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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pool Guy (S07E07)

TV Series 1989 –1998 Season 7, Episode 8 22 min ★ 8.8/10 (390,457 ratings) 399 clips
Comedy

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Good News, Bad News 1 1
The Stakeout 1 2
The Robbery 1 3
The Stock Tip 1 5
The Ex-Girlfriend 2 1
The Pony Remark 2 2
The Jacket 2 3
The Phone Message 2 4
The Apartment 2 5
The Statue 2 6
The Revenge 2 7
The Heart Attack 2 8
The Deal 2 9
The Baby Shower 2 10
The Chinese Restaurant 2 11
The Busboy 2 12
The Note 3 1
The Truth 3 2
The Pen 3 3
The Dog 3 4
The Library 3 5
The Parking Garage 3 6
The Cafe 3 7
The Tape 3 8
The Nose Job 3 9
The Stranded 3 10
The Alternate Side 3 11
The Red Dot 3 12
The Subway 3 13
The Pez Dispenser 3 14
The Suicide 3 15
The Fix Up 3 16
The Boyfriend: Part 1 3 17
The Limo 3 19
The Good Samaritan 3 20
The Letter 3 21
The Parking Space 3 22
The Keys 3 23
The Trip: Part 1 4 1
The Trip: Part 2 4 2
The Pitch 4 3
The Wallet 4 5
The Watch 4 6
The Bubble Boy 4 7
The Cheever Letters 4 8
The Opera 4 9
The Virgin 4 10
The Contest 4 11
The Airport 4 12
The Pick 4 13
The Movie 4 14
The Visa 4 15
The Shoes 4 16
The Outing 4 17
The Old Man 4 18
The Implant 4 19
The Junior Mint 4 20
The Smelly Car 4 21
The Handicap Spot 4 22
The Pilot 4 23
The Mango 5 1
The Puffy Shirt 5 2
The Glasses 5 3
The Sniffing Accountant 5 4
The Bris 5 5
The Lip Reader 5 6
The Non-Fat Yogurt 5 7
The Barber 5 8
The Masseuse 5 9
The Cigar Store Indian 5 10
The Conversion 5 11
The Stall 5 12
The Dinner Party 5 13
The Marine Biologist 5 14
The Pie 5 15
The Stand-In 5 16
The Wife 5 17
The Raincoats 5 18
The Fire 5 19
The Hamptons 5 20
The Opposite 5 21
The Chaperone 6 1
The Big Salad 6 2
The Pledge Drive 6 3
Title Season Episode
The Chinese Woman 6 4
The Couch 6 5
The Gymnast 6 6
The Soup 6 7
The Mom and Pop Store 6 8
The Secretary 6 9
The Race 6 10
The Switch 6 11
The Label Maker 6 12
The Scofflaw 6 13
Highlights of a Hundred 6 14
The Beard 6 15
The Doorman 6 17
The Jimmy 6 18
The Doodle 6 19
The Fusilli Jerry 6 20
The Diplomat's Club 6 21
The Face Painter 6 22
The Understudy 6 23
The Engagement 7 1
The Postponement 7 2
The Maestro 7 3
The Wink 7 4
The Hot Tub 7 5
The Soup Nazi 7 6
The Secret Code 7 7
The Pool Guy 7 8
The Sponge 7 9
The Gum 7 10
The Rye 7 11
The Caddy 7 12
The Seven 7 13
The Cadillac 7 14
The Doll 7 16
The Friars Club 7 17
The Wig Master 7 18
The Calzone 7 19
The Bottle Deposit 7 20
The Wait Out 7 21
The Invitations 7 22
The Foundation 8 1
The Soul Mate 8 2
The Bizarro Jerry 8 3
The Little Kicks 8 4
The Package 8 5
The Fatigues 8 6
The Checks 8 7
The Chicken Roaster 8 8
The Abstinence 8 9
The Andrea Doria 8 10
The Little Jerry 8 11
The Money 8 12
The Comeback 8 13
The Van Buren Boys 8 14
The Susie 8 15
The Pothole 8 16
The English Patient 8 17
The Nap 8 18
The Yada Yada 8 19
The Millennium 8 20
The Muffin Tops 8 21
The Summer of George 8 22
The Butter Shave 9 1
The Voice 9 2
The Serenity Now 9 3
The Blood 9 4
The Junk Mail 9 5
The Merv Griffin Show 9 6
The Slicer 9 7
The Betrayal 9 8
The Apology 9 9
The Strike 9 10
The Dealership 9 11
The Reverse Peephole 9 12
The Cartoon 9 13
The Strongbox 9 14
The Wizard 9 15
The Burning 9 16
The Bookstore 9 17
The Frogger 9 18
The Maid 9 19
The Puerto Rican Day 9 20
The Chronicle 9 21
The Finale 9 23
Why not call it what it is?
