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Clips from Seinfeld - The Hot Tub (S07E07)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 7, Episode 5 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 391 clips
Comedy

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The Phone Message 2 4
The Apartment 2 5
The Statue 2 6
The Revenge 2 7
The Heart Attack 2 8
The Deal 2 9
The Baby Shower 2 10
The Chinese Restaurant 2 11
The Busboy 2 12
The Note 3 1
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The Stranded 3 10
The Alternate Side 3 11
The Red Dot 3 12
The Subway 3 13
The Pez Dispenser 3 14
The Suicide 3 15
The Fix Up 3 16
The Boyfriend: Part 1 3 17
The Limo 3 19
The Good Samaritan 3 20
The Letter 3 21
The Parking Space 3 22
The Keys 3 23
The Trip: Part 1 4 1
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The Pitch 4 3
The Wallet 4 5
The Watch 4 6
The Bubble Boy 4 7
The Cheever Letters 4 8
The Opera 4 9
The Virgin 4 10
The Contest 4 11
The Airport 4 12
The Pick 4 13
The Movie 4 14
The Visa 4 15
The Shoes 4 16
The Outing 4 17
The Old Man 4 18
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The Junior Mint 4 20
The Smelly Car 4 21
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The Pilot 4 23
The Mango 5 1
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The Glasses 5 3
The Sniffing Accountant 5 4
The Bris 5 5
The Lip Reader 5 6
The Non-Fat Yogurt 5 7
The Barber 5 8
The Masseuse 5 9
The Cigar Store Indian 5 10
The Conversion 5 11
The Stall 5 12
The Dinner Party 5 13
The Marine Biologist 5 14
The Pie 5 15
The Stand-In 5 16
The Wife 5 17
The Raincoats 5 18
The Fire 5 19
The Hamptons 5 20
The Opposite 5 21
The Chaperone 6 1
The Big Salad 6 2
The Pledge Drive 6 3
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The Chinese Woman 6 4
The Couch 6 5
The Gymnast 6 6
The Soup 6 7
The Mom and Pop Store 6 8
The Secretary 6 9
The Race 6 10
The Switch 6 11
The Label Maker 6 12
The Scofflaw 6 13
Highlights of a Hundred 6 14
The Beard 6 15
The Doorman 6 17
The Jimmy 6 18
The Doodle 6 19
The Fusilli Jerry 6 20
The Diplomat's Club 6 21
The Face Painter 6 22
The Understudy 6 23
The Engagement 7 1
The Postponement 7 2
The Maestro 7 3
The Wink 7 4
The Hot Tub 7 5
The Soup Nazi 7 6
The Secret Code 7 7
The Pool Guy 7 8
The Sponge 7 9
The Gum 7 10
The Rye 7 11
The Caddy 7 12
The Seven 7 13
The Cadillac 7 14
The Doll 7 16
The Friars Club 7 17
The Wig Master 7 18
The Calzone 7 19
The Bottle Deposit 7 20
The Wait Out 7 21
The Invitations 7 22
The Foundation 8 1
The Soul Mate 8 2
The Bizarro Jerry 8 3
The Little Kicks 8 4
The Package 8 5
The Fatigues 8 6
The Checks 8 7
The Chicken Roaster 8 8
The Abstinence 8 9
The Andrea Doria 8 10
The Little Jerry 8 11
The Money 8 12
The Comeback 8 13
The Van Buren Boys 8 14
The Susie 8 15
The Pothole 8 16
The English Patient 8 17
The Nap 8 18
The Yada Yada 8 19
The Millennium 8 20
The Muffin Tops 8 21
The Summer of George 8 22
The Butter Shave 9 1
The Voice 9 2
The Serenity Now 9 3
The Blood 9 4
The Junk Mail 9 5
The Merv Griffin Show 9 6
The Slicer 9 7
The Betrayal 9 8
The Apology 9 9
The Strike 9 10
The Dealership 9 11
The Reverse Peephole 9 12
The Cartoon 9 13
The Strongbox 9 14
The Wizard 9 15
The Burning 9 16
The Bookstore 9 17
The Frogger 9 18
The Maid 9 19
The Puerto Rican Day 9 20
The Chronicle 9 21
The Finale 9 23
I was doing pushups, sit-ups.
"I was doing pushups, sit-ups."
Seinfeld
This catalogue is all about how to score in a foreign country.
"This catalogue is all about how to score in a foreign country."
Seinfeld
Yeah, you do.
"Yeah, you do."
Seinfeld
All right. Back to work.
"All right. Back to work."
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So did you come up with a stupid story...
"So did you come up with a stupid story..."
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Yeah, that's him.
"Yeah, that's him."
