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Clips from Seinfeld - The Good Samaritan (S03E03)

"...the phone pager, the call waiting..."
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"You're in the car making calls."
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"A guy's trying to get in front of me, has to ask permission. Yes."
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"How could you not give a thank-you wave?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"...and sped off, right on my block."
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"I was driving behind you, you know..."
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"...your- Your left rear tire's a little low."
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"And when she laughed, she'd reach out and touch my arm."
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"Let's not even analyse it."
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"Come on up."
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"...for the rest of your life?"
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"I am speechless."
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"What?"
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"Tell her."
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"Come on. Tell me."
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"Good for you."
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"They should be sent to Australia."
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"All right. Oh, Jerry, we're still on for Friday night, right?"
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"...I hate being at a table alone with a married couple..."
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"His name? His name was- Was..."
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"...Eduardo..."
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"Did you ever see Zorba the Greek?"
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"He was only joking, Michael."
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"But he's such an unbelievable guy..."
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"I said, God bless you. Was that so wrong?"
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"The question is..."
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"- Come on up. - Yes."
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"Whatever."
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"Yeah. Yeah. That's better than God bless you."
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"Why?"
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"- What is wrong? - Hey, hey, wait a minute."
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"It's so adult."
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"The one with the long ponytail, she wears those blue sweatpants."
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"Yeah."
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"The woman belongs in prison!"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"If I didn't do it with you, I would have done it with someone else."
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"...but I-I wasn't here, but I- I have the note right here."
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"...with my teeth!"
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"What car?"
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"Now, let me just see if I've got the scenario right."
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"Michael called me today, and he asked me where Robin was."
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"...and I said that she left a note."
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"You lie! How hard is it to lie!"
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"It's not that hard."
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"- Don't start. - Hold it, hold it, hold it, people."
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"What matador?"
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"Pray tell, what was the young man's name?"
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"Or Ray's Pizza."
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"That's right."
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"You have got some nerve."
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"Thank you."
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"- What did I do? - I talked to Becky Gelke outside."
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"...speakerphone, airline phone, portable phone..."
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"...pay phone, cordless phone, multiline phone..."
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"...call forwarding, conferencing, speed dialling, direct dialling and redialling..."
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"...is that we all have absolutely nothing to say..."
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"...and we've got to talk to someone about it right now."
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"Cannot wait another second."
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"You're at home, you're on the phone."
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"You get to work, Any messages for me?"
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"You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little!"
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"It's bad enough you have a car phone. You have to use the speaker?"
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"It's safer. Plus, it's more annoying to the other person."
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"- Oh, look at this guy. - What's going on?"
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"Go ahead. Get in, get in."
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"- Did you get a thank-you wave? - No, nothing."
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"Hey, buddy, where's my thank-you wave?"
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"Give me that wave!"
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"- Hey, Jerry, are you free on Friday? - Yeah, I'm free. Why?"
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"Oh, God. I bumped into Robin Sandusky today."
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"She asked me to have dinner with her and her husband."
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"You won't believe what I saw. A car just bashed into a parked car..."
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"- You've got to follow that car. - What?"
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"- You can't let him get away with that. - The guy could be dangerous."
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"- What are you, yellow? - I'm not yellow."
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"Jerry, if you don't follow him, you're yellow."
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"- Wait. He stopped. He's parking. - What?"
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"What? I can't hear you. Jerry?"
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"Excuse me."
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"...a few blocks back, and I- I couldn't..."
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"...help... Maybe you didn't realize I-"
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"I-I witnessed that..."
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"That can affect the performance of the twin I-beam suspension..."
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"...not to mention, you know, your rack-and-pinion steering."
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"So I wound up going out for a decaf cappuccino with her."
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"Boy, what a story."
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"I'm speechless, speechless. I have no speech."
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"Love when they touch your arm. I can't get enough of that."
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"- Me either. - Why is that?"
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"- So you didn't turn her in. - I couldn't go though with it."
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"- You gonna see her again? - Friday night."
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"- Yeah. - It's me."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"- Oh, you dig? - Yes."
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"Because great couples always have a great story about how they met."
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"I never had a good meeting story."
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"I wonder if I'm nuts for pursuing this woman at all."
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"I don't think so."
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"Look, she slammed into a parked car."
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"She took no responsibility for mutilating the property of a stranger..."
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"...and then she sped off like a criminal."
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"On the other hand..."
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"...should she never be allowed to date again?"
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"Scratch one car and you're forbidden to have social contact..."
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"What am I drinking, milk?"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- Sweater. - Thank you."
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"So? What happened?"
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"- With what? - With the car."
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"The hit-and-run."
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"Oh, right, right, right."
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"Well..."
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"...actually, the guy went into Queens."
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"Queens?"
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"- You followed him over the bridge? - Over the bridge."
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"Oh, I-I didn't know you went into Queens, Jerry."
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"Yeah, Queens."
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"So? Then what?"
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