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Clips from Seinfeld - The Non-Fat Yogurt (S05E05)

"I had glasses when I was 10."
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"Anybody beat that? Anybody got them younger?"
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"- Seven. - Seven?"
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"Two?"
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"Anybody born with glasses? Come out..."
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"Actually come out of the birth canal and go:"
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""That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that."
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"Can I clean these?"
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"Does anybody have one of those little cloths?"
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"I was just born. They're a little..."
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"A little smudgy.""
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"- Fantastic. - I told you. How good is this?"
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"- It's good. - How good?"
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"- Very good. - I know."
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"They put real blueberries in this. What kind did you get?"
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"Coffee. They grind up the coffee beans and put it in!"
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"Let me test-taste that."
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"- And it's nonfat. - How could this not have any fat?"
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"- It's too good. - You wanna taste mine?"
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"- Oh, you wanna taste mine. - No, I don't."
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"If you wanna taste mine, you don't have to offer me some of yours."
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"All right, let's just forget it."
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"Kramer's gonna clean up on this place."
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"- What do you mean? - He invested in it."
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"- No kidding? - We've been coming here every day."
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"This is so f*****g good!"
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"Jerry!"
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"- That's nice. - All right."
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"We should get going, but I'm gonna get a little bit more, okay?"
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"- Oh, God, look who's here. - Who is it?"
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"This guy from my old neighborhood, Lloyd Braun."
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"He's a big adviser to Mayor Dinkins. He thinks he's so cool."
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"Oh, really."
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"Hey, George."
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"Hey, Lloyd!"
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"Hey!"
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"My friend Jerry."
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"So I hear you're living back home now, or something?"
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"Yeah, there was a fire in my apartment."
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"A fire."
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"There's a lot of major chicks in this place, huh?"
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"Something wrong with your arm?"
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"Yeah, actually."
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"I bumped my elbow on a desk and injured something..."
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"...and now it sort of moves involuntarily."
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"That's a bitch, huh?"
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"- So how are your parents doing? - Oh, pretty good."
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"- This place does some business, huh? - Yeah, this is my first time here."
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"Hey, she's a doll."
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"Hi."
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"- Hello. - Elaine, this is Lloyd."
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"- Hi. - Hi. Very nice to meet you."
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"Nice to meet you too."
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"Boy, I'm really sorry I gotta run now."
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"- Well, take it easy, huh, George? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Bye-bye. - Bye."
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"- Boy, he is really cute. - He's a jerk."
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"- He's gone, George. - All right, all right."
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"So there were a lot of people there?"
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"That yogurt place- You're gonna make a fortune."
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"- They're doing incredible business. - I told you to go in on it."
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"- How did you know? - Well, I tasted it at the one downtown."
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"It's got a remarkable texture."
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"You'd never know it was nonfat."
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"- Yeah? - Me."
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"Hey, I had the show of my life last night."
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"- I ad-libbed, like, 10 new minutes. - Yeah, but did you tape it?"
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"- Yeah. - Right there. I got it."
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"I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire:"
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"What, was this a whole empire based on putting your feet up?"
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"I'm telling you, I got a whole new Tonight Show here."
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"What's the matter?"
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"I was having lunch and I bit down on the fork."
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"It's hard to believe with so much biting experience..."
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"...a person could still make a mistake like that."
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"- What? - You're getting heavy."
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"- What? - You look like you put on 5..."
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"...10 pounds."
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"- Kramer! - I'll tell you something else..."
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"...you're looking a little chunky yourself."
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"- Me? - Yeah."
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"- No. - Where's your bathroom scale?"
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"Oh, my God! I've gained 7 pounds!"
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"- I've gained 8! - I told you."
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"I thought I'd put on a couple, but 7 pounds, how did I gain 7 pounds?"
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"- How did I gain 8? - I don't get it."
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"I've been doing the same exercises. I haven't been eating different."
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"Me either."
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"Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt."
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"- No, no. That's 100-percent nonfat. - How else could this have happened?"
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"- Maybe it's the Oreos. - I don't eat Oreos."
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"You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open..."
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"You're practically having sex with them."
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"- What about me? - You? You're getting old."
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"- Maybe your yogurt isn't so nonfat. - Oh, guess again, tubby."
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"There's gotta be a way we can find that out."
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"There must be a kind of lab that would do that."
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"I've got it! I'll call the Food and Drug Administration."
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"Hey, I'll tell you what, chubs."
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"If that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet..."
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"- ...for a week. - Well, let's start the insanity."
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"Giddyup."
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""Tommy Tune is a very good dancer.""
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"You ever see Tommy Tune dance?"
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"- No. - I like tap-dancing."
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"Tap-dancing. Anyone can tap-dance. It's those shoes."
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"Are you kidding? They practice for years, those people."
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"What's for supper?"
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"Somebody's at the door."
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"Tommy Tune is very tall."
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"That helps. It makes him lankier."
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"- Lloyd! - Hello, Mrs. Costanza."
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"Georgie, Lloyd Braun is here."
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"- Hey, Lloyd! - What are you doing here?"
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"Well, I was just visiting my mother, so I thought I'd drop by, say hello."
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"Georgie, come here and say hello."
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"How you doing? I hear you're a big adviser for Dinkins now."
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"- That's right. Hey, George. - Hey, Lloyd. How's it going?"
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