"Why not call it what it is?"
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Who is redialling and redialling?
"Who is redialling and redialling?"
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Who do you think would win a fight between me...
"Who do you think would win a fight between me..."
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...and gorgeous George here?
"...and gorgeous George here?"
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- Why? - George fights dirty.
"- Why? - George fights dirty."
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Really? What would you do?
"Really? What would you do?"
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So listen, you're not doing anything tomorrow, are you?
"So listen, you're not doing anything tomorrow, are you?"
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You hate other women and they hate you.
"You hate other women and they hate you."
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- How about the 8:30? - Saddle up and ride.
"- How about the 8:30? - Saddle up and ride."
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- You wanna get something to eat first? - No, I'm good.
"- You wanna get something to eat first? - No, I'm good."
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Yeah, why not Susan?
"Yeah, why not Susan?"
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Too many chicks know my number.
"Too many chicks know my number."
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Will you put her on the phone?
"Will you put her on the phone?"
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I really think I should have been consulted about this.
"I really think I should have been consulted about this."
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Here. Something.
"Here. Something."
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Oh, that sounds great. Oh, I love that sort of stuff.
"Oh, that sounds great. Oh, I love that sort of stuff."
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- Why? - A little buffer zone.
"- Why? - A little buffer zone."
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If we were at my place on the couch, would we sit right next to each other?
"If we were at my place on the couch, would we sit right next to each other?"
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- No, you got a point. - All right.
"- No, you got a point. - All right."
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I can't.
"I can't."
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- Hey, Ramon. - I took a lot of napkins.
"- Hey, Ramon. - I took a lot of napkins."
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- You want some? - Oh, no, thanks.
"- You want some? - Oh, no, thanks."
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- Your idea? - Yeah?
"- Your idea? - Yeah?"
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What'd you do that for?
"What'd you do that for?"
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She was looking for someone to go to the show with.
"She was looking for someone to go to the show with."
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Well, that was really a stupid thing.
"Well, that was really a stupid thing."
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I didn't know. Kramer told me about the worlds.
"I didn't know. Kramer told me about the worlds."
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You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself?
"You couldn't figure out the worlds theory for yourself?"
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It's just common sense.
"It's just common sense."
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Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart.
"Anybody knows you gotta keep your worlds apart."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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No, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no."
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555-3455.
"555-3455."
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Yeah, so people are just dialling it by mistake and getting you.
"Yeah, so people are just dialling it by mistake and getting you."
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Well, it must have been one hell of a party.
"Well, it must have been one hell of a party."
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And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?
"And then back to her place, strip down to bra and panties for a tickle fight?"
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That's what you think girls do, isn't it?
"That's what you think girls do, isn't it?"
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Yes, I do.
"Yes, I do."
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Yeah, well, I don't really give a sh-
"Yeah, well, I don't really give a sh-"
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Hey, buddy, what's going on?
"Hey, buddy, what's going on?"
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Yeah, Cupid's Rif/e. Eight-thirty, Sony Lincoln Square.
"Yeah, Cupid's Rif/e. Eight-thirty, Sony Lincoln Square."
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Yeah, no, no, no. No problem. Yeah.
"Yeah, no, no, no. No problem. Yeah."
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Cosmo here.
"Cosmo here."
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All right, there's an 8:30 and a 10: 15 showing.
"All right, there's an 8:30 and a 10: 15 showing."
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- Who? Who is Ramon? - He's the pool guy.
"- Who? Who is Ramon? - He's the pool guy."
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Hey, Jerry, how are you, crazy guy?
"Hey, Jerry, how are you, crazy guy?"
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- What are you doing around here? - I was in the neighbourhood.
"- What are you doing around here? - I was in the neighbourhood."
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- I figured I'd check you out. - I kind of had some things to do.
"- I figured I'd check you out. - I kind of had some things to do."
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Just, you know, I don't know. Stuff I gotta do.
"Just, you know, I don't know. Stuff I gotta do."
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All right.
"All right."
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- It's obvious. Can you believe that? - All right, Ramon. I'm gonna get going.
"- It's obvious. Can you believe that? - All right, Ramon. I'm gonna get going."
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- I think we should separate here. - What are you trying to say, Jerry?
"- I think we should separate here. - What are you trying to say, Jerry?"
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Yeah. So what?
"Yeah. So what?"
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Are you gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on?
"Are you gonna start to talk like Elaine from now on?"
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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...but there is also independent George.
"...but there is also independent George."
