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Clips from Seinfeld - The Friars Club (S07E07)

"And we're back there, Yeah, that's all fine."
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"Thank you. Good night."
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"Here, it's a wedding present."
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"Oh, and Jerry, be careful with it, okay? Be very careful."
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"...your mother and I are not moving to Del Boca Vista, Florida."
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"The thing's canceled. Sit down."
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"When the Costanzas came here, one brother stayed behind."
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"- ... when we were separated. - So you weren't born here?"
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"I don't know why you're getting riled up."
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"Really? Why?"
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"- You know the Three Tenors? - Yeah, Pavarotti, Domingo..."
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"Can I take that box for you?"
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"...when she jammed it in the overhead because of this stupid thing."
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"It came in this funny bottle and there was a guy on the label..."
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"- What the hell are you doing? - Well, I'm salvaging the sauce."
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"What's the matter with you?"
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"Hey, hey, hey, come on. Come on."
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"Why do we need this stuff?"
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"And why do they make them so small?"
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"Where's the punch line?"
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"That's what she had me lug up from Memphis?"
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"Pretty chintzy, huh? Considering the money she makes."
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"Federal Express?"
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"Look, it's personalized. The Costanzas."
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"Maybe your father would be interested in that."
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"You like to gamble, Cosmo?"
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"- Five dollars a game, huh? - I'll break."
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"What's-? What's all this?"
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"Are you two still playing? You've been up here three hours."
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"Oh, forget about it. It's not your cousin."
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"You don't know that!"
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"The other guy."
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"- Problem in the bedroom? - Susan has this doll collection."
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"It's really freaking me out, man."
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"Hey, a dinosaur!"
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"His name was Carlo Costanza."
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"If I could look at your photos, maybe I can recognize him."
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"Unfortunately, those photographs are at home."
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"Not billiard- Not the billiards- It was-"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Right."
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"- Really? - You keep a perfect crease..."
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"...by not sitting in them before the performance."
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"That is..."
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"You see?"
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"It doesn't look exactly like her."
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"Jerry, come on. If my mother keeps shrinking..."
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"- Why don't you just get rid of it? - I tried."
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"I almost threw it down the incinerator. But I couldn't do it."
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"- What's that? - Oh, it's a poster of the Three Tenors."
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"I'm telling you, this one is 10 times better. Don't you believe me?"
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"It doesn't matter to me."
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"- Nothing! - You could just do your material."
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"Why don't you buy a new shirt?"
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"Because I like this one."
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"Oh, hi, Deena."
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"...and yet my pants remain perfectly creased."
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"Oh, I love this piece."
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"Come on, Frank, it's your shot."
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"- I can't make anything. - Because you don't know..."
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"Oh, my God."
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"...I'd be able to get some work done."
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"...of George's mother. It's pretty funny. I'm gonna call him."
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"Hi, Jerry, it's Sally."
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"- Yes. - Don't worry, I'm on the case."
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"Thank you so much, Mr. Camaro."
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"Mr. Casea."
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"He's playing at the Queens Convalescent Center."
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"The Oro-Dent."
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"What-? Why does a toothbrush come in such a big box?"
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"You've been cooped up in this room too long."
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"Oh, beautiful."
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"No, that's the wrong doll."
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"What a sweet gesture. An autographed poster..."
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"Elaine, wait for me after the concert."
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"I wanna know why you took my doll out of the house."
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"- Of course, your mother- - Oh, stop bothering everybody..."
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"Ridiculous? I'll show you ridiculous! Come here!"
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"There."
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"I told you it looked like her."
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"Carlo. It's me, Frank."
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"Carlo? No."
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"What do you know?"
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"The pilot comes on with his announcements:"
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"I'm going over this. I'm going over that."
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"Just do whatever the hell you gotta do. I don't know what the hell is going on."
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"Do I bother him? Do I go knocking on the cockpit door?"
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"- Jerry! - Hey, hey."
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"- Hello? - Right. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"- Oh, so you saw the show? - Saw it? I loved it."
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"And thank you for the free tickets. You are so funny."
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"- Oh, thanks. - No, no, I mean it."
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"- You're very funny. - I believe you."
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"- I am taking you out to dinner. - Oh, I'm sorry, I can't..."
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"- ... I'm going straight to the airport. - Oh, that's too bad."
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"You know what, you have to give this to them for me. Okay?"
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"George, as you may be aware..."
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"- I am aware. - I was wondering, would it be okay..."
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"...if I turned your room into a billiard parlor?"
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"A billiard parlor?"
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"Regulation table with a hi-fi, maybe even a bar."
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"Give it some real authenticity."
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"- Sit down. Join us, please. - Actually, I've gotta get to the thing."
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"Okay."
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"So, Frank, did George ever show you that photo?"
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"What photo?"
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"The photo I took in Tuscany of the man in front of the sign..."
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"- ... that said Costanza. - There's a Costanza in Tuscany?"
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"Did he look like me? Did you talk to him?"
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"I didn't talk to anyone. I was just walking by and saw the sign."
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"I gotta get that picture."
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"- It could be my cousin, Carlo. - Who is that?"
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"I played with his son every day until the age of 4..."
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"No. That's why I could never be president."
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"That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics."
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"There's probably a million Costanzas-"
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"Don't bring me down."
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"- You have another copy of that photo? - No, I don't."
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"- But, well, the Maestro might. - The Maestro? What Maestro?"
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"He's this guy that I went to Tuscany with."
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"He's a great guy, but I just wouldn't feel comfortable calling him."
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