why would you call someone for addresses..."
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"- Get out! - And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard."
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"Hey, cowboy."
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"- Did they take anything? - They didn't touch me."
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"Yeah, that's possible."
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"Subtle."
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"Know what? The hell with this party."
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"Well, I saw Mom and Pop this morning..."
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"So Mom and Pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood..."
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"I guessed Stan Herman's Boomtown Blues."
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"Everybody knows that."
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"You know when they're giving out the passes?"
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"Taxi! Taxi."
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"Jon Voight! Hey, listen."
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"Can I ask you something? Listen. Do you..? Wait..."
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"I think I chipped a tooth when I fell yesterday."
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"How am I gonna feel if I show up..."
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"No. But I ran into somebody you might be interested in."
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"You've got that pencil with the bite marks on it?"
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"We get a trained eye to match them, and we'll see if you're driving his car."
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"Oh, please."
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"...and Kramer's gnarled arm?"
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"All right. Forget it."
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"Listen, we don't wanna bother you. We know you're busy."
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"Did you say, Jerry, I didn't think you'd show..."
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"Thanks."
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"Could you tell if teeth marks on somebody's arm..."
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"- Jon Voight, the actor? - No."
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"Can't this wait until Monday? Come by my office."
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"It's this one here in the back."
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"You popped Woody Woodpecker!"
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"Looks like Woody Woodpecker is running out of air."
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"...but a really strange thing happened."
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"Okay, thank you very much."
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"I found Mom and Pop. They're selling my sneakers."
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"Maybe we should get you to a hospital."
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"Is that why they do it? People try and get away."
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"...and those little trains that go through amusement parks."
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"I've never seen these people before in my life..."
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"Car names are so stupid, aren't they?"
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"Or the Ford LTD."
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"LTD. Limited. It's a limited edition."
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"What did they make, 50 million of those?"
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"Yes, it's limited to the number we can sell."
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"Or when they try and mangle a positive word into a car name."
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"You know how they'll do that? The Integra."
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"Oh, integrity? No, Integra."
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"Well, I hope it's not a lemona."
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"Or you'll be hearing from my lawya."
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"I don't think so, Vic."
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"Done my homework."
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"'89 Volvo. That's the car for me. It's the one I want."
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"I got a LeBaron convertible right here."
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"Got a few more miles on it, but the previous owner was Jon Voight."
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"Jon Voight?"
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"Okay, Tim, you're welcome."
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"- Was that Tim Whatley? - Yes, it was."
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"He wanted your address."
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"He's got that great apartment on 77th Street..."
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"...and they overlook where they inflate all those huge balloons..."
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"...for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade."
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"I have always had a big crush on Tim. Why can't he ask me out?"
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"He's a dentist. You don't wanna go out with a dentist."
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"- Why? - He'll always be criticizing..."
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"...your brushing technique. It'll drive you crazy."
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"Away from the gums."
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"New car!"
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"Hey!"
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"No, I decided to go with an '89 LeBaron."
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"A LeBaron?"
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"I thought Consumer said Volvo was the car."
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"What consumer? I'm the consumer."
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"Seems like a strange choice."
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"Well, maybe so."
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"But it was good enough for Mr. Jon Voight."
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"- Jon Voight? The actor? - That's right."
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"He just happened to be the previous owner of the vehicle."
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"You bought a car because it belonged to Jon Voight?"
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"No. No."
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"I think yes, yes."
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"You like the idea of telling people you're driving Jon Voight's car."
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"All right, maybe I do. So what?"
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"I've never even seen him in a car. I mean, look at his movies. No cars."
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"Deliverance, canoe."
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"Midnight Cowboy, boots."
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"Runaway Train..."
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"Hey. Jerry, you know that shoe repair place at the end of the block?"
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"...for one of those gourmet coffee or cookie stores."
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"- I like coffee. - I like cookies."
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"Well, of course you do. And you know why?"
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"It's your go, go corporate-takeover lifestyles..."
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"...that are driving out these mom-and-pop stores..."
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