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Clips from Seinfeld - The Rye (S07E07)

"Well, actually, he's not that way at all."
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"Yeah."
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"- It's surprising. - Yes, it is. It is surprising."
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"- Does that bother you? - No. No, it doesn't bother me."
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"- Sure. Why not? You're there. - Exactly."
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"You said he was coming out of a serious relationship."
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"- I'm loaded up, baby. - All right."
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"A 4-pound can of black olives, that's a staple?"
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"- Hey, Clyde. - Hey, Kramer."
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"- What's happening, dude? - Yeah. Hey, this is Jerry."
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"Well, I'm meeting your in-laws. I think I should look nice."
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"- I don't like that tie. - What's wrong with this tie?"
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"They're wearing wide now."
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"How do you know what kind of ties they wear?"
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"- Go ahead. - Oh, get the hell out of here."
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"George, do you think he should wear a tie like that?"
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"I'll show these people something about taste."
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"...he's in your friend John Germaine's band there."
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"- What? - What if he tells John?"
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"How do you know that?"
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"- I'll give you a hand. - Thanks."
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"...l'd be broke."
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"She's heard of the merlot."
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"The rooster goes with the chicken."
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"- We'll talk about it another time. - But you see my point here?"
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"They're all chickens."
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"The rooster has sex with all of them."
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"And of course, this is Central Park."
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"On, Rusty."
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"Thank God that's over."
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"What kind of people?"
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"Would it kill them to put out a pound cake? Something."
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"- You gotta be stupid to do that. - Your father is absolutely right."
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"The marble rye?"
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"- We forgot to bring it in. - No, I brought it in."
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"You stole the bread?"
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"Those people, that's who. I think they're sick."
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"Deliberate, I tell you!"
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"I tell you what I'd like to do. I'd like to replace that rye."
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"There's something about the clip-clop. They're nuts for it."
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"Of course I'll do it. I'd be happy to."
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"- So I gotta be there at 7? - Just take them out..."
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"- What the hell are you doing there? - That's Beef- a-Reeno."
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"Hold on. Wait a minute."
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"How am I gonna get the rye bread into the apartment?"
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"- It's huge. - I tell you what, I'll bring it over."
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"I'll stop by Schnitzer's, I'll come by right after they leave."
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"...and then you have to come along with your hot and your heavy."
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"- So you think Clyde told him? - He wrote a song about it."
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"It's a bad thing."
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"George, I gotta tell you, this is a very nice gesture."
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"There you go, big fella. That's Beef- a-Reeno."
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"What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o"
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"What have I done? My whole plan is depending on Kramer?"
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"How could I have made such a stupid mistak e?"
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"He'll never show up."
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"Wait a second, that's your last marble rye?"
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"Number 54."
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"I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I have to have that rye."
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"Well, I'm sorry, but you should've got here earlier."
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"...if you could just find it within yourself to give it up..."
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"- You're not getting this rye. - All right. All right."
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"I will give you double what you paid for it."
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"...and I'll be your driver this evening."
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"Well, if we're all set to go, why don't you two hop aboard..."
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"On, Rusty!"
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"- I want that rye, lady. - Help! Someone help!"
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"- Shut up, you old bag. - Stop, thief!"
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"I didn't think we were hot-and-heavy. I mean, who's hot and who's heavy?"
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"Yeah, I mean..."
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"I am so relieved."
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"My place is only a few blocks from here."
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"And you know what, I've been thinking about what we do..."
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"What is that?"
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"I think it's the horse."
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"Get me out of this thing!"
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"Rusty!"
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"- Must've been the Beef- a-Reeno. - Beef- a-Reeno?"
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"I'm not gonna stay here all night."
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"What, are you kidding me?!"
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"I never baited a hook with a rye before."
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"Come on."
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"I can't believe I'm going out with this guy."
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"Maybe he'll write a song about me. That would be amazing."
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"So, so beautiful."
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"Not to mention your personality, which is so, so interesting."
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"Jerry, you have got to come see him. He is so terrific."
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"- Maybe he'll write a song about you. - Yeah, right."
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"Like that really matters."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"...you know, uninhibited and free."
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"- Oh, no? - Yeah, in fact..."
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"- Come on. - I don't wanna."
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"Elaine, you're among friends."
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"Well, actually, he doesn't really like to do..."
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"I'm not gonna lie to you and say it wouldn't be nice."
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"Maybe he's, you know, still kind of... He's..."
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"It's not gonna happen."
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"Hey, Jerry. Listen, I need you to help me get my stuff out of the car."
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"- What stuff? - I just came from the Price Club."
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"You will never be able to finish all this stuff."
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"Of course I will. These are all staples."
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"A 48-pack of Eggo waffles. A gallon of barbecue sauce."
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"- Ten pounds of cocktail meatballs. - $17.50. You can't beat that."
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"- Look at this can of tuna. - Yeah, StarKist, Jerry."
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"- Most tuna don't make their cut. - This isn't for a person."
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"It's for Biosphere 3."
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"John Germaine?"
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"That's amazing. I was just talking about him with Elaine."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Oh, yeah."
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"My friend Elaine and him are going out."
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"How about giving me a hand, bring some of this stuff up?"
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"Sorry, Kramer. I got to watch the hands."
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"My hands are my life."
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"Yeah."
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"- Yeah, one second. - Well, come on."
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"All right. All right. Let's not get into panic mode!"
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"- My in-laws. Oh, my God. - So, what do you think?"
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"Your old man can look good when he wants to, huh?"
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"- I've hardly worn it. - It's too thin."
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