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Clips from Seinfeld - The Dinner Party (S05E05)

"Neil Armstrong should've said, That's one small step for man..."
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"...one giant leap for every whining, complaining SOB on the Earth."
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"Hey, George, can you feel this? Can you-?"
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"All right, all right! Knock it off."
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"You see what I'm saying?"
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"The fabric of society is very complex, George."
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"I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi."
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"- It's cold. Give us a little squeeze. - Get off of me."
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"- What? - Why don't we get them a couch."
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"George, you can't show up at someone's house..."
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"I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi..."
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"...I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."
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"Yeah, Jerry. Come with me."
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"Chocolate babka. That's their specialty."
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"But listen. Elaine, when we get up to the door..."
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"Come on, let's just go ask them. Come on."
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"Well, I'm not finding a spot here."
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"- Just double-park. - No."
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"Go into the store, and I'll wait in the car."
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"There's a spot right in front of the liquor store. You see? You see?"
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"I make up stories to get ahead in lines at bakeries."
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"Are you Barbara Benedict?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm- I'm Elaine Benes."
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"All right, what are we getting? It's hot in here."
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"Robust, bold, very dry..."
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"We should've gone to the bakery. They're not getting no 12-dollar cake."
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"I'll pay you back later. I don't have my wallet."
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"- So where's your money? - I never take it."
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"That's the last babka. They got the last babka."
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"Why is that a cake? You don't make carrots into a cake, I'm sorry."
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"Another babka?"
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"Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka."
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"The answer comes back, Cinnamon, cinnamon,again and again."
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"...with amputees."
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"Oh, great. All right, with the wine, I'm in over $20 now."
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"- Big coat. Big coat! - Yes."
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"It's Gore-Tex."
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"You'll start a war."
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"If people would only look to the cookie..."
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"What are you doing? You're gonna wait now?"
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"A few weeks ago, my girlfriend mentioned to me..."
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"...how attractive she thought our new neighbour, Linda, was."
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"If this is allowed to go on, this is not a society. This is anarchy!"
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"- They look comfortable. - That's why I got them, but they're not."
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"Why couldn't we take the hair off and go?"
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"I ran out of the house. I was running and running."
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"And I- I just kept running and..."
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"Come on out, I'm freezing."
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"I'm a little scared of her."
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"Let's go inside the liquor store. I'm freezing."
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"- Why don't you wear a heavier coat? - I wanted to look good for the party."
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"I wasn't talking to you."
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"I'm going in."
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"I am gonna pull that big hood over his little head..."
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"...and suffocate him."
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"You remember that Panama hat?"
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"That was nothing."
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"You almost took my toe off."
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"No, no. We bought the wine here before."
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"It's worth a hell of a lot more than that cheap chardonnay."
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"What-? What happened to you?"
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"Hey, what happened to your coat?"
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"I heard a weatherman say..."
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"Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat."
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"I would rather have the heat in my skull..."
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"...this is the hat to wear."
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"Your lawyer should really insist. He should just go:"
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"We never should have landed a man on the moon."
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"It's a mistake. Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment."
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"Everybody goes, I can't believe they can land a man on the moon..."
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"...and taste my coffee."
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"We would've been happier if we hadn't landed on the moon."
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"We'd go, They can't make a prescription bottle that'll open easily?"
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"I'm not surprised they couldn't land on the moon. Things make perfect sense."
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"Hey, do you believe I got Happy New Year'dtoday?"
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"It's February."
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"I once got Happy New Year'din March."
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"- It's disgusting. - It's pathetic."
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"- Hey, is it cold out? - Really cold."
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"- Scary cold? - What's your definition of scary cold?"
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"That."
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"What is that?"
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"- What? - When did you get that?"
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"This week. My father got a deal from a friend of his."
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"It's Gore-Tex."
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"You know about Gore-Tex?"
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"You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you?"
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"Look at you. You can't even turn around in that thing."
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"Look at this."
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"Come on, let's go."
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"We should stop off on the way and get a bottle of wine or something."
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"What for?"
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"These people invited us for dinner. We have to bring something."
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"Why?"
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"Because it's rude otherwise."
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"You mean just going there because I'm invited..."
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"- ... that's rude? - Yes."
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"...they'll be upset because I didn't bring anything."
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"You can't bring Pepsi."
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"Why not?"
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"Because we're adults."
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"What, you're telling me that wine is better than Pepsi?"
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"No way wine is better than Pepsi."
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"George, I don't think we wanna walk in there..."
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"...and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi in the middle of the table."
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"I don't like the idea that any time there's a dinner invitation..."
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"...there's this annoying little chore."
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"You're getting to be an annoying little chore yourself."
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"All right, let's go. Who's driving?"
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"You are. I can't get that thing in my car."
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"Where's the heat in this car? Come on. Warm me up."
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"You're comfortable up there, bubble boy."
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"Oh, yeah. You wish you had this coat."
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"I was just thinking, the four of us can't show up..."
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"- ... with just one bottle of wine. - Oh, here we go."
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"We'll rent a U-Haul. We'll bring them a nice sectional."
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"We should bring some cake. Will you stop off at the bakery?"
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"Why don't you just get some Ring Dings from the liquor store."
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"Ring Dings?"
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