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Clips from Seinfeld - The Secret Code (S07E07)

"You're waiting for the sound. That's what we're trained to hear."
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"It says very clearly, For your protection..."
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"Why does everything have to be us? Is there no me left?"
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"Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"
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"No one's ever asked. Do you want it? It's Jor-EI."
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"No. No, I am not giving my code to anyone for any reason."
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"- What's the matter with your leg? - My foot fell asleep."
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"They went diagonally from the top left to the bottom right."
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"Sounds great. I'd love to do some TV commercials."
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"I'm gonna do TV spots for Leapin' Larry's Appliance Store."
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"...was steering the back of that big hook-and-ladder."
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"No, no, no. They're taking the West Side Highway."
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"So get a load of this."
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"Yeah, but why? I mean..."
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"...now he wants to take me out to dinner tomorrow."
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"Please, Jerry. Please, please, please."
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"I want you to tell me, George."
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"- My cycles? - I never know what's going on there."
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"- Please. - Anything else?"
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"You know, I've always liked your comedy."
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"I'm sorry for keeping you so long. Again, I apologize for the mess."
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"When I lost my leg in the boating accident last year..."
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"...I got so depressed about this damn prosthetic..."
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"But now, I'm rejuvenated."
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"Let me show you around the store."
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"I just came from Leapin' Larry's. What, making fun of crippled people?"
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"They just don't know what street to take."
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"Where are we gonna eat?"
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"Nobody mentioned anything about Peterman."
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"- No way. - There you go."
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"I don't even know Peterman."
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"Oh, hi, Fred."
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"- We're in Turkey? - Midnight Express, my friend."
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"This is George Costanza."
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"But not to worry. I'll tell the maÓtre d' it'll just be the three bulls."
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"- I got nothing. L... I'm blank. - Come on, George..."
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"Fong, it will just be two this evening."
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"...the Guangia River Market."
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"Fabrics and spices traded under a starlit sky."
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"It's fourth and inches and the Giants are going for it."
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"You know, this is very nice, but I really could take a cab, really..."
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"Nonsense, George."
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"- Fred? - Yeah, and then he stood me up."
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"You're attracted to him because he can't remember you."
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"Shake off the dew, my friend."
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"Oh, man."
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"The doctor seems to think it helps."
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"I don't know. I can't tell her."
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"She's gone."
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"Why didn't you come up with your own?"
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"Oh, come on, just tell me your code already. What is it?"
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"You're a portly fellow..."
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"...can satisfy you. - I gotta go."
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"- What was that? - What?"
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"...she must have been communicating something."
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"Her legacy. A dying wish, perhaps."
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"You wanna come to the fire station with me?"
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"I'm gonna rock their world."
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"No, I didn't."
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"Well, Mr. Kramer, your list of shortcuts is most impressive."
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"The fact is, we feel things are fine the way they are."
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"Come on. I never did get a chance to show you around the store."
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"Oh, sure."
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"- Stay out of this, Kramer. - All right, men, let's move it."
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"Are you okay, cowboy?"
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"- Where do you need to go? - I drive the back of the truck."
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"She couldn't find her pills. I had to go into Brooklyn..."
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"...help her find the pills and they were right in..."
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"...the medicine cabinet. Could you believe that?"
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"Bosco."
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"George."
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"Hey, try the scanner. See if you can pick up anything."
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's the new J. Peterman catalogue. Look, look."
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"It's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret."
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"They got us trained to use the cash machine."
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"We're chickens in an experiment..."
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"...waiting for that pellet to come down the shoot."
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"The here-comes-the-money sound, you know?"
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"It's exciting. Don't you get excited?"
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"It's coming. It's coming."
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"They're giving me money."
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"Hey, I gotta get some cash. I'm gonna run down to the ATM."
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"- Yeah, I gotta grab some too. - I'll get it for you."
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"Just give me your card."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah, just tell me your code."
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"- So why didn't you tell her the code? - No way."
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"George, you're gonna marry this woman, most likely."
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"...do not give your secret code to anyone."
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"So you're taking relationship advice from Chemical Bank now?"
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"Actually, that's the definition of selfish."
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"Have you given your code to anyone?"
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"- Superman's father on Krypton. - Of course."
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"Come on, Georgie, you know you wanna tell me."
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"It's eating you up inside."
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"What if my life depended on it?"
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"If you're in some situation where fast cash will save your life..."
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"...l'll give you the code."
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"- How did your foot fall asleep? - I crossed my legs."
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"I forgot to alternate."
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"- Hey, Jerry, George. - Hey, Fred."
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"- Hey, Freddie. - Foot fell asleep."
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"You're lucky. At least you got something to do."
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"Nice to meet you. Well, I'm out of here. See you, guys."
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"- All right, Fred. - See you."
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"Did you hear that? He said, Nice to meet you."
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"- So? - So we've met before."
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"At Katie Ash's party. We talked for, like, 10 minutes."
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"And he didn't remember you?"
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"- Where are you going? - I gotta go talk to him."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me, Fred."
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"- Yeah. - Hi."
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"You just said, Nice to meet you, but actually we've met before."
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"- We have? - Yeah. Yeah, at Katie Ash's party."
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"What was your name again?"
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"Elaine. You don't remember our conversation?"
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"I talked about how my uncle worked..."
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"...in the book depository building with Lee Harvey Oswald."
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"Not ringing a bell."
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"When my uncle said to him, The president's been shot..."
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