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Clips from Seinfeld - The Muffin Tops (S08E08)

"-Nice stuff. -Come on."
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"-New clothes? -Yeah, l did some shopping."
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"Can l borrow your menu?"
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"Wait, those are the clothes from the bag."
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"l'm still watching them."
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"Ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty."
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"They got an intern from Francis Lewis High."
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"-Hi, Alex. -l'm sorry l'm late."
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"-Have you ordered yet? -No."
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"l'll be right back."
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"-...at the Port Authority? -Right here, George. ln here."
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"Thanks. Thanks a lot."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"-Hi. -Where's Jerry?"
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"Well, he's in the shower. You want me to get him?"
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"No, no, no."
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"Oh, get out! Get out! l don't wanna live like this!"
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"Why is it every half-wit and sitcom star has his own book out now?"
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"Hey, buddy. Remember me?"
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"Yeah, l'm just here to do my part. What's your name, darling?"
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"l can't believe somebody pulled the top off this muffin."
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"-l have a right to be here. -Come on."
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"These are my fans. Hey, you're hurting my elbow."
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"l work for the New York Visitors Center."
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"Where are you visiting from?"
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"Little Rock, Arkansas."
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"So get this: Peterman has his henchmen..."
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"Like l'm some sort of maniac."
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"-Yeah, that's too bad. -What's the matter with you?"
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"-Well, what am l gonna tell Alex? -Now, you listen to me."
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"l forgot. Wait, never mind."
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"lt's hard to cross the street in sneakers..."
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"How about the beach this weekend?"
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"Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend."
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"ls that a Mexican Hairless? l love those."
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"Yeah, a muffin-top store just opened up down the street."
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"-A muffin-top store? -What did l just say?"
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"She makes all the plans."
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"And she knows l'm only in town visiting..."
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"-You tell her you shaved it? -Are you nuts?"
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"l'm starting a Peterman Reality Bus Tour. Check it out."
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"Look, George..."
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"...l'm really enjoying spending time with you..."
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"Well, what if l told you l'm thinking of moving here?"
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"George, no offence, but this city would eat you alive."
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"You're moving to New York? That's fantastic."
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"Never mind, they're done. All l have to do now is redo them."
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"...and condense it down into one day, it looks decent."
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"Nobody wants to go on a three-hour bus tour..."
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"-He eats those? -No, l eat those."
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"-l don't-- -Wait a minute."
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"...takes you to places that, while they are real..."
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"...to the real Peterman, which is you."
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"-Understand? -Yeah, it's 37.50 for a 3 Musketeers."
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"Deal. Here's your problem:"
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"You're making just the muffin tops."
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"Do you really think we need the exclamation point?"
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"Because it's not, ''Top of the muffin to you!''"
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"No, no, it is."
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"Hey, Jerry. What's this?"
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"Lady Gillette?"
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"-Hey. -What?"
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"-Jeez. -Can't l get a moment's peace?"
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"Don't you know what's gonna happen?"
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"Oh, come on. That's genetic. That's not gonna happen to me."
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"Look at this, we're cleaning up."
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"...the homeless will eat them? They'll eat anything?"
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"''They don't have homes. Don't have jobs."
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"lf the homeless don't like them, the homeless don't have to eat them."
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"Well, l guess that's all right for now."
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"But if you stay here more than a few months, you're a real sucker."
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"lt smells like the last tenant had monkeys or something."
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"...if you glance up, you'll just make out my bedroom window."
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"-What? -Well, they're not very romantic."
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"Well, that's your opinion."
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"Everyone just settle down."
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"...and l can't drive and argue with you rubes all at the same time."
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"You bring that little girlfriend of yours and l'll only charge you 60 bucks."
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"Meanwhile, l'm sitting on a mountain of stumps."
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"All right."
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"Bus? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Bus? You got a bus?"
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"There are a few seats still available."
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"Well, if they don't mind sitting in the back."
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"This is your office?"
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"Mr. Steinbrenner, l would like to thank you..."
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"...for taking a chance on a hen supervisor at Tyler Chicken..."
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"Be right with you. Look, Mr. Steinbrenner--"
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"l am blown. Blown away."
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"-Kramer, can we just go? -And go we will."
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"Well, we have a bonus ultra-reality stop today."
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"-We're going to a garbage dump? -And we're off."
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"...of actually knowing him, but this is pretty close."
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"Don Tyler? George Steinbrenner here. l wanna talk about George Costanza."
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"l understand he's been dividing his time between us and you."
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"-l cannot have that. -Well, l don't know who he is..."
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"lnstead of beer, alcoholic chicken."
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"That stuff sounds great. All right, l'll have Costanza on the next bus."
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, you're in for an additional treat."
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"No more questions."
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"Dogs, twists, and a fermented chicken drink."
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"The ones you're wearing."
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"Jerry, what's the matter?"
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"That feels good."
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"l'm standing in a men's room on 43rd Street in my underpants."
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"But as l understand it, we have a situation here."
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"Excuse me. Would you mind..."
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"-Let's go. -Well, l gotta watch this guy's bag."
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"-For how long? -l'm sure he'll be back in a second."
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"Excuse me, sir. Would you mind watching my bag for a second?"
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"Why? So l can stand here like an idiot..."
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"...not knowing if you'll ever come back?"
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"Some new-clothes shopping."
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"Strange, for new pants there's noticeable wear..."
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"...on the buttocks of those chinos."
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"The guy never came back."
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"He asked you to watch them, not wear them."
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"-You look like a tourist. -All right. Let me ask you something."
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"When do you start to worry about ear hair?"
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"When you hear, like, a soft rustling."
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"Puberty that never stops."
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