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Clips from Seinfeld - The Limo (S03E03)

"...or do they just feel they have their own little country out there..."
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"I told you, it's right over there."
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"- We should take his limo. - Yeah, right."
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"Okay."
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"- I'll bring the car around front. - Thank you very much."
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"To tell her I'm in a limo."
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"I'm getting off."
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"Hey, driver."
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"...have a little fun back here?"
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"Four passes to Madison Square Garden?"
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"Chicago!"
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"We're going to the game! Four free passes!"
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"Do you see things as they are?"
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"Elaine? It's me."
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"Great. George and I have tickets- Four free passes..."
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"I can't tell you now. It's a long story."
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"- It was a good jig. - It was a bad jig. A terrible, terrible jig."
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"I don't wanna be Murphy anymore. Do I have to be?"
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"We're doing 60 miles an hour."
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"I don't wanna disturb him."
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"Hey, O'Brien, wake up. Come on. We got company."
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"Wake up."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"How much do you make?"
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"- I'm not telling you. - Come on."
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"You're counting, there must've been 10,000 asses already on this seat."
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"You've read The Big Game, have you?"
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"Yes, I've read it. And I've memorized it."
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"Well, tell me your impressions."
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"The fate of the world depends on the outcome of this game."
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"Yes, your secretary faxed me the copy."
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"Well, you might as well look it over."
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"That's pretty strange."
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"What was that you said about the myth of the Holocaust?"
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"Nothing to worry about, it was a flat tire."
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"...we're prepared to handle anything that might come up."
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"...where a growing number of angry demonstrators..."
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"- Hi, Dan. How are you? - Good."
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"- Let's just make a run for it. - I can't run. I have a bad hamstring."
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"We'll be ready in a minute."
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"- You or me? - You are."
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"I can feel it, sense it."
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"Yes. Yes!"
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"You don't look like an O'Brien."
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"- And you don't look like a Murphy. - I may not look like one..."
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"Sounds more like Scottish."
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"Well, that's weird."
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"The limo has just pulled up."
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"It's being surrounded by a huge crowd of protesters."
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"I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien!"
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"And I noticed that the Nazis in those movies..."
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"They had the regular Heil that they would do..."
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"Remember that? They'd come in the office:"
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"Do you think that the people at the airport..."
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"...that run the stores have any idea..."
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"...what the prices are everyplace else in the world..."
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"...and they can charge anything they want?"
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"You hungry? Tuna sandwich is $9."
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"You don't like it, go back to your own country."
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"...is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches."
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"I think that profit is what's supporting the whole air travel industry."
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"I mean, think about it. The terminals, the airplanes..."
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"...it's all just a distraction..."
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"...so that you don't notice the beating that you're taking on the tuna."
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"It's all departures. I see nothing but departures."
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"Do you know where the arrivals are?"
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"Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"
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"There's a clock over there."
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"- Where? - Over there."
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"- But you have a watch on. - It's right by the escalator."
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"Why not just look at your watch?"
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"- Let me see the watch. - Hey!"
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"What are you, some kind of nut?"
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"You know, we're living in a society!"
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"- George. - Jerry, Jerry."
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"The flight was delayed. How long you been here?"
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"I can't believe- Get rid of that piece of junk."
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"One mile from the exit, it starts shaking, violently shaking..."
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"...like it's having a nervous breakdown."
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"- Then it completely stopped dead. - So you have no car."
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"- No. - So, what good are you?"
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"This chauffeur's gonna be waiting a while."
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"- O'Brien's not showing up. - How do you know?"
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"He was in Chicago. Flight was overbooked."
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"They wouldn't let him on."
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"He kept screaming how he had to get to Madison Square Garden."
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"Wait a second. Think about it."
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"He's not showing up."
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"Wait till you see the line for cabs. It's 45 minutes long."
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"- You said he's in Chicago. - He's definitely in Chicago."
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"Well, that guy is just standing there."
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"- How would we do it? - Just go up and say, We're O'Brien."
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"- Maybe he knows O'Brien. - He doesn't know him."
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"If he knew O'Brien, he wouldn't have a sign."
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"- Let's just do it. - What if we get caught?"
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"What's gonna happen? They can't kill us."
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"- Who's gonna be O'Brien? - I'll be O'Brien."
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"- Who am I? - You're you."
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"- Just me? - Yeah."
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"- Okay. - You don't wanna be you?"
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"Well, if you're gonna be O'Brien, why can't I be somebody?"
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"- Like who? - Dylan Murphy."
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"- Now you wanna be Dylan Murphy? - Well, I like Dylan."
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"You could be Colin."
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"Okay. Colin O'Brien."
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"- I'm Dylan Murphy. - I'm Colin O'Brien."
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"- Are we really doing this? - Come on."
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"- Hey, do you have the time? - Clock over there."
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"- O'Brien. - Yes, sir."
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"Sorry we're late."
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"- Let me take that for you. - Oh, thank you."
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"- Dylan. - Colin."
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"Can you believe this? This is incredible."
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"This is one of the greatest things I've ever done."
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"- I'm gonna call my mother. - What for?"
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"Hello, Ma? It's me."
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"Guess where I am. In the back of a limo."
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"No, nobody died."
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"It's a long story. I can't tell you now."
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"Because I can't."
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