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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Woman (S06E06)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 6, Episode 4 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 394 clips
Comedy

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The Stock Tip 1 5
The Ex-Girlfriend 2 1
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The Phone Message 2 4
The Apartment 2 5
The Statue 2 6
The Revenge 2 7
The Heart Attack 2 8
The Deal 2 9
The Baby Shower 2 10
The Chinese Restaurant 2 11
The Busboy 2 12
The Note 3 1
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The Pen 3 3
The Dog 3 4
The Library 3 5
The Parking Garage 3 6
The Cafe 3 7
The Tape 3 8
The Nose Job 3 9
The Stranded 3 10
The Alternate Side 3 11
The Red Dot 3 12
The Subway 3 13
The Pez Dispenser 3 14
The Suicide 3 15
The Fix Up 3 16
The Boyfriend: Part 1 3 17
The Limo 3 19
The Good Samaritan 3 20
The Letter 3 21
The Parking Space 3 22
The Keys 3 23
The Trip: Part 1 4 1
The Trip: Part 2 4 2
The Pitch 4 3
The Wallet 4 5
The Watch 4 6
The Bubble Boy 4 7
The Cheever Letters 4 8
The Opera 4 9
The Virgin 4 10
The Contest 4 11
The Airport 4 12
The Pick 4 13
The Movie 4 14
The Visa 4 15
The Shoes 4 16
The Outing 4 17
The Old Man 4 18
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The Junior Mint 4 20
The Smelly Car 4 21
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The Pilot 4 23
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The Glasses 5 3
The Sniffing Accountant 5 4
The Bris 5 5
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The Non-Fat Yogurt 5 7
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The Cigar Store Indian 5 10
The Conversion 5 11
The Stall 5 12
The Dinner Party 5 13
The Marine Biologist 5 14
The Pie 5 15
The Stand-In 5 16
The Wife 5 17
The Raincoats 5 18
The Fire 5 19
The Hamptons 5 20
The Opposite 5 21
The Chaperone 6 1
The Big Salad 6 2
The Pledge Drive 6 3
Title Season Episode
The Chinese Woman 6 4
The Couch 6 5
The Gymnast 6 6
The Soup 6 7
The Mom and Pop Store 6 8
The Secretary 6 9
The Race 6 10
The Switch 6 11
The Label Maker 6 12
The Scofflaw 6 13
Highlights of a Hundred 6 14
The Beard 6 15
The Doorman 6 17
The Jimmy 6 18
The Doodle 6 19
The Fusilli Jerry 6 20
The Diplomat's Club 6 21
The Face Painter 6 22
The Understudy 6 23
The Engagement 7 1
The Postponement 7 2
The Maestro 7 3
The Wink 7 4
The Hot Tub 7 5
The Soup Nazi 7 6
The Secret Code 7 7
The Pool Guy 7 8
The Sponge 7 9
The Gum 7 10
The Rye 7 11
The Caddy 7 12
The Seven 7 13
The Cadillac 7 14
The Doll 7 16
The Friars Club 7 17
The Wig Master 7 18
The Calzone 7 19
The Bottle Deposit 7 20
The Wait Out 7 21
The Invitations 7 22
The Foundation 8 1
The Soul Mate 8 2
The Bizarro Jerry 8 3
The Little Kicks 8 4
The Package 8 5
The Fatigues 8 6
The Checks 8 7
The Chicken Roaster 8 8
The Abstinence 8 9
The Andrea Doria 8 10
The Little Jerry 8 11
The Money 8 12
The Comeback 8 13
The Van Buren Boys 8 14
The Susie 8 15
The Pothole 8 16
The English Patient 8 17
The Nap 8 18
The Yada Yada 8 19
The Millennium 8 20
The Muffin Tops 8 21
The Summer of George 8 22
The Butter Shave 9 1
The Voice 9 2
The Serenity Now 9 3
The Blood 9 4
The Junk Mail 9 5
The Merv Griffin Show 9 6
The Slicer 9 7
The Betrayal 9 8
The Apology 9 9
The Strike 9 10
The Dealership 9 11
The Reverse Peephole 9 12
The Cartoon 9 13
The Strongbox 9 14
The Wizard 9 15
The Burning 9 16
The Bookstore 9 17
The Frogger 9 18
The Maid 9 19
The Puerto Rican Day 9 20
The Chronicle 9 21
The Finale 9 23
I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, Yeah, they're okay.
