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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pez Dispenser (S03E03)

"Women are convinced..."
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"...in the dating world."
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"Do you hear me? In my life!"
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"All right, I'm sorry. What about her?"
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"You told me you like her. Everything's going good."
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"- Hand me that, would you? - Yeah."
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"I got two extra tickets. You and Elaine could go."
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"You know, she'll see me with my friends."
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"I just bought it at the flea market. You want one?"
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"All right, I think they have fleas there. So what?"
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"- Hi. - What are you doing out here?"
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"Hey, are you still friends with Richie Appel?"
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"He just got back a month ago."
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"It's a very popular thing now."
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"What are you, a baby?"
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"The guy that used to bartend at the comedy club."
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"- How's he doing? - He's good."
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"Could we cut to the chase?"
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"These are my friends, Elaine and Jerry. Noel."
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"...put something stupid on her leg."
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"Probably someone is holding her back..."
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"I don't feel like it tonight."
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"Good. I feel good. Fine. That's fine. That's good."
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"You know, I think Kramer might have been indirectly responsible..."
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"...for getting Richie involved in drugs."
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"What? How?"
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"You couldn't get anything by him. He was unbelievable."
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"He caught a cold, developed pneumonia, a month later..."
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"All the comedians were happy..."
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"...because he's one of these club owners nobody liked."
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"Can I get in on that?"
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"Okay."
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"Well, it's over. It's definitely over."
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"Lunch is fine at the beginning, then you move on to dinner."
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"I need hand! I have no hand!"
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"Okay, I'll think about you."
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"...when you first come home from the beach?"
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"Well, I want to make a cologne that captures..."
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"It's an objectionable, offensive odour."
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"John, shouldn't we rehearse this..."
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"If he's not gonna talk, then I don't want to."
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"- No, we all have to talk! - What's the order?"
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"- What are you doing here? - Oh, is it all right if I stay?"
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"Look, you know, I don't really think that this is appropriate right now."
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"- You're getting warm. - Hey, we just..."
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"I've got so much hand, I'm coming out of my gloves."
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"...so the male has pouch envy!"
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"Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing?"
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"You lied to me, George. You lied to me!"
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"Noel!"
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"He's not listening, he's hostile, he's talking back."
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"I can't do these puzzles."
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"He picks it up, he's staring at it."
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"It's like he's hypnotized by it."
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"- Get out. - Nobody's hurt..."
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"- I gave him my PEZ dispenser. - Wow."
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"I can't do those things."
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"But the concept of Jawbreakers- What was the concept?"
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"Let's see if they'll pay to be hurt."
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"Women put on perfume in an interesting way."
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"Ever notice that, guys?"
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"They have their little key, Stratego little areas."
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"Places they think we're going."
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"And they always hit this one."
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"...that this is the most action-packed area that could ever happen..."
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"What is that, ladies? What is happening here?"
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"Is that in case you slap the guy or something?"
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"He still finds you intriguing?"
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"Oh, Chanel!"
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"She's a pianist, a classical pianist! She plays the piano!"
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"She's a brilliant woman!"
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"I sat in her living room, she played the Waldstein Sonata."
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"The Waldstein!"
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"We did a crossword puzzle together in bed."
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"It was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"
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"You know?"
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"Were you talking? I couldn't hear anything."
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"I was telling you about Noel."
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"Oh, Noel, yeah. The one that plays the bongos."
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"So sidesplittingly funny."
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"You think I'm gonna repeat the whole thing?"
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"No, everything's not going good."
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"I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power."
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"Why should she have the upper hand?"
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"For once, I'd like the upper hand. I have no hand, no hand at all."
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"She has the hand. I have no hand."
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"How do I get the hand?"
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"We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get."
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"You gotta get the hand right from the opening."
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"She's playing a recital at the McBierny School."
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"Yeah, that sounds like something."
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"Then afterwards, maybe we could all go out together."
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"She'll observe me as I really am, as myself."
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"Maybe I can get some hand that way."
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"- Oh, hey. - Hey."
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"- What? - Smell it. Smell it."
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"With all due respect, I don't think so."
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"- Jerry, smell. - That smells good. What is that?"
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"- The beach. - The beach?"
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"Did you go swimming? It's 29 degrees."
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"No, I just joined the Polar Bear Club."
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"- You joined the Polar Bears? - What the hell's a Polar Bear?"
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"I just took my first swim today."
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"- It's invigorating. - Yeah..."
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"...so is shock therapy."
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"- What is that, a PEZ dispenser? - Yeah. You want one?"
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"Hey, what goes on there, exactly?"
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"You don't know?"
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"No, I know. I know."
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"You think they have fleas there, don't you?"
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"- No. - Yes, you do, Biff."
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"You've never been, and you think they have fleas there."
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"- Here, you want this? - You don't want it?"
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"- No, I bought five of them. - Wow, great. Thanks."
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"I don't know how anyone does this. This must be so nerve-racking."
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"How do they warm up their fingers?"
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"They have a piano backstage they warm up on."
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"No. We would have heard it."
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"You think they just crack their knuckles and come out?"
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"- I told her we'd go out afterwards. - Sure."
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