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Clips from Seinfeld - The Opera (S04E04)

"To me, a wedding is the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride..."
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"So in case the groom chickens out..."
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"...everybody takes one step over, and she marries the next guy."
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"Put the kibosh on my deal."
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"You don't understand. That's the way they talk in Italy."
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"That's the way they was. You listen to the language."
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"It's got that sing-songy quality to it."
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"Come on. It's opening night. Black-tie, Pagliacci. The great clown."
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"The great, sad, tragic clown, like you."
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"Well, that's very flattering."
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"Well, I have many associates."
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"I guess if I'm the magliana, I should go."
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"- It's killing you, isn't it? - Yeah."
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"It's nice to be involved with somebody..."
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"You know, he's got a grip on reality."
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"- I'm just gonna pop in. - Good, men love that."
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"You got a message, buddy."
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"Jerry? Joe Dav ola."
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"Why?! They're not gonna do anything!"
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"Oh, I got the machine."
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"Hello, Joe. Listen, this is Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Big. Big."
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"Joey?"
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"I know. I like to encourage intruders."
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"Shopping."
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"Not right now."
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"I'm a day person."
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"Oh, damn it. I just remembered I gotta go."
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"But if it's good to be a clown, then I would have to rethink the whole thing."
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"Who is he? I want you to tell me who he is."
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"See? Now that's terrible. That is- That's not a nice thing to do at all."
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"I would assume- I don't know how this Pagliacci thing turns out."
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"I don't understand. That's not right."
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"All right. Thanks anyway. Okay, bye."
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"You know the last time I wore this thing?"
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"When I made that toast at Bobby Leighton's wedding."
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"Oh, that was a bad toast."
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"All the relatives. You were like a Redd Foxx record."
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"He could've asked me to leave. He had me in a headlock."
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"It's nice to get a reach."
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"Why are you locking the door now?"
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"What the-?"
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"I can't change. I got no clothes here."
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"That's not the issue. We're friends."
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"...I gotta sit next to Ozzie Nelson over here."
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"Are you kidding? Opening night, Pavarotti in Pagliacci?"
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"Cherry Binaca. It's new."
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"You should hear the message from my nut."
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"- No, it's not. It's mine. - I was just flipping it. That's mine."
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"- Hey, clown. - Clown."
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"- Nice face, clown. - Make me laugh, clown."
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"- All right. - Hey, hey, you selling?"
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"You think you died and went to heaven."
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"What do you want for them?"
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"A thousand dollars for the deuce."
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"You're blowing it. The guy's a pigeon."
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"Where are they already?"
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"Me too."
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"How do you know his name?"
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"- Are you kidding me? - You're dating the madman..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Harold, don't. Harold, be careful of your hair transplant!"
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"You people make me sick."
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"The hardest part about being a clown..."
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"Who is that clown? I'm not working with that clown."
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"Did you hire that clown?"
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"The guy's a clown."
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"How do you even start into being a clown?"
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"...it's actually easier to become a clown..."
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"I mean, you're in the back seat of this guy's Volkswagen-"
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"No. I'm a clown."
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"Was kind of scared of the clowns."
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"And, oh, what heights we'l hit On with the show, this is it"
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"All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."
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"Oh, there's that clown again. What does he want from me?"
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"- It's Binaca. - Binaca?"
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"- Two-fifty? Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, I'm sure."
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"What are you doing here? You were going to the airport."
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"So what? They don't have another plane? She couldn't take a bus?"
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"She's coming in tomorrow. But I made it."
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"We get to go to the opera- Get out of here- Together."
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"Oh, that's rich."
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"- We're with him. - Are you guys ready?"
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"Eva Marton. I've heard of her."
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"Some nut in a clown suit."
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"I had some friends drag me to an opera recently."
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"They've all got those little opera glasses."
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"They're wearing big white woolly vests."
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"Think about optometry. Maybe that's more your thing."
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"The tuxedo is a woman's view that men are all the same."
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"We might as well dress them that way."
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"The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women..."
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"...because they know that men are undependable."
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"Leave a message. I'l cal you back. Thanks."
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"Jerry? Joe Davola."
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"Can't get it off."
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"You know how much I hate that?"
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"Of course you do. You put it there."
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"I know what you said about me, Seinfeld."
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"I know you bad-mouthed me to the execs at NBC."
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"You know I've kiboshed before."
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"- So, what do you think? - About what?"
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"- About the opera. - I don't wanna go."
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"What are they singing for? Who sings?"
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"You got something to say, say it."
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"They sing to one another."
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"All right. All right."
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"It's the language, Jerry. The language."
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"- So why don't they talk like that now? - It's too hard to keep up."
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"You know, they got- They were tired."
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"- Better get that. - Yeah."
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"- So? - I don't know."
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"How'd you get tickets? They're impossible to get."
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"I don't know. Opera, it's not my kind of thing."
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"Then I'm gonna call the whole thing off."
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"Wait a minute. What about George, Susan and Elaine?"
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"- Why do you need me? - You're the nucleus..."
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"...the straw that stirs the drink. You're the magliana."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"You got the tickets, right?"
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