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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Woman (S06E06)

"I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, Yeah, they're okay."
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"I mean, I don't know how they missed it."
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"Don't worry, I can manage these bags."
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"I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow in."
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"I assume he's not a high-talker."
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"Whenever he answers the phone, he won't put Noreen right on."
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"Oh, yeah, it is. Should we say hello?"
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"Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?"
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"You're right, it is strange."
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"In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street."
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"Hey, it's George."
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"I got nothing to say."
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"I'm sorry. I must have dialled the wrong number."
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"Yes, I am calling George."
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"Well, what do you know."
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"- Hi. - So listen..."
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"I'm going through this stuff like water."
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"You know, I dig Asian women."
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"- I thought you wore silk underwear. - No."
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"I got a date."
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"She saw me at a club one time."
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"No, why should I? I wear boxers."
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"Never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
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"A lot of women!"
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"We're facing extinction."
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"What's he doing in the city today?"
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"...a man in a cape."
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"Was my father wearing a cape?"
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"No, jacket and tie. No cape."
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"What was a man with a cape doing with my father?"
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"But I've always worn Jockeys."
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"Well, you can just tell her I called then, and-"
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"Yeah, I tip 20 percent too."
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"...so I'm gonna have to get off the phone."
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"- You mind? - No, go ahead."
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"Jerry."
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"No. What, you mean because of the Chang?"
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"The family name wasn't originally Chang."
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"...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen."
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"Hey, what is that?"
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"Boxers! How do you wear these things?"
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"Jerry, I'm going crazy in these things."
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"There's no mosquitoes."
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"There's plenty of mosquitoes."
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"Heard you were in the city the other day."
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"Elaine, I can see not saying hello."
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"She's very- What's the word? Supercilious."
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"It's getting ridicurous."
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"Ridiculous."
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"I just spoke to your mother before."
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"...that's twice as many visits."
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"And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here..."
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"Hey, Elaine, I heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up."
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"I want you to put in a good word for me. Always had a thing for Noreen."
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"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
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"- Kramer, say it isn't so. - Oh, it be so."
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"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!"
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"So you guys are trying to work it out. That's great."
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"...I don't know about sick."
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"I mean, maybe it was somebody..."
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"I can't believe that was you."
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"- I know. - First you ruin her relationship..."
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"- ... with the high-talker. - Well, I got confused."
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"You bust that up."
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"She was lost."
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"Then you suggest she goes AWOL."
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"...to get back together with him."
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"- Hey. - Oh, Miss Changstein."
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"- Tonight? - Yeah."
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"I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class."
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"There is no way that this is gonna happen. No way!"
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"- He was my lawyer. - Your lawyer wears a cape?"
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"He looks ridiculous in that thing."
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"Come on. Let's not fight."
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"- Confucius, huh? - Yeah."
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"- Elaine was in a rush. - I knew it was Elaine."
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"Kramer?"
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"What, am I too boring for you?"
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"- What, are you insane? - From now on, I'll be calling the shots."
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"Well, I've encouraged her to go back into the Army."
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"And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do."
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"- You're not Chinese? - No."
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"She's not Chinese. I was duped!"
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"Now you're getting a divorce because she's from Long Island?"
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"You couldn't get away with that at other restaurants."
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"Yeah, no one's reading any rolled up messages in a knish."
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"Noreen's late!"
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"- Who are you? - I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."
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"The thing I admire about the Chinese..."
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"...is they're hanging in there with the chopsticks."
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"We're gonna stay with the sticks."
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"Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up..."
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"...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel."
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"Hello?"
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"Shovel?"
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"Really, I'm fine."
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"- Can we rest here a second? - Yeah, I guess."
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"No, but he has the worst habit."
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"You must go through 10 minutes of chit-chat."
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"- A long-talker. - Yeah."
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"He is so boring."
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"Now whenever he answers the phone, I just hang up."
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"All right, let's move it out."
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"Hey, isn't that George's father?"
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"I've never seen him in Manhattan before. It's weird. It's so out of context."
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"That man he's with..."
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"...is he wearing a cape?"
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"Well, it is good cape weather. Cool, breezy."
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"Why a cape? Who wears a cape?"
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"Where do you even get a cape?"
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"Cover me."
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"Just plop it on the counter there."
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"Oh, I got a message."
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"That sounds urgent."
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"Who is this?"
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"Donna Chang?"
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"Isn't that a little racist?"
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"If I like their race, how can that be racist?"
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"Hello?"
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"- Who are you talking to? - He's on with a Chinese woman."
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