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Clips from Seinfeld - The Puerto Rican Day (S09E09)

"Because ballpark food doesn't count as real food."
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"Those nachos are killing me."
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"I thought you were hungry."
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"It's complicated."
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"Now, now, now. No, no, no."
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"Now. Go, go. No, no. Wait."
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"Wait. Now, now, now. Jerry, go-"
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"So I saw that new movie about the Hindenberg."
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"Burning debris, bodies falling..."
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"I'll check it out."
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"Yep."
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"Wrong car. Sorry."
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"Besides, how am I gonna get over there?"
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"They're not letting me in."
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"They have to see a human face."
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"No, no, no. It was Maria Conchita Alonso."
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"- One more lane to go. - All right. We're here."
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"You can't do that. You can't just leave the group."
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"- Isn't it? - Maybe a little."
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"I'm out of here."
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"Hey. Taxi! Taxi!"
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"If it wasn't for this guy, we could get out of here."
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"Because they've already deducted it."
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"All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company..."
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"...that's in the gap, that's a base hit-"
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"Okay, here's the deal."
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"...with an I'm sorry wave."
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"Okay."
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"Yes. All right, Lamar, back it up a little bit so we can get out now."
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"Probably chocolate."
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"Buenos días, my friend."
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"Well, here. Here is good."
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"Hey, I went to Tufts. It was my safety school."
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"You'll be fine, as long as it doesn't hit you in the pupil..."
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"Hold it, George. Don't move. It's right between your eyes."
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"- Hey. - Hey, hey."
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"Hey."
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"Hey, everyone, this way. I think we can get out through here."
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"Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea."
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"I'm Christine Nyhart."
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"Yes, most likely."
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"Yes. And where would the absolute nearest one be?"
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"Well, I, for one, really respect that."
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"Hey. Guess who's not married."
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"I heard that."
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"It's caliente, Jerry."
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"- Well, it's - - Balk? How was that a balk?"
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"- We're gonna die. - Get a hold of yourself!"
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"Yeah, a feeling like this only happens once a year."
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"- What do you think? - All right, look."
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"Mama!"
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"It's down the hall."
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"You two know each other?"
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"- Mr. Pennypacker. - Yes."
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"Oh, yeah, I wanted to stop by and make sure..."
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"...that my shark tank fits-"
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"Vandelay."
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"The guy in here..."
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"Yeah. You know, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico."
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"I love a parade."
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"- Man, I'm starving. - How can you be hungry..."
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"...after what you ate at that Mets game?"
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"Right. It's just an activity."
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"Like that paddle with the ball and rubber band."
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"You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of those."
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"See, he came up with the idea for the rubber band."
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"Before that, people would just hit the ball and it would fly away."
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"I can't believe you made me leave before the end of the game."
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"Oh, come on, Jerry, it was nine to nothing."
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"We were getting shellacked."
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"- Jerry, you're gonna miss the exit. - Keep your shirt on, I got it."
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"Watch out for that maroon Golf."
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"I'll tell you when you can go. Wait, wait, wait."
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"Oh, calm down, maroon Golf."
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"He thinks I cut him off. He accelerated."
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"You want me to moon him? Let's moon him."
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"Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass."
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"Oh, no, I couldn't do that."
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"Look at this, look. He's giving us the finger."
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"- Oh, all right. - Okay."
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"Oh, yeah, what's that called?"
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"Blimp: The Hindenberg Story."
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"- How was it? - I found it morose."
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"Why dwell on these negative themes?"
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"They should make a movie about all the Hindenberg flights that made it."
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"Anyway, right in the middle, the ship blows up."
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"...and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield..."
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"...I yelled out, That's gotta hurt."
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"The place went nuts."
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"Imagine the laugh you could have gotten..."
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"...if you had yelled that out at the actual disaster."
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"Yeah."
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"Why are we slowing down?"
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"What is that music?"
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"What's with all these flags?"
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"Oh, no."
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"- It's the Puerto Rican Day parade. - It's the Puerto Rican Day parade."
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"The city shuts down Fifth Avenue. They never let anyone through."
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"We are never getting home."
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"Yep, the streets are all blocked."
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"I think every Puerto Rican in the world is out here."
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"Well, it is our day."
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"And the Mets score two in the eighth inning."
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"I could've had some ice cream."
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"That might have calmed down the nachos."
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"I'm gonna miss 60 Minutes. You know I hate to miss 60 Minutes."
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"It's part of my Sunday weekend wind-down."
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"How you can unwind with that clock ticking?"
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"All right, gentlemen. I scouted it out. I think we can get out over there."
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"But that's a one-way street coming this way."
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"Just inch over. You worm your way."
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"Just do it, Jerry."
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"This exhaust. I'm gonna throw up."
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"You know, you should make yourself throw up."
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"You know you're going to."
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"All right, I'm worming."
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"Hey, Jerry. You know who the grand marshal is of this thing?"
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"None other than Miss Chita Rivera."
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"- My hand is out. - We're gonna need more than a hand."
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"You sure you want his face?"
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