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Clips from Seinfeld - The Face Painter (S06E06)

"How about the scam the airlines have with these special clubs?"
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"Excuse me, isn't this the flight?"
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"I already got four hours of this coming to me."
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"What am I paying for?"
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"Can I get into that? Where's that club? I would like to join that club."
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"When you're sitting in coach..."
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"I'll be the one without the big red sash."
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"- Is that the supermodel? - Yep."
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"I thought you had a show in Ithaca."
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"- How about the march out? - Not as good."
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"March it."
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"Well, I think of you as part of my family."
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"Oh, no, Mr. Pitt, you mustn't."
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"Because we're a team. Come on."
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"- Excuse me? - Yeah, you must hear that all the time."
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"What? What? No, no, no."
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"Don't you think he looks like Sugar Ray?"
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"Maybe he looks a little like Sugar Ray Leonard."
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"Well, you still shouldn't have said it."
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"- You'd have marched on Great Neck? - Absolutely. I still might."
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"Oh, no way."
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"...two of them will say Sugar Ray."
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"Wait, what are you doing? You're not betting."
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"- You know he's not supposed to bet. - Come on, Jerry, it's a lock."
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"- But it's a lock, Jerry. - No."
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"- What're you doing about Morgan? - You know what would be great?"
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"You. What are you doing here?"
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"- Remy, is that you? - Daddy, that man's here again."
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"- You sure? - Yeah. I'll take care of it."
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"Excuse me."
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"No, she's this woman who's booking me on these college tours."
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"She thinks I'm some big celebrity that has to be pampered..."
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"- Jerry. - Oh, hi, Katie."
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"Thanks. Thanks for telling me."
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"Oh, my God."
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"He took a very dangerous combination of prescription heart medicine..."
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"...and these other pills."
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"Oh, good. I just didn't want you to freak out."
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"The chance of a crash is very slim."
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"- Do you have to go to the bathroom? - No."
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"...because you can't until after takeoff."
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"- Not a betting man. - Friendly wager."
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"- Okay, how much? - How about 200."
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"- How you doing? - Okay."
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"- Nice day today. - What?"
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"Flight number 42 from Mexico City."
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"Mr. Pitt, do you need anything?"
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"You need to sit up. Why don't I get you a pillow."
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"- He's got a birthday next week. - Yeah, I don't care."
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"By the way, I don't want you to freak out..."
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"Remember the plane we took here?"
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"I just didn't want you to freak out."
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"I was- I-"
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"I became obsessed with him."
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"And I'm on the bottom!"
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"Will that be cash or check?"
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"All right, listen, I need some cash."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. Not the bag."
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"There is a slight complication, but we're taking care of it..."
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"Okay, I'll book a hotel. A standard room or a mini-suite?"
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"Bridgette's gonna be waiting for me at the Diplomat's Club. Rent a car."
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"- Hello? - George."
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"You gotta go down to the Diplomat's Club-"
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"- You need an exterminator? - No, not really."
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"Helo, this is Jerry Seinfeld. Is Elaine there?"
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"Hold on."
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"Elaine, there's a Jerry Seinfeld on the phone for you."
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"She'll think I stood her up. I'll never get another date with her."
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"- She'll freak out! - All right, all right."
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"- Okay, here it is. - All right, good."
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"Do you know whose mailbag that is?"
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"The worst mass murderer the post office ever produced."
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"All right. I'm gonna give you a sporting chance. I'll take Ithaca."
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"I hope you know what you're doing."
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"- Is this even a road? - Oh, we lost the road half-hour ago."
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"What? Well, why didn't you wake me up?"
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"Oh, yes, of course. Come in."
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"Why didn't you want me to bring my equipment or wear my uniform?"
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"...and wound up in a swimming pool near Ithaca, New York."
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"No! No! No!"
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"Seinfeld? I know that name."
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"It's Mr. Morgan. Come here."
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"Mr. Morgan, I want you to meet a dear old friend of mine, Karl."
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"What about the plane in Ithaca?"
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"- Can you believe that? - Boy."
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"Howdy, ma'am."
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"Poison you?"
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"Jerry Seinfeld tried to poison you?"
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"What? What? Mr. Pitt, what are you, delirious?"
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"Really?"
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"So you really are an exterminator?"
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"This time, George, you've sunk to a new low."
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"One hundred fifty dollars a year to sit in a room..."
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"...eat peanuts, drink coffee and soda and read magazines."
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"Airlines love to divide us up into classes, you know?"
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"...they always have the stewardess close that stupid curtain, you know?"
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"They give you that look like:"
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"Maybe if you had worked a little harder..."
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"What time does your flight get in?"
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"Six? All right, that gives us six hours."
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"Then I'll meet you at the Diplomat's Club."
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"Okay. See you tonight."
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"She's not gonna be back for a month, but I have six hours."
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"I do, but it's 3:00. I'm flying right back."
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"Then I'm gonna meet Bridgette at the Diplomat's Club."
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"Well, guess what I'm doing."
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"I'm going to Mr. Pitt's, and I am telling him that I am quitting."
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"So that's it?"
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"You know, I never even met the guy."
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"I've had enough. I am marching in."
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"- Really? - I'm marching in."
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"I've done the march in. Best feeling."
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"- Wish me luck. - Yeah."
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"Get a march going."
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"- Jerry, I need to borrow your camera. - Why?"
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"Well, I wanna put a picture of me and my boss up in the office."
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"Well, he's reorganizing the whole staff..."
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"...and I'm on thin ice with this guy as it is."
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"- Mr. Pitt, I have something to tell you. - One second, Elaine."
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"- Mr. Pitt- - Elaine."
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