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...paying off little kids to come banging on your door.
"...paying off little kids to come banging on your door."
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- Hi, Judy. - Hi, Elaine, how are you?
"- Hi, Judy. - Hi, Elaine, how are you?"
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- I didn't know she was married. - She's not.
"- I didn't know she was married. - She's not."
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I bet he got the a.m. -p.m. Mixed up.
"I bet he got the a.m. -p.m. Mixed up."
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My money's on the snooze.
"My money's on the snooze."
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- Hot tub? - Yeah, it's in my living room.
"- Hot tub? - Yeah, it's in my living room."
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No, man, it wasn't the snooze.
"No, man, it wasn't the snooze."
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Oh, please, man, please!
"Oh, please, man, please!"
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- Jerry... - It's a simple question.
"- Jerry... - It's a simple question."
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Singing duo, Captain and...?
"Singing duo, Captain and...?"
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George...
"George..."
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I'd like you to drop everything. I have this fun little assignment.
"I'd like you to drop everything. I have this fun little assignment."
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You're 40 minutes late.
"You're 40 minutes late."
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- What happened? - I got held up.
"- What happened? - I got held up."
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- Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? - No.
"- Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? - No."
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I've given him a place to stay, I'll set an alarm...
"I've given him a place to stay, I'll set an alarm..."
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Shoot.
"Shoot."
Seinfeld
...in that human bacteria frappe you got going there.
"...in that human bacteria frappe you got going there."
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We said, That son of a bitch doesn't know what he's got in store for him.
"We said, That son of a bitch doesn't know what he's got in store for him."
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- Finish your drink? - Oh, yeah, almost. Almost.
"- Finish your drink? - Oh, yeah, almost. Almost."
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You a big drinker, George?
"You a big drinker, George?"
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...and the person with whom you have chosen to stay is...
"...and the person with whom you have chosen to stay is..."
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You'll be near the starting line, and most importantly...
"You'll be near the starting line, and most importantly..."
Seinfeld
Hey, so how was the meeting?
"Hey, so how was the meeting?"
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- Sons of bitches? - Yeah. That's how they talk.
"- Sons of bitches? - Yeah. That's how they talk."
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- Really? - Yeah.
"- Really? - Yeah."
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That's how they talk in the major league.
"That's how they talk in the major league."
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I can't get my core temperature back up.
"I can't get my core temperature back up."
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This son of a bitch is ice cold.
"This son of a bitch is ice cold."
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Well, listen, you son of a bitch, you know where we are?
"Well, listen, you son of a bitch, you know where we are?"
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Thirty thousand feet above your head, you bastard.
"Thirty thousand feet above your head, you bastard."
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Hush up now. I can't hear.
"Hush up now. I can't hear."
Seinfeld
Zeke wants to know when you bastards are coming to Houston?
"Zeke wants to know when you bastards are coming to Houston?"
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Come on. Come on.
"Come on. Come on."
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- What? - I got the call.
"- What? - I got the call."
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- Jean-Paul? - Jean-Paul.
"- Jean-Paul? - Jean-Paul."
Seinfeld
That's room 419, 6:50 a.m.
"That's room 419, 6:50 a.m."
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But it's a very important wake-up call, and I don't wanna take any chances.
"But it's a very important wake-up call, and I don't wanna take any chances."
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Jean-Paul?
"Jean-Paul?"
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I told you about that baby in confidence.
"I told you about that baby in confidence."
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Jerry!
"Jerry!"
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All right, I'll be right back.
"All right, I'll be right back."
Seinfeld
Man, that thing is noisy.
"Man, that thing is noisy."
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He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you.
"He's put his faith in you. He's put his faith in you."
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I've been on this street 1000 times.
"I've been on this street 1000 times."
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It's never look ed so strange.
"It's never look ed so strange."
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In the distance, a child is crying.
"In the distance, a child is crying."
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4:02?
"4:02?"
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8:47? Jean-Paul! Wake up, wake up!
"8:47? Jean-Paul! Wake up, wake up!"
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Well, I guess I hit the snooze.
"Well, I guess I hit the snooze."
Seinfeld
Make way. Watch out. I've got a runner here.
"Make way. Watch out. I've got a runner here."
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Get out of the way.
"Get out of the way."
Seinfeld
- You wanted to see me? - Yes, George, come in, come in.
"- You wanted to see me? - Yes, George, come in, come in."
Seinfeld
Hot tub.
"Hot tub."
Seinfeld
- You want some hot tea? - Oh, no, thank you.
"- You want some hot tea? - Oh, no, thank you."
Seinfeld
I feel bad for the silver-medal winner in the Olympics.
"I feel bad for the silver-medal winner in the Olympics."
Seinfeld
I mean, how do you live with that?
"I mean, how do you live with that?"
Seinfeld
How much did you lose by? I don't even know.
"How much did you lose by? I don't even know."
Seinfeld
It was like from now to now. Now to now. Now, now, now.
"It was like from now to now. Now to now. Now, now, now."
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It was... and that was it, I lost.
"It was... and that was it, I lost."
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I trained, I worked out, I exercised.
"I trained, I worked out, I exercised."
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I never did anything but exercise for 20 years.
"I never did anything but exercise for 20 years."
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I flew halfway around the world...
"I flew halfway around the world..."
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And that was that. It was a photo finish.
"And that was that. It was a photo finish."
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Silver, gold.
"Silver, gold."
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If I had a pimple, I would have won.
"If I had a pimple, I would have won."
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Can't believe you write for the J. Peterman catalogue.
"Can't believe you write for the J. Peterman catalogue."
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Get this one, I packed my rod and reel.
"Get this one, I packed my rod and reel."
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Thirty hours later, lost in the fjord...
"Thirty hours later, lost in the fjord..."
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...a welcoming smile.
"...a welcoming smile."
Seinfeld
Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest.
"Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest."
Seinfeld
I thought that new promotion was supposed to be more work?
"I thought that new promotion was supposed to be more work?"
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When the season starts.
"When the season starts."
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Right now, I sit around pretending I'm busy.
"Right now, I sit around pretending I'm busy."
Seinfeld
- How do you pull that off? - I always look annoyed.
"- How do you pull that off? - I always look annoyed."
Seinfeld
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.
"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
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Think about it.
"Think about it."
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- He looks busy. - He looks very busy.
"- He looks busy. - He looks very busy."
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I know what I'm doing.
"I know what I'm doing."
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In fact, Mr. Wilhelm gave me one of those little stress dolls.
"In fact, Mr. Wilhelm gave me one of those little stress dolls."
Seinfeld
...for the Himalayan walking shoe yet?
"...for the Himalayan walking shoe yet?"
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No, I'm completely blocked.
"No, I'm completely blocked."
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In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight.
"In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight."
Seinfeld
Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
Seinfeld
I can't. I got that marathon runner coming in tonight.
"I can't. I got that marathon runner coming in tonight."
Seinfeld
What marathon runner?
"What marathon runner?"
Seinfeld
You know, this guy, Jean-Paul?
"You know, this guy, Jean-Paul?"
Seinfeld
I met him when I was working at Pendant...
"I met him when I was working at Pendant..."
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...editing a book on running.
"...editing a book on running."
Seinfeld
- Oh, wait Jean-Paul Jean-Paul. - Yes.
"- Oh, wait Jean-Paul Jean-Paul. - Yes."
Seinfeld
He overslept at the Olympics four years ago...
"He overslept at the Olympics four years ago..."
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...missed the marathon.
"...missed the marathon."
Seinfeld
He's from Trinidad and Tobago, right?
"He's from Trinidad and Tobago, right?"
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Yeah, he's Trinidadian and Tobagan.
"Yeah, he's Trinidadian and Tobagan."
Seinfeld
How do you oversleep at the Olympics?
"How do you oversleep at the Olympics?"
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I know. I know.
"I know. I know."
Seinfeld
It's like the biggest event of your life.
"It's like the biggest event of your life."
Seinfeld
You'd think you'd have six alarm clocks...
"You'd think you'd have six alarm clocks..."
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This is his first race in three years.
"This is his first race in three years."
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That's a big responsibility on your hands.
"That's a big responsibility on your hands."
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What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility.
"What responsibility? I don't have any responsibility."
Seinfeld
Well, you gotta wake him up.
"Well, you gotta wake him up."
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He'll get up.
"He'll get up."
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- I've seen her in your building. - Yeah.
"- I've seen her in your building. - Yeah."
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And the guy just took off.
"And the guy just took off."
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- Don't say anything. - Who am I gonna tell?
"- Don't say anything. - Who am I gonna tell?"
Seinfeld
George, we just got the final budget numbers.
"George, we just got the final budget numbers."
Seinfeld
We went over budget on some of the items...
"We went over budget on some of the items..."
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...but I don't think there's gonna be a problem.
"...but I don't think there's gonna be a problem."
Seinfeld
I'll let you get back to work, George.
"I'll let you get back to work, George."
Seinfeld
He overslept and missed the whole race.
"He overslept and missed the whole race."
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- Isn't that amazing? - I'll tell you what happened.
"- Isn't that amazing? - I'll tell you what happened."
Seinfeld
I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, and it never came back on.
"I bet he hit the snooze for an extra five, and it never came back on."
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Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock.
"Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock."
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