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- I love that George. - Me too. And he's dying, Jerry.
"- I love that George. - Me too. And he's dying, Jerry."
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...he will kill independent George.
"...he will kill independent George."
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You see what I'm talking about?
"You see what I'm talking about?"
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It's all just slipping away.
"It's all just slipping away."
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There's no higher place than Mountain High. Rated R.
"There's no higher place than Mountain High. Rated R."
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What happened to all the towels?
"What happened to all the towels?"
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- You're meeting at the coffee shop? - Yeah.
"- You're meeting at the coffee shop? - Yeah."
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I'm meeting George for lunch at the coffee shop.
"I'm meeting George for lunch at the coffee shop."
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- I'll wait for him outside. - Wait here. Come on, sit down.
"- I'll wait for him outside. - Wait here. Come on, sit down."
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What's the matter with you?
"What's the matter with you?"
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This is gonna be ugly.
"This is gonna be ugly."
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...four.
"...four."
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- Hey, George! - No, we'll pull up another chair.
"- Hey, George! - No, we'll pull up another chair."
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I see you there, Ramon.
"I see you there, Ramon."
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Because I'm a member here, this is my place to swim.
"Because I'm a member here, this is my place to swim."
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Ollie, ollie, oxen free!
"Ollie, ollie, oxen free!"
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I think he's gonna need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
"I think he's gonna need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation."
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You go.
"You go."
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Yeah, but you pulled him in.
"Yeah, but you pulled him in."
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Yeah. Maybe.
"Yeah. Maybe."
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Love, Susan.
"Love, Susan."
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With Jerry, huh? With Jerry. Great. Great.
"With Jerry, huh? With Jerry. Great. Great."
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You've selected Agent Zero.
"You've selected Agent Zero."
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You've selected Brown-Eyed Gir/.
"You've selected Brown-Eyed Gir/."
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...please enter your five-digit ZIP code now.
"...please enter your five-digit ZIP code now."
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...in the main theatre at 9:30 p. m.
"...in the main theatre at 9:30 p. m."
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Yeah, now I got you.
"Yeah, now I got you."
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It's also playing in theatre number two at 9:00.
"It's also playing in theatre number two at 9:00."
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- I thought he was with them. - That's not the guy.
"- I thought he was with them. - That's not the guy."
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What is he doing in the Chunnel?
"What is he doing in the Chunnel?"
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Everybody out of the Chunne/! Everybody out of the Chunne/!
"Everybody out of the Chunne/! Everybody out of the Chunne/!"
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Laughing and lying and laughing.
"Laughing and lying and laughing."
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I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. Reggie's.
"I had to go to Reggie's, Jerry. Reggie's."
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Hey, are you sure you got the right theatre?
"Hey, are you sure you got the right theatre?"
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- Why not? - Well, you know...
"- Why not? - Well, you know..."
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See you.
"See you."
Seinfeld
They're killing independent George! They're all in on it!
"They're killing independent George! They're all in on it!"
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Worlds are colliding!
"Worlds are colliding!"
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You're in big trouble now.
"You're in big trouble now."
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You've been stealing my business.
"You've been stealing my business."
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Leave your numeric message now, and then press Archie's head.
"Leave your numeric message now, and then press Archie's head."
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And what is that redial button? Let's face it.
"And what is that redial button? Let's face it."
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This is like the harassment key for people in a fight, you know.
"This is like the harassment key for people in a fight, you know."
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You can't do that to me.
"You can't do that to me."
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What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
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...and the punches started flying, who would win?
"...and the punches started flying, who would win?"
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Well, I think that's pretty obvious.
"Well, I think that's pretty obvious."
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Yeah, me too.
"Yeah, me too."
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- Hey, Elaine. - Hey.
"- Hey, Elaine. - Hey."
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George.
"George."
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Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
"Pull hair, poke eyes, groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do."
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Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met.
"Because I have an extra ticket to the historical clothing exhibit at the Met."
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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George?
"George?"
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Would I want to see what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln's funeral?
"Would I want to see what Mary Todd wore to Lincoln's funeral?"
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There's nobody I can go with.
"There's nobody I can go with."
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You know what? I don't have one female friend left.
"You know what? I don't have one female friend left."
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Well, no, of course, you don't. You're a man's woman.
"Well, no, of course, you don't. You're a man's woman."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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I wonder if Susan-?
"I wonder if Susan-?"
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No, I better just go.
"No, I better just go."
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All right. See you.
"All right. See you."
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Hey, why don't you ask Susan?
"Hey, why don't you ask Susan?"
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- George's Susan? - Yeah.
"- George's Susan? - Yeah."
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