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Clips from Seinfeld - The Checks (S08E08)

"-What is this, a bit? -No."
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"-Because I'm not in the mood. -We're just talking."
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"Great. Thanks."
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"-Elaine. -Excuse me."
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"The man doesn't want a history lesson."
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"That's where he come up with it."
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"-ln his dreams. -All right. Can we go?"
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"Don't know why. There's a one-second clip of me..."
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"-Why? -Elaine's new boyfriend, you know..."
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"So? For a $25 cleaning, I can listen to some pointless blather."
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"-Hello, $1 2. -Excuse me."
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"-Hey, are you folks from Japan? -Yes."
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"You recognize that mug?"
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"Well, I don't know, but something super-terrific, I'm sure."
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"And it wouldn't be impolite to laugh at his antics."
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"Good luck with that."
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"-This is Jerry. -Hi."
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"I'm one kind."
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"-You look like you could use a-- -Jerry."
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"He's upset that I gave Kramer that chest of drawers."
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"Brett, is everything all right?"
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"What is it? Is there someone outside?"
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"...about the guy with the hook hanging on the--"
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"They just cleaned the carpets and left."
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"They could have at least tried."
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"Maybe they thought you looked too smart to be brainwashed."
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"Sounds like you're throwing their money around."
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"See, you should be doing your own show in Japan."
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"Now, they get you."
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"It failed here. Because here every time you turn on a TV..."
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"I got shushed during Desperado."
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"You know, what you need is a song you can share."
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"I like Witchy Woman."
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"Hey, how was the Rainbow Room?"
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"There was a slight monetary discrepancy regarding the bill."
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"Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo?"
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"Elaine, l--"
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"That's Witchy Woman. I thought it could be our song."
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"Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Teddy Padilac, long time, no see."
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"Same thing we had when you bailed on us 1 5 years ago."
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"Bailed? Come on, you knew I wanted to be a comedian."
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"Besides, we had some good times. Remember Tropical Storm Renee?"
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"These guys are ready to run the bases."
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"...the Super Terrific Happy star, Jerry Seinfeld?"
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"-Sure things will pick up for you. -No, it's not that. It's...."
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"Nothing's working for you, is it?"
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"Hey, look at who's here!"
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"Get a good night's sleep, all right, fellas? Big day tomorrow."
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"But they did have a lot of sake in that hot tub."
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"Jerry!"
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"Don't worry, I'll get you out."
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"Doctor?"
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"You seen these commercials for indigestion drugs? Pepcid AC."
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"Tagamet HB?"
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"Whole country's sick to their stomachs."
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"You know you're supposed to take these things before you get sick?"
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"Is this not the greatest marketing ploy ever?"
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"If you feel good, you're supposed to take one."
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"I know that tone. This is a bit."
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"They've opened a whole new market."
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"Medication for the well."
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"All right. Are you done with your little amusement?"
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"Then you admit it was amusing?"
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"It was okay. But move the medication for the well to the front..."
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"...and hit the word good harder."
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"So your firm designed all the furniture in here?"
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"Well, we manufacture it."
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"The original designs are by Karl Farbman."
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"Oh, Farbman."
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"-Do you know Farbman? -Love Farbman."
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"Most people go their whole lives without sitting in a Farbman."
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"Well, if you call that living."
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"Wouldn't it be great if Farbman designed shoes?"
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"Brett? Don't you think that would be great? Brett?"
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"After the song, babe."
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"This song."
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"So when do I meet this jerk?"
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"He's not a jerk, Jer. He only works with Karl Farbman."
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"-Who? -I don't know. Some designer."
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"Anyway, Brett is so generous and sensitive."
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"Last night he was moved just listening to a song."
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"-What song? -Desperado."
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"Desperado? And you're still dating him?"
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"I'll tell you who sounds a little desperado."
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"See that salesman twirling that umbrella?"
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"I invented that."
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"That had to be invented?"
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"When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas."
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"It was my idea to twirl it to attract customers."
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"Oh, really? Well, why don't we ask him about it?"
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"My friend here says that he invented that little twirl you're doing."
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"Elaine, please, it was a long time ago."
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"Teddy Padilac came up with this twirl."
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"I know Teddy Padilac."
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"I worked with him on 48th and Sixth."
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"By the way, you're doing it too fast. You'll disorient the customers."
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"It's the twirling that dazzles the eye."
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"I find it disorienting."
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"Who buys an umbrella anyway?"
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"You can get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans."
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"Those belong to people."
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"Hey. Well, this was downstairs for you."
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"Oh, no, not more checks."
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"They're coming in faster than I can sign them."
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"-What checks? -Oh, you didn't hear?"
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"...in the credits of some Japanese comedy show."
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"Yeah, The Super Terrific Happy Hour."
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"They run it all the time. I'm starting to get these royalty checks."
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"Look at all of those. You're rich."
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"No, each one is for like 1 2 cents."
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"It's barely worth the pain in my hand to sign them."
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"Jerry, you need any new furniture?"
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"...he's giving me this oversized chest of drawers."
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"-It's a Farbman. -He's giving you furniture?"
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"-Who is this guy? -Who are any of her losers?"
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"You're on that list."
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"I gotta go home and open up the house for the carpet cleaners."
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"You know, they're doing my whole place for $25?"
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