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Clips from Seinfeld - The Label Maker (S06E06)

"Fans will be so in love with a player..."
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"- ... getting rid of Super Bowl tickets. - I'm telling you, skip the wedding."
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"Plus, she'd ask about the sleeping arrangements."
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"I haven't even seen her apartment yet. Tomorrow night's the first night."
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"- The dentist? - Is he mad at you for crashing..."
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"- Hi, Tim. - Hey, Jerry."
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"Hey, how'd you like to go to the Super Bowl?"
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"Well, label me thankful."
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"Yeah?"
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"The game of world conquest."
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"Hello, Newman."
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"- Why not leave it at Newman's? - I wanted to. He won't let me."
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"Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination."
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"- Oh, is that a label maker? - Yes, it is. I got it as a gift."
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"No. My Tim Whatley?"
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"He recycled this gift."
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"- He repeated the name of the gift? - Yeah. So?"
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"Oh, tube socks."
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"I guess I'll just get invited up to his apartment..."
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"He did some dental work for me and didn't charge."
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"I love it. This is fantastic."
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"A fan?"
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"This is George."
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"- Nice to meet you. - This is Scott, my roommate."
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"- Hey. - Here. Check out this view."
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"I'm sure I will."
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"- So he's an eligible receiver. - Right."
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"They just put them in the same cage."
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"- Who is in the better position? - Not you."
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"This bizarre Harrad Experiment must end."
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"I gotta find a way to work this out. I love that apartment."
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"You would drape yourself in velvet."
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"- I've said that before? - Many times."
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"You love velvet. You wanna live in velvet."
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"Guess what."
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"Don't you see what's going on?"
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"Oh, maybe he's got no hot water."
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"And you know who's gonna suffer? The little people."
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"You and George."
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"- Are you through? - All right. Fine."
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"They got in a big argument and... it's over."
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"I can't call Tim and ask for the tickets back."
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"He's gotta give you a grace period."
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"There's no grace period."
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"...why can't you de-gift?"
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"Hey, remember those tickets I gave you?"
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"He already made plans. He can't change them."
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"- He can do what he wants with them. - Thanks."
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"- I'm heading over to Bonnie's. - What about the roommate?"
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"The pickle breath is a good start."
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"Hello, Jerry. May I come in?"
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"I won't let you cheat. You're not getting near that board."
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"Jerry, I'm a little insulted."
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"I don't know. Watch it on TV, I guess. Why?"
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"- What's his name? - Tim Whatley."
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"Newman."
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"George."
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"...or are you just letting it flap in the breeze?"
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"Is there any rubbing, touching, finger manipulation on the other person?"
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"What's the outfit? I mean, are you dressing up, or is it come as you are?"
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"A grown woman with a male roommate."
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"- How you doing? - I'm good."
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"Aren't you gonna invite me upstairs?"
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"We'll see."
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"Who goes anywhere with Newman?"
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"What's this plant for?"
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"Oh, I had a little tiff with Bonnie about the roommate."
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"Hey. Guess what."
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"Wait a minute. That's my ticket. You didn't wanna go."
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"Of course he's gonna try and get you alone for the weekend."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Get him."
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"- Downtown? - Right downtown."
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"No..."
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"She rearranged her whole life for you."
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"Yeah, I guess she did."
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"That's a lot of pressure."
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"- He was shouldering. - I couldn't leave well enough alone."
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"I gotta go help tape up all his boxes and get them ready for shipping."
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"Well, here. Take Whatley's label maker."
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"Too bad about that Super Bowl ticket, huh, Newman?"
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"...don't suddenly get lost in the mail..."
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"- All right, I'll see you later. - Oh, hey, Jerry."
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"They're towing my car."
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"- So I guess I'll see you at the game. - Yeah, see you there."
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"Is this a label maker?"
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"But the table, the stereo, the VCR- The velvet couch. Where's the velvet?"
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"...and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation?"
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"I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine."
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"- Elaine, hi. - Don't worry, Tim."
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"I just came by to pick up my label maker."
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"...F. Seat four."
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"Tim couldn't make it. He's in love."
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"I know you wanted to watch the Super Bowl."
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"I just had a pretty wild idea."
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"I believe it's ménage à trois?"
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"George is into it."
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"Oh, really?"
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"First Kramer almost beats me at Risk, but I narrowly escape..."
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"...and then Tim Whatley gives me this Super Bowl ticket."
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"Can you move over at all?"
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"And then- Then, just as I'm about to go..."
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"I got this great mini TV and a VCR."
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"- It's unbelievable. - An inch."
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"Loyalty to one sports team is pretty hard to justify..."
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"You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it."
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"I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling..."
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"...for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city."
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"Boo."
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"Different shirt."
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"Boo."
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"- No. - I can't believe I'm having trouble..."
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"- Go to the game. - I can't."
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"The Drake put me in the wedding party."
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"Well, who schedules his wedding on Super Bowl Sunday?"
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"- Maybe he didn't know. - Let me see."
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"Row F."
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"In front of the G's. Hobnobbing with the D's and E's."
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"Well, wish I could help you."
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"Come on, take them. You could take Bonnie."
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