"I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, Yeah, they're okay."
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I mean, I don't know how they missed it.
"I mean, I don't know how they missed it."
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Don't worry, I can manage these bags.
"Don't worry, I can manage these bags."
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I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow in.
"I'm thinking of letting my sideburns grow in."
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I assume he's not a high-talker.
"I assume he's not a high-talker."
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Whenever he answers the phone, he won't put Noreen right on.
"Whenever he answers the phone, he won't put Noreen right on."
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Oh, yeah, it is. Should we say hello?
"Oh, yeah, it is. Should we say hello?"
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Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?
"Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?"
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You're right, it is strange.
"You're right, it is strange."
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In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street.
"In fact, let's cross to the other side of the street."
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Hey, it's George.
"Hey, it's George."
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I got nothing to say.
"I got nothing to say."
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I'm sorry. I must have dialled the wrong number.
"I'm sorry. I must have dialled the wrong number."
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Yes, I am calling George.
"Yes, I am calling George."
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Well, what do you know.
"Well, what do you know."
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- Hi. - So listen...
"- Hi. - So listen..."
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I'm going through this stuff like water.
"I'm going through this stuff like water."
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You know, I dig Asian women.
"You know, I dig Asian women."
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- I thought you wore silk underwear. - No.
"- I thought you wore silk underwear. - No."
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I got a date.
"I got a date."
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She saw me at a club one time.
"She saw me at a club one time."
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No, why should I? I wear boxers.
"No, why should I? I wear boxers."
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Never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?
"Never slipped one past the goalie in all these years?"
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A lot of women!
"A lot of women!"
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We're facing extinction.
"We're facing extinction."
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What's he doing in the city today?
"What's he doing in the city today?"
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...a man in a cape.
"...a man in a cape."
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Was my father wearing a cape?
"Was my father wearing a cape?"
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No, jacket and tie. No cape.
"No, jacket and tie. No cape."
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What was a man with a cape doing with my father?
"What was a man with a cape doing with my father?"
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But I've always worn Jockeys.
"But I've always worn Jockeys."
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Well, you can just tell her I called then, and-
"Well, you can just tell her I called then, and-"
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Yeah, I tip 20 percent too.
"Yeah, I tip 20 percent too."
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...so I'm gonna have to get off the phone.
"...so I'm gonna have to get off the phone."
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- You mind? - No, go ahead.
"- You mind? - No, go ahead."
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Jerry.
"Jerry."
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No. What, you mean because of the Chang?
"No. What, you mean because of the Chang?"
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The family name wasn't originally Chang.
"The family name wasn't originally Chang."
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...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen.
"...hanging up because he was having an affair with Noreen."
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Hey, what is that?
"Hey, what is that?"
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Boxers! How do you wear these things?
"Boxers! How do you wear these things?"
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Jerry, I'm going crazy in these things.
"Jerry, I'm going crazy in these things."
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There's no mosquitoes.
"There's no mosquitoes."
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There's plenty of mosquitoes.
"There's plenty of mosquitoes."
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Heard you were in the city the other day.
"Heard you were in the city the other day."
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Elaine, I can see not saying hello.
"Elaine, I can see not saying hello."
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She's very- What's the word? Supercilious.
"She's very- What's the word? Supercilious."
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It's getting ridicurous.
"It's getting ridicurous."
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Ridiculous.
"Ridiculous."
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I just spoke to your mother before.
"I just spoke to your mother before."
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...that's twice as many visits.
"...that's twice as many visits."
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And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...
"And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here..."
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Hey, Elaine, I heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up.
"Hey, Elaine, I heard that Noreen and Paul are breaking up."
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I want you to put in a good word for me. Always had a thing for Noreen.
"I want you to put in a good word for me. Always had a thing for Noreen."
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The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.
"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."
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- Kramer, say it isn't so. - Oh, it be so.
"- Kramer, say it isn't so. - Oh, it be so."
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I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it!"
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So you guys are trying to work it out. That's great.
"So you guys are trying to work it out. That's great."
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...I don't know about sick.
"...I don't know about sick."
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I mean, maybe it was somebody...
"I mean, maybe it was somebody..."
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I can't believe that was you.
"I can't believe that was you."
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- I know. - First you ruin her relationship...
"- I know. - First you ruin her relationship..."
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- ... with the high-talker. - Well, I got confused.
"- ... with the high-talker. - Well, I got confused."
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You bust that up.
"You bust that up."
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She was lost.
"She was lost."
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Then you suggest she goes AWOL.
"Then you suggest she goes AWOL."
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...to get back together with him.
"...to get back together with him."
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- Hey. - Oh, Miss Changstein.
"- Hey. - Oh, Miss Changstein."
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- Tonight? - Yeah.
"- Tonight? - Yeah."
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I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class.
"I just remembered. I'm gonna have to cancel my acupuncture class."
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There is no way that this is gonna happen. No way!
"There is no way that this is gonna happen. No way!"
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- He was my lawyer. - Your lawyer wears a cape?
"- He was my lawyer. - Your lawyer wears a cape?"
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He looks ridiculous in that thing.
"He looks ridiculous in that thing."
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Come on. Let's not fight.
"Come on. Let's not fight."
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- Confucius, huh? - Yeah.
"- Confucius, huh? - Yeah."
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- Elaine was in a rush. - I knew it was Elaine.
"- Elaine was in a rush. - I knew it was Elaine."
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Kramer?
"Kramer?"
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What, am I too boring for you?
"What, am I too boring for you?"
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- What, are you insane? - From now on, I'll be calling the shots.
"- What, are you insane? - From now on, I'll be calling the shots."
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Well, I've encouraged her to go back into the Army.
"Well, I've encouraged her to go back into the Army."
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And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do.
"And she'll have qualified officers telling her what to do."
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- You're not Chinese? - No.
"- You're not Chinese? - No."
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She's not Chinese. I was duped!
"She's not Chinese. I was duped!"
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Now you're getting a divorce because she's from Long Island?
"Now you're getting a divorce because she's from Long Island?"
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You couldn't get away with that at other restaurants.
"You couldn't get away with that at other restaurants."
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Yeah, no one's reading any rolled up messages in a knish.
"Yeah, no one's reading any rolled up messages in a knish."
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Noreen's late!
"Noreen's late!"
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- Who are you? - I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.
"- Who are you? - I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer."
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The thing I admire about the Chinese...
"The thing I admire about the Chinese..."
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...is they're hanging in there with the chopsticks.
"...is they're hanging in there with the chopsticks."
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We're gonna stay with the sticks.
"We're gonna stay with the sticks."
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Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up...
"Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up..."
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...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel.
"...goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Shovel?
"Shovel?"
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Really, I'm fine.
"Really, I'm fine."
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- Can we rest here a second? - Yeah, I guess.
"- Can we rest here a second? - Yeah, I guess."
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No, but he has the worst habit.
"No, but he has the worst habit."
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You must go through 10 minutes of chit-chat.
"You must go through 10 minutes of chit-chat."
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- A long-talker. - Yeah.
"- A long-talker. - Yeah."
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He is so boring.
"He is so boring."
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Now whenever he answers the phone, I just hang up.
"Now whenever he answers the phone, I just hang up."
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All right, let's move it out.
"All right, let's move it out."
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Hey, isn't that George's father?
"Hey, isn't that George's father?"
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I've never seen him in Manhattan before. It's weird. It's so out of context.
"I've never seen him in Manhattan before. It's weird. It's so out of context."
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That man he's with...
"That man he's with..."
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...is he wearing a cape?
"...is he wearing a cape?"
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Well, it is good cape weather. Cool, breezy.
"Well, it is good cape weather. Cool, breezy."
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Why a cape? Who wears a cape?
"Why a cape? Who wears a cape?"
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Where do you even get a cape?
"Where do you even get a cape?"
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Cover me.
"Cover me."
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Just plop it on the counter there.
"Just plop it on the counter there."
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Oh, I got a message.
"Oh, I got a message."
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That sounds urgent.
"That sounds urgent."
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Who is this?
"Who is this?"
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Donna Chang?
"Donna Chang?"
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Isn't that a little racist?
"Isn't that a little racist?"
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If I like their race, how can that be racist?
"If I like their race, how can that be racist?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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- Who are you talking to? - He's on with a Chinese woman.
"- Who are you talking to? - He's on with a Chinese woman."
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