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Clips from Seinfeld - The Money (S08E08)

"If big man wants a new scoreboard..."
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"...I don't wanna be the one to tell him no."
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"No one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there."
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"Well, why don't we just put a monitor in the skybox?"
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"Hey, George..."
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"...the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
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""The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.""
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"You got your shrimp."
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"Oh, yes. That's what I should have said."
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"Damn it!"
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""The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp"?"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, but then I said to him:"
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""Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.""
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"Really? That's great. You said that to him?"
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"Well, actually, I thought it up on the way over here."
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"Oh, that's not quite the same."
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"No, no, it's not."
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"You don't know this guy. It would have been so sweet."
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"-I'm gonna grab a can of balls. -All right."
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"Hello. My name is Milos. How can I help you?"
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"I need a can of balls."
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"A can of balls for the nice guy."
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"You don't plan to hit these balls with that racket, do you?"
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"Checking out the staff picks, Miss Benes?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"This Vincent guy, he is the best."
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"He and I have the same taste in movies."
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"Well, Vincent is an art-house goon."
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"I stick to the Gene rack."
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"Gene? Oh, he's so stupid and mainstream."
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"I've seen all of these, so I went with the Kramer pick."
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"The Other Side of Darkness. I never heard of that one."
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"Yeah, it went straight to video."
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"That makes me the premiere."
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"Jerry? Have you ever seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness?"
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"-No. -It's about this woman in a coma."
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"Well, I couldn't finish watching it, so I want you to read this."
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""l, Cosmo Kramer..."
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"...having just seen the movie The Other Side of Darkness..."
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"...and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie..."
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"...hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support..."
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"...feeding machine, lung blower, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.""
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"-Can you do that for me? -I don't know if..."
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"...what you have here constitutes a legally binding document."
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"Well, I'm gonna type it up."
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"Yes, of course, but even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer."
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"Yeah, well, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me."
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"I'm not allowed within 200 feet of his office."
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"I couldn't even give him his Christmas present."
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"Oh, hey, new racket, huh?"
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"Yeah, I wasn't gonna get it, but this guy, Milos, who runs the pro shop..."
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"...he really recommended it."
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"In fact, it's the only racket he plays with."
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"You're not gonna need this anymore."
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"Hey, this is the Z page of my address book."
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"Oh, yeah, I put all your Z's on the weights-and-measures page."
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"Bravo, Vincent. Bravo."
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"-What? -Did you enjoy the movie?"
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"Who is this?"
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"It's Vincent."
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"Of Vincent's picks?"
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"The same."
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"He called you?"
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"Must have got my number off the computer."
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"We ended up talking for like two hours."
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"To a guy you've never met?"
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"Your screening process is getting ever more rigorous."
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"I'm trying to meet him. He's never at the video store."
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"They said he sets his own hours."
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"-Little help! Hey. -Here."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, my God, that guy is terrible."
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"Hey, how come we played at this crummy place instead of your club?"
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"George used up all my guest passes already."
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"-Come on. -Thank you."
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"Here you go."
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"Milos?"
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"Oh, hey. How you doing?"
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"Okay. We should wrap it up here."
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"So he's bad. What do you care?"
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"Elaine, I paid $200 for this racket..."
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"...because he said it's the only one he plays with."
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"He could have played just as well with a log."
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"Hey. All right, I talked to this lawyer guy, Shellbach."
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"He's gonna set me up, but you gotta come with me to be the executor."
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"The executor of what?"
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"Kramer wants to die with dignity."
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"There's a feather in your cap."
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"I don't wanna be a vegetable, Elaine. I just want out."
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"Sometimes in life, the gods smile upon you, my friends."
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"Did you get someone to take that Canadian quarter?"
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"I got another meeting with Reilly..."
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"...a whole new audience, and I bet I can get him to try that line again."
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"Who's Reilly?"
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"George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says:"
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""Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.""
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"Listen to the comeback:"
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""Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.""
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"What? You gotta be kidding me."
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"How about this one? How about:"
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""Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent.""
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"-What does that mean? -Hey, here you go:"
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""Hey, Reilly, the zoo called. You're due back by 6.""
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"No, no, no, you're not helping me."
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"Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll get him."
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"I'm not looking for another line. I got the line."
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"Look, George, just think about it, you know?"
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"You're married, how would you feel if somebody says..."
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"-...they just had sex-- -You see?"
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"This is why I hate writing with a large group."
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"Everybody has their own opinions, and it all gets homogenized..."
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"...and you lose the whole edge of it."
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"I'm going with "jerk store." "Jerk store" is the line."
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"Jerk store. Yes."
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"Did you take this out of the garbage?"
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"It's still got spring in the strings."
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"Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk."
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"How are you gonna be the executor of my living will?"
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"You see, you can't let go."
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"Trust me, Kramer, given the legal opportunity, I will kill you."
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