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Clips from Seinfeld - The Hot Tub (S07E07)

"I was doing pushups, sit-ups."
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"This catalogue is all about how to score in a foreign country."
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"Yeah, you do."
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"All right. Back to work."
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"So did you come up with a stupid story..."
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"Yeah, that's him."
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"...paying off little kids to come banging on your door."
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"- Hi, Judy. - Hi, Elaine, how are you?"
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"- I didn't know she was married. - She's not."
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"I bet he got the a.m. -p.m. Mixed up."
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"My money's on the snooze."
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"- Hot tub? - Yeah, it's in my living room."
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"No, man, it wasn't the snooze."
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"Oh, please, man, please!"
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"- Jerry... - It's a simple question."
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"Singing duo, Captain and...?"
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"George..."
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"I'd like you to drop everything. I have this fun little assignment."
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"You're 40 minutes late."
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"- What happened? - I got held up."
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"- Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? - No."
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"I've given him a place to stay, I'll set an alarm..."
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"Shoot."
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"...in that human bacteria frappe you got going there."
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"We said, That son of a bitch doesn't know what he's got in store for him."
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"- Finish your drink? - Oh, yeah, almost. Almost."
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"You a big drinker, George?"
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"...and the person with whom you have chosen to stay is..."
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"You'll be near the starting line, and most importantly..."
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"Hey, so how was the meeting?"
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"- Sons of bitches? - Yeah. That's how they talk."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"That's how they talk in the major league."
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"I can't get my core temperature back up."
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"This son of a bitch is ice cold."
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"Well, listen, you son of a bitch, you know where we are?"
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"Thirty thousand feet above your head, you bastard."
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"Hush up now. I can't hear."
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"Zeke wants to know when you bastards are coming to Houston?"
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"Come on. Come on."
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"- What? - I got the call."
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"- Jean-Paul? - Jean-Paul."
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"That's room 419, 6:50 a.m."
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"But it's a very important wake-up call, and I don't wanna take any chances."
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"Jean-Paul?"
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"I told you about that baby in confidence."
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"Jerry!"
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"All right, I'll be right back."
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"Man, that thing is noisy."
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"He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you."
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"I've been on this street 1000 times."
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"It's never look ed so strange."
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"In the distance, a child is crying."
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"4:02?"
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"8:47? Jean-Paul! Wake up, wake up!"
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"Well, I guess I hit the snooze."
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"Make way. Watch out. I've got a runner here."
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"Get out of the way."
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"- You wanted to see me? - Yes, George, come in, come in."
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"Hot tub."
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"- You want some hot tea? - Oh, no, thank you."
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"I feel bad for the silver-medal winner in the Olympics."
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"I mean, how do you live with that?"
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"How much did you lose by? I don't even know."
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"It was like from now to now. Now to now. Now, now, now."
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"It was... and that was it, I lost."
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"I trained, I worked out, I exercised."
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"I never did anything but exercise for 20 years."
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"I flew halfway around the world..."
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"And that was that. It was a photo finish."
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"Silver, gold."
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"If I had a pimple, I would have won."
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"Can't believe you write for the J. Peterman catalogue."
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"Get this one, I packed my rod and reel."
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"Thirty hours later, lost in the fjord..."
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"...a welcoming smile."
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"Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest."
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"I thought that new promotion was supposed to be more work?"
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"When the season starts."
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"Right now, I sit around pretending I'm busy."
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"- How do you pull that off? - I always look annoyed."
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"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
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"Think about it."
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"- He looks busy. - He looks very busy."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"In fact, Mr. Wilhelm gave me one of those little stress dolls."
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"...for the Himalayan walking shoe yet?"
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"No, I'm completely blocked."
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"In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight."
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"Oh, no."
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"I can't. I got that marathon runner coming in tonight."
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"What marathon runner?"
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"You know, this guy, Jean-Paul?"
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"I met him when I was working at Pendant..."
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"...editing a book on running."
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"- Oh, wait Jean-Paul Jean-Paul. - Yes."
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"He overslept at the Olympics four years ago..."
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"...missed the marathon."
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"He's from Trinidad and Tobago, right?"
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"Yeah, he's Trinidadian and Tobagan."
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"How do you oversleep at the Olympics?"
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"I know. I know."
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"It's like the biggest event of your life."
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"You'd think you'd have six alarm clocks..."
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"This is his first race in three years."
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"That's a big responsibility on your hands."
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"What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility."
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"Well, you gotta wake him up."
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"He'll get up."
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"- I've seen her in your building. - Yeah."
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"And the guy just took off."
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"- Don't say anything. - Who am I gonna tell?"
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"George, we just got the final budget numbers."
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"We went over budget on some of the items..."
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"...but I don't think there's gonna be a problem."
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"I'll let you get back to work, George."
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"He overslept and missed the whole race."
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"- Isn't that amazing? - I'll tell you what happened."
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"I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, and it never came back on."
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"Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